I've always wanted to go to Japan but for what I can spend on one trip there I can go to Paris and Amsterdam three times. I briefly flirted with the language because I'm obsessed with arcane ways of writing. I learned how to use a kanji dictionary, which is a universe in itself.

Here's a tongue in cheek, though not inaccurate take on learning Japanese.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."