Republican Party Values = What is convenient for us at "any" time....now all you bible thumpers....understand and remember as long as I repent....I am still cool.
the downward sprial of BOTH parties in general were two HIGH profile Presidents.....
DEM: John F. Kennedy (Marilyn Monroe)
REP: Richard M. Nixon (WATERGATE)
yeah I know its comparing apples to oranges....but fuck it.....both JFK & RMN didnt have the "new" press (CNN/MSNNBC [cable] + "Net) along with IM'ing, Smartphones, Etc....new technology in general......both would have had them out of office on the FAST TRACK if they lived in "our" time.
For Fuck sakes thir idea of modern was the Teletype machine....and the US Postal Service (then the Post Office Department) was still a cabinet level agency (last in line of succession until 1971 but the fact of the matter the POSTMASTER GENERAL could have been in charge boggles the mind).
Ticker Tape-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticker_tape
and for more funny stuff-
http://digg.com/politics/Republican_Sex_Scandal_Flow_Chart_TPM_News_Pages