I would need a very long blade to reach you as I am continuing on my World Tour. If you visited the blog at www.brandoniron.com more often, you would see the trappings of my pheremone-laced web.

I am hyper-competitive, you see, and it irked me to play second fiddle to Christian XXX all the time. I don't care how far I have to go to get new meat. I will travel to the ends of the earth....or Churchill, Manitoba. I refuse to go past here. It's pretty much the end of the earth anyways. Nothing but polar bears and permafrost. Anyways, gotta go. I have an ice fishing lesson at 7pm. The sun doesn't go down for 6 months where I'm at. It's beautiful! I hire the women on a low-cost "day rate" and I fuck them all day long.