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Kali Lane was one of my favorite girls that i worked with last year. simply awesome!

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/09/back-in-the-sad.html

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Christian and Brandon have fucked so many of the same women, its like they are now related by epidemology. I can imagine a really bad network TV movie where they are blood enemies, but somehow sense what the other is doing or feeling at a particular moment. There would certainly be a lot of mutual itching, and Brandon would scream like a queen whenever XXX broke out the strap ons without warning on the other side of the planet.

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I hear you on that one. Depending on who I've done scenes with, I can play 6 degrees of Dave Navarro.

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Christian and Brandon have fucked so many of the same women, its like they are now related by epidemology.

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I use my degree as a coaster to put my glasses on. Reading your posts has driven me to drink.
If you stop posting, I'll stop drinking. Deal?

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Of course not. My hope is that as a result of your increased drinking you end up in a horrible one car drunk driving accident in which you are paralyzed from the neck down and forced to live in some newfie nursing home for the rest of your life. During this time you will occasionally be tortured by outbreaks of the oral herp and oral thrush. Ah, one can only hope! Make sure you're not driving Jeff's Lambo during the less then tragic crash.

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I don't drink and drive.

The pain in you is intense, my friend. I feel it. With each pound that I gain and each hair follicle that dies on my balding head, a little bit of you dies, too.

All I can do is suggest you take some sort of meditation class and learn to live and let live. The burning of my urethra each time I pee is nothing compared to the burning of your tortued soul. Am I right?

You know I am....

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Naw, Brandon, I don't have a tortured soul, I just like being an asshole.

You are making that point very well. We knonw that you are an asshole.


Torture is your relationship to Gia,

You should only be so lucky, Gia would not even waste a good piss on you.

so close but yet so far,

Are you referring to your not haveing the ability to get hard, is this what you tell your mother when she is tea-bagging you .

and refusing to let you load her mouth.

Really and how do you know this, do they have cable in the trailer park

Your last post was rather introspective, please put the bong down and step away from the bale.

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You're still in porn Ryan? Oh that's right, Brandon occasionally takes pity on you by giving you a night off from the strap on treatment. Hopefully the recession in porn valley will hit you harder then most.

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When I drive your Mamma to sets, occasionaly I do Fuck her in the Ass on camera, Whenever one of the other Male Talents Flake.

Your Mamma> <Me

Look for her in Brandon Iron's, "I Love It Rough #7".

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If that's so what was her last place of employment?

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Remember who owns the lambos.

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Remember who owns the lambos.

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Its all a Smoke and Mirrors act.

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Like when a movie shows you with a hard-on.

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Like when a movie shows you with a hard-on.

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I'm pretty sure once the whore rams the dildo up Ryan's ass there are no smoke and mirrors required.

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Perhaps some studious person could compare and contrast Kali's cocksucking with the other ladies on offer at www.loadmymouth.com. Technique, eye contact, hand-mouth coordination, and overall enthusiasm are all topics that should be covered.

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Well, I haven’t seen much of your website yet, but here’s a go at it in general.

The scene opens with this young dirty blone sitting in a state of undress on a filthy couch. Some casual, boring conversation is fast forwarded through, then Kali begins to give Mr. Iron a hand/blow job as he leans back on something. She uses her hand almost all the time and doesn't take very much of his cock in her mouth, I was initially disappointed.


Kali sucks off fat old man - where is Jack Ruby when we need him?

The scene changes much for the better when Mr. Iron stands up and grabs her head and starts face fucking her. She loosens up a little bit, gets the hand the hell out of the action, and takes him a lot deeper. Not throat deep, but a decent length with some decent speed, good friction.


Doing much better now.

She is able to do much better by herself after he got her going. She kept up the pace, pretty much.


Dead inside eyes - cause or effect?

She begs him to fuck her, and they do so in doggie. I skipped this part, watching people fuck is boring.

After the fucking, she did a short, good job of giving him some more head.


I like her position here, with the colored heels.

After this short bit of post-fucking head, Mr. Iron masturbates himself until he ejaculates into her wide open mouth. She swallows said ejaculate. A surprise comes when he gives her a second load, we do not see what happened in the intervening time. All in all, a better than average oral scene as graded by a fan of the genre, although it is not truly in the genre, due to the fucking. But, I understand.

I give it a solid single thumb sucking tit.


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

On edit, from Brandon's post:
Technique - in training, but a quick learner, DT is next.
Eye contact - good, especially in POV.
hand-mouth coordination - I don't like them to use their hands on film.
overall enthusiasm - OK for a casual scene, she seemed more into the fucking. Willing cum gobbler.

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You are not a team player, like Brandon who is at least smart enough not to bite the hand that distributes him. Severing a relationship that provided half of your disposable income, was not a wise move,

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Brandon, you're challenging Dick Delaware to an MMA fight? While normally I'm not in favor of people dying in the ring, I can make an exception in your case.

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One more year, and Brandon will officially become Ed Powers.

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One more year, and Brandon will officially become Ed Powers.

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A wise man by the name of Ron Jeremy once imparted some words of wisdom to me that I will never forget. He said, "Are you going to eat that?" To which I replied, "Yes. Yes, I am going to eat that."

I never looked back from that day forward and I think the results speak for themselves. When I sit around the house, I sit around the house.

Basically, I am a sex slave in my own home. I wake up in the next room, go on my computer, and order dessert from a wide selection of whore d'oevres on offer daily in the Valley. Over 556 servings of those scrumptious little treats has taken its toll house cookies on my waistline as well as my psyche. I can't even masturbate because that would be like calling in sick to work. I am doomed to a life of receiving oral sex from women on the first date. Do not mock me; take pity on me. While you punch your clock, I punch the air above my bed just before noon and beg a Higher Power to give me one day of rest...just one. My pleas always -- ALWAYS -- fall on deaf ears.

I tried losing weight a while ago by going to Jenny Craig. She ended up blowing me, too, and will be update #604. Try as I might to shed some pounds, I just can't win.

I just can't win.

I'm enjoying some Chicken Soup for the Soul now. Not the book....actual chicken soup. Later, as I sit in bed with Haagen Dazs dripping off my chin, slipping into a diabetic coma masking itself as slumber, my last waking thought will be: What do you really hunger for, Brandon Iron....what??

Sleep the sleep of angels, dearest Ironman. You've had a hard day....a long, hard day.....again.

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Ahhhh! Reading your posts is like watching a Retard Kick himself in the Nuts. You have no frame of reference and no allies. Just disappear. I promise you no one will notice.

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Brandon doesn't have to worry about unplanned pregnancies because his sperm are too short to reach the egg.

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