Paperchase, I have seen your lack of humor affect you negatively in the following ways:
1. Your posts are lame and boring.
2. You have no zip, no zing, and no zeal.
3. Your veiled hatred and thinly-masked jelously makes you more fragile each day.

I will no longer enable you by fueling your addiction. If you do not accept treatment by going to Man School, you must know that our relationship will change in the following ways. You will no longer receive responses to your posts. I will ignore your requests to stir your coffee with the spoon that I used to scrape cum off the faces of the models in SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7. You will have to return the copy you borrowed from me, too....immediately. I will no longer give you my hotmovies VOD account number so you can do "research" on gay male pornstars. I will not respond to your PMs requesting me to rate guys as "hot or not."

In short, you must learn how to survive without the constant attention from alpha males. I don't care how many times you have failed in your life. I am your friend and I want to see you get better.

Deal with your homoerotic fantasies. I promise not to judge you and that we will remain friends.