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I don't drink and drive.

The pain in you is intense, my friend. I feel it. With each pound that I gain and each hair follicle that dies on my balding head, a little bit of you dies, too.

All I can do is suggest you take some sort of meditation class and learn to live and let live. The burning of my urethra each time I pee is nothing compared to the burning of your tortued soul. Am I right?

You know I am....

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Naw, Brandon, I don't have a tortured soul, I just like being an asshole.

You are making that point very well. We knonw that you are an asshole.


Torture is your relationship to Gia,

You should only be so lucky, Gia would not even waste a good piss on you.

so close but yet so far,

Are you referring to your not haveing the ability to get hard, is this what you tell your mother when she is tea-bagging you .

and refusing to let you load her mouth.

Really and how do you know this, do they have cable in the trailer park

Your last post was rather introspective, please put the bong down and step away from the bale.

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