It's a diet of high fructose corn syrup in EVERYTHING.

Bought some very nice hamburger buns a while back. When I started to cook, and unleashed the fluffy buns from their slippery sack, I noticed a message on the protective plastic bag:

No High Fructose Corn Syrup!

I did not realize that a danger, in buying hamburger buns, involved HFCS!

Will also consider buying handguns to make the perfect outdoor cooking experience...