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#435122 - 07/08/09 09:20 PM Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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Mini rant but ill answer the second question first. I think ive discovered a way to get the same feeling as a speedball without taking drugs. Heres a step by step

Step 1: put clint mansell's lux aeterna on your ipod three straight times so it runs for a total of just under 12 minutes uninterupted (the song from requiem of a dream, which is now unwatchable because of who jared leto has become but thats a whole other story)

Step 2: get dressed in a tracksuit and find a quite-ish park that only has old people who walk dogs and asians who are unaware the path is for other people besides themselves, find a time an hour after the hottest part of the day, so its still hot but not peak.

step 3: Drink a small bottle of water the whole way down so you can hear and feel it as you walk.

Step 4: start the first playing of the song and run, by the time the second starts increase your speed, then when the third hits run at like 85% until it finishes, then when it does come to a complete stop and punch yourself in the stomach


Let me know how you feel?


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I hate the black eye peas, I know I can't be alone in this thought, why hasn't someone tried to kill either the lead singer or the tranny looking meth head, I know they can be reached, they can be had, I know this.


What ever happened to sade?

Remember the dad from alf? (pictured below) he was busted for doing crack and having unprotected sex with homeless men in 2005.



eh thats about it, hows everyone but sammura doing?
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#435123 - 07/08/09 09:44 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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sade supposed to drop a new ablum this year you stupid bitch
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#435124 - 07/09/09 10:22 AM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Never liked the Peas. Caught them on the Friday Today Show concert. Annoying as hell. Fergy looked like shit also.

Also, WTF is with Gwen Stafani, she's had two kids and she's what 40 years old but she acts like she's 18 on stage. Creepy when you watch it.
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#435126 - 07/09/09 12:33 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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yeah the black eye peas was better without her. when she came that crossover bug bit them and they ain't been the same
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#435127 - 07/09/09 03:20 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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Also, WTF is with Gwen Stafani, she's had two kids and she's what 40 years old but she acts like she's 18 on stage. Creepy when you watch it.




I still want to throat fuck her till her ears bleed, or she passes out, whichever happens first.

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#435128 - 07/10/09 05:46 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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sade supposed to drop a new ablum this year you stupid bitch







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Also, WTF is with Gwen Stafani, she's had two kids and she's what 40 years old but she acts like she's 18 on stage. Creepy when you watch it.





She is the celebrity version of phoenix marie, in that she tries to play 8 years off her life and believes she is more attractive then she really is, gwen's hubby plays the role of the celebrity christian x well too, in that he is in the same field, believes he is better at what he does then he is and also likes to bonk boys on the DL. I like christian more than gavin though.


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Monkey, when are you and sammura going to get a room? The kids would be really interesting to see in 20 years.





The moment I hit rock bottom?

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#435129 - 07/10/09 08:51 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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me and you in a room........i would stab you to death. but you never leave out the house.
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#435130 - 07/13/09 04:01 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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me and you in a room........i would stab you to death. but you never leave out the house.





Have you ever let anyone take a shit on your chest or face before? I swear id go upto 4 figures to take a curry shit all over your face, film it and run it on a loop on 9 tvs throughout the house james spader style.
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#435131 - 07/13/09 09:36 PM Re: Monkey Rant and Discovery of Natural Speedball
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Registered: 11/14/04
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me and you in a room........i would stab you to death. but you never leave out the house.




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Have you ever let anyone take a shit on your chest or face before? I swear id go upto 4 figures to take a curry shit all over your face, film it and run it on a loop on 9 tvs throughout the house james spader style.





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