Actually my cards do say "Marketing Guy". I added the retail because I don't deal with the web or any of that stuff, my job is just to make sure stores know about our titles. Though my card does lack subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it and oh my god - a watermark.

I'm glad you approve of the pic I selected. I know the XPT crowd and I know you guys would have hated to see a big wang obscuring the wonderful sight of Lexi Belle getting nailed.