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#434864 - 07/07/09 11:21 PM Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 23
Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs
What has happened to the Cage of old....the fueds, bitches, interesting stuff & motherfuckers I would have loved to punch in the teeth...?

This place has gotten BORING

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#434865 - 07/07/09 11:24 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
take off your shirt, oil up your chest, take pictures with your web cam, post them in this thread and im sure it will attract a few flies johnny.
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#434866 - 07/07/09 11:28 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 23
Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs
I'm shocked You are even still around SM...all that time, all those posts, all that wasted life

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#434867 - 07/07/09 11:30 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I'm shocked You are even still around SM...all that time, all those posts, all that wasted life




I know, pathetic , isn't it? Hows the jersey porn scene going?
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#434868 - 07/08/09 05:34 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

What has happened to the Cage of old....the fueds, bitches, interesting stuff & motherfuckers I would have loved to punch in the teeth...?

This place has gotten BORING




Hey "Garfield", anyone ever tell you that you misuse punctuation exactly like Richard Hungwell? How odd




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#434870 - 07/08/09 02:38 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Kiss of Death Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
What a bunch of dumb fucks,,,just no fucking clue...!!!

You fucking losers make me laugh....
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#434871 - 07/08/09 03:03 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Hey fake Garfield, Garfield would always use this whenever he could & you haven't used it once.
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#434872 - 07/08/09 07:12 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

What has happened to the Cage of old....the fueds, bitches, interesting stuff & motherfuckers I would have loved to punch in the teeth...?

This place has gotten BORING




Of course it's boring. The others were either driven away or banned. The remaining regulars just lurk now because of the bullshit. Did Gigi's husband really ban her from coming here or did someone from here do something to her?



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#434874 - 07/09/09 05:51 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

What a bunch of dumb fucks,,,just no fucking clue...!!!

You fucking losers make me laugh....




Dude, you're literally the only poster who's ever used punctuation that way, lol. If you're going to use an alt you gotta switch it up a bit.
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#434875 - 07/09/09 11:56 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Kiss of Death Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/09
Posts: 58
What way...

Please elaborate..???????
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#434876 - 07/09/09 05:31 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Please elaborate..???????




"Elaborate" on this board seems to mean to link YouTube clips.

btw, Elaborator:Ms. Swift::Hungwell:Fake Garfield
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#434877 - 07/13/09 08:30 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 23
Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs
Quote:

Hey fake Garfield, Garfield would always use this whenever he could & you haven't used it once.





I did always used to use that but I stopped a few yrs away from here will cause a man to do so....whoever said everyone got banned or stopped posting does make some sense

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#434878 - 07/13/09 09:31 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Well, when the real John Garfield posts here, let us know. OK? Thanks.
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#434879 - 07/14/09 07:00 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 23
Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs
Biff You fuckin faggot...I would still love to punch You in the teeth after all these yrs

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#434880 - 07/14/09 11:28 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#434881 - 07/15/09 05:14 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I do miss the original garfield, I wish bornyo would go back to posting under that nick.
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#434882 - 07/18/09 11:12 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

What a bunch of dumb fucks,,,just no fucking clue...!!!

You fucking losers make me laugh....




Dude, you're literally the only poster who's ever used punctuation that way, lol. If you're going to use an alt you gotta switch it up a bit.




That's not true Vizz.. I can role..ermm.. roll like that?.

Electro should make a thread, yes.?
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#434883 - 07/19/09 09:52 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


That's not true Vizz.. I can role..ermm.. roll like that?.

Electro should make a thread, yes.?




MmmmM.. Roll?, too Cracky. But oK, only if you let me post those boner induced late night PM's with a splash of vodka that you send me all the time. Let's g!ve The Cage some bLOUballs, yes?
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#434884 - 07/19/09 02:32 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

Quote:


That's not true Vizz.. I can role..ermm.. roll like that?.

Electro should make a thread, yes.?




MmmmM.. Roll?, too Cracky. But oK, only if you let me post those boner induced late night PM's with a splash of vodka that you send me all the time. Let's g!ve The Cage some bLOUballs, yes?



wh Y d o yo u act like Lou is the only guy th a t se n ds you n a sty emai l s?
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#434885 - 07/19/09 06:26 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


That's not true Vizz.. I can role..ermm.. roll like that?.

Electro should make a thread, yes.?




MmmmM.. Roll?, too Cracky. But oK, only if you let me post those boner induced late night PM's with a splash of vodka that you send me all the time. Let's g!ve The Cage some bLOUballs, yes?




If you follow the bold hi-lights she clearly spells out COCK!. She must be reading again.

In between bruised lips and black eyes it must be Twighlight, yes?.

How's it all end.. in the end.
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#434886 - 07/19/09 08:15 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I HATE TWILIGHT AND ALL TWI-HARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#434887 - 07/19/09 08:24 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
LouCypher said:
Quote:

If you follow the bold hi-lights she clearly spells out COCK!. She must be reading again.

In between bruised lips and black eyes it must be...
*snip*

How's it all end.. in the end.



Yeah I know,"YoU'LL EAT ME UP!"...Blah, blah, blah. Go to bed.





@WCD. Anal? Not willingly. That was XPT's other Momma.


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#434888 - 07/19/09 08:31 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Don't hate Gia... Electro gets cocks slung in her face when she reads. I know...right?.

Fucken inner city kids have causes more compelling but this poor girl is just trying to be.

Remember the bookmobile ads back in the day?. It's kinda like that but not even Burg could represent the cause this porn forum realizes.
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#434889 - 07/19/09 08:45 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:








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#434890 - 07/19/09 08:54 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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#434891 - 07/20/09 12:03 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

I HATE TWILIGHT AND ALL TWI-HARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




no doubt, it's fucking 90210 with emo vampires- now luke perry wears white foundation, still just as intense about absolutely nothing, but now he's blitzed on xanax so he's out spreading the gospel on the inner beauty of tears. lasted about 6 min. when it was on TV. i've also spotted a few of the beasts at the office with those books on their desks. you know the type.

the pale people are definitely out in force these days, high stepping it around town like they suddenly own everything, and true blood on hbo only making matters worse.

sadly i'm hooked in to true blood now that the hot jesus blonde gave doofus a handjob in the tub tonight.

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#434892 - 07/20/09 01:22 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 23
Loc: In many of Your wives/gfs

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#434893 - 07/20/09 10:08 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
garfield2k9... khanfusion has been here and done it much better. Maybe find another medium to share your less than groundbreaking ideas in?. I suggest screaming into a bucket of water, that might be fun for us all.


Thanks, cunt.
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#434894 - 07/21/09 02:19 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

I HATE TWILIGHT AND ALL TWI-HARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Don't only tween age girls like Twilight? There aren't actual adults in LA who like that shit are there?

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#434895 - 07/21/09 08:09 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

I HATE TWILIGHT AND ALL TWI-HARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




no doubt, it's fucking 90210 with emo vampires- now luke perry wears white foundation, still just as intense about absolutely nothing, but now he's blitzed on xanax so he's out spreading the gospel on the inner beauty of tears. lasted about 6 min. when it was on TV. i've also spotted a few of the beasts at the office with those books on their desks. you know the type.

the pale people are definitely out in force these days, high stepping it around town like they suddenly own everything, and true blood on hbo only making matters worse.

sadly i'm hooked in to true blood now that the hot jesus blonde gave doofus a handjob in the tub tonight.





That was great..
Sookie Stackhouse for t3h w1n though... Her getting tits out balled on was a moment.
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#434896 - 07/21/09 08:15 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


That's not true Vizz.. I can role..ermm.. roll like that?.

Electro should make a thread, yes.?




MmmmM.. Roll?, too Cracky. But oK, only if you let me post those boner induced late night PM's with a splash of vodka that you send me all the time. Let's g!ve The Cage some bLOUballs, yes?



wh Y d o yo u act like Lou is the only guy th a t se n ds you n a sty emai l s?




I stopped quick in heavy traffic today and broke my slide rule/cypher. Settle down, it's a write off.

I read WCD'S post and I'm sensing Electro might have some extra input.


Lil help?.

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#434897 - 07/21/09 10:17 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:


That was great..
Sookie Stackhouse for t3h w1n though... Her getting tits out balled on was a moment.




i see your point but it seemed more a novelty as far as pushing limits on TV. when you see her up close and wearing makeup she comes across like a dude in drag- almost makes belladonna seem femme. somethin' off there, but maybe those imperfections give more traction to character.

the jesus blonde on the other hand- now that's a minx. dude needs to put the blocks to her, and hard.

btw how ghey are we?

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#434898 - 07/21/09 11:11 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Alexander Skarsgard is the perfect man. Perfection right there.
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#434899 - 07/22/09 12:52 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^He IS sooo hot.

I think Bill and the chick he turned vamp are totally going to hook up. I love the way she annoys him, it makes him look kinda hot. I'm also digging the lady with the pig and the crazy sex parties. But I still don't know what the fuck she is.




PS.
Quote:


Don't only tween age girls like Twilight? There aren't actual adults in LA who like that shit are there?



I never heard of a "Twi-hard" until Gia said it. My faggoty sister in law who is in her mid 30's lives for that shit and Faggy Potter. Haven't seen either and I am not interested.
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#434900 - 07/22/09 04:28 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:


the jesus blonde on the other hand- now that's a minx. dude needs to put the blocks to her, and hard.

btw how ghey are we?




Very ghey, btw the jesus freak gave the dweeb a handjob last episode.

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#434901 - 07/22/09 04:47 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
really?

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#434902 - 07/22/09 04:53 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


That was great..
Sookie Stackhouse for t3h w1n though... Her getting tits out balled on was a moment.




i see your point but it seemed more a novelty as far as pushing limits on TV. when you see her up close and wearing makeup she comes across like a dude in drag- almost makes belladonna seem femme. somethin' off there, but maybe those imperfections give more traction to character.

the jesus blonde on the other hand- now that's a minx. dude needs to put the blocks to her, and hard.

btw how ghey are we?




Ohh it's really ghey. Not as gay as a Billy Mays infomercial series(hai Tony) but pretty ghey. I'd like to talk more about but the Ricki Lake Charmschool show is like 7 minutes away.
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#434903 - 07/22/09 04:58 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

really?




Indeed.


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#434904 - 07/22/09 05:17 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

really?




Ahahhaaaaaa.............

It's okay Claude... really.
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#434905 - 07/23/09 12:16 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Quote:

^He IS sooo hot.

I think Bill and the chick he turned vamp are totally going to hook up. I love the way she annoys him, it makes him look kinda hot. I'm also digging the lady with the pig and the crazy sex parties. But I still don't know what the fuck she is.




PS.
Quote:


Don't only tween age girls like Twilight? There aren't actual adults in LA who like that shit are there?



I never heard of a "Twi-hard" until Gia said it. My faggoty sister in law who is in her mid 30's lives for that shit and Faggy Potter. Haven't seen either and I am not interested.





Katie Holmes has enough shit to deal with.

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#434906 - 07/23/09 10:52 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
L0u 541d:
Quote:

I'd like to talk more about but the Ricki Lake Charmschool show is like 7 minutes away.



There was some cute trannies on that show, but I think Daisy from Daisy Of Love is the cutest of all trannies.
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#434907 - 07/27/09 05:35 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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"Has this place gone to SHIT...?"

Yes, it has.

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#434909 - 07/28/09 08:38 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

I agree and blame he who cannot now be named. The place really lost some spirit when JM Productions let that tard win.




Donny Long? hahaha are you high?

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#434910 - 07/29/09 01:59 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
paperchase said:
Quote:


But back to more pressing matters. Electrostatic, if you don't read faggy Potter to your kids, what do you read to them. Blues Clues? The Cat in the Hat? What keeps your rug rats occupied?



Keep in mind, my kids are only 2 and almost 4. If they want to read that faggy Potter garbage when they are older they can. In the meantime, its all about Dr. Seuss, Princess Spider-Man stuff, and dinosaurs.



^ That has been the fave for some time now. I used to skip pages but now that my son is learning how to read he ain't having none of that shit. Are you a mommy too, paperchase?


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#434911 - 07/29/09 02:11 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Looks cool. When I was that age, I was nuts for this book as well as my mom reading me Stella Luna, Charlotte's Web, and everything from the Oz series.

The Five Chinese Brothers



Here's a better plot description. I wonder if the brother who swallowed the sea influenced my future occupation. Heh.


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#434913 - 07/29/09 08:19 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi

Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down. Times have changed. Get some real porn stars interested in this place by taking out the trash and updating the decor.



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#434914 - 07/29/09 08:24 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I don't think my mom was trying to culture me. These were things she really liked and just wanted to share them with me.
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#434915 - 07/29/09 10:01 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:


updating the decor.





yeah dude, you should singlehandedly clean house and invite some of your favorite PWs to come play in xpt-land. Just make sure they can handle being degraded daily.
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#434917 - 07/29/09 12:56 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

What has happened to the Cage of old....the fueds, bitches, interesting stuff & motherfuckers I would have loved to punch in the teeth...?

This place has gotten BORING


Johnny's home!!!
My brother from another mother...
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#434918 - 07/29/09 01:34 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Sammura33 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/25/04
Posts: 449
Loc: illy-noise
Quote:

L0u 541d:
Quote:

I'd like to talk more about but the Ricki Lake Charmschool show is like 7 minutes away.



There was some cute trannies on that show, but I think Daisy from Daisy Of Love is the cutest of all trannies.




i love(daisy) her accent!!! she talks like her lips are fake and that is cool as hell to me
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#434919 - 07/29/09 01:50 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:


Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down.



Aww, but I love them~!



Hey paperchase, what the hell are "normal parents"?
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#434920 - 07/29/09 02:08 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:


Hey paperchase, what the hell are "normal parents"?




He was adopted..pay no attention to paperplates on this one.
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#434922 - 07/29/09 04:58 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Not bad paperplates... not bad.

Am I a bad parent if I have a few drinks and tow my kid and maybe a few of his friends behind my boat at subsonic speeds?.
Usually these kids are hockey players and can take a good hit so coming home with a concussion is just another weekend.

I'm okay, right?. What did the book say?.

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#434923 - 07/29/09 05:29 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Sammura33 Offline
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Looks cool. When I was that age, I was nuts for this book as well as my mom reading me Stella Luna, Charlotte's Web, and everything from the Oz series.

The Five Chinese Brothers



Here's a better plot description. I wonder if the brother who swallowed the sea influenced my future occupation. Heh.


ME TOO!! that was my fav part of the book
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#434925 - 07/29/09 07:32 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Bornyo Offline
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Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down. Times have changed. Get some real porn stars interested in this place by taking out the trash and updating the decor.





I'd like to see you run the old timers off. That's a dare. Take it.

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#434926 - 07/30/09 07:24 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:

What has happened to the Cage of old....the fueds, bitches, interesting stuff & motherfuckers I would have loved to punch in the teeth...?

This place has gotten BORING


Johnny's home!!!
My brother from another mother...




Yes I am Bro...told You I'd stop back in


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#434927 - 07/30/09 07:29 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
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Bornyo...at least someone that used to make this place interesting...whats up fucker

PS...anyone that has kept up with this thread & it not a complete idiot now knows that I am infact the 1 & only JOHN GARFIELD Bitches

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#434928 - 07/30/09 07:40 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Bornyo Offline
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I'm not sure you are Garfield, and I was never sure the original "Garfield" wasn't an alt, but assuming it's all true it's good to see someone who flunked out of east coast porn come back to the board.

How is the cel phone sales business going? Have you made it to district manager yet or still managing the one Nextel (excuse me, Sprint) store?

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#434929 - 07/30/09 07:58 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
GARFIELD2K9 Offline
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Well Boringyo actually I left the biz b/c I make more in My business the most male performers due even on the west coast & yes You are infact an idiot

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#434930 - 07/30/09 08:03 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
loopnode Offline
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Looks cool. When I was that age, I was nuts for this book as well as my mom reading me Stella Luna, Charlotte's Web, and everything from the Oz series.

The Five Chinese Brothers







Never heard of that one. I had the entire Peter and Jane series and the Enid Blyton Adventure series. As a kid growing up in England I think these were essential for first time readers. We also had reading class where you were required to go to the library once a week and pick up at least 2 or more books. I'd usually pick up like 5 books: I'd read 2 and the other 3 I'd just look at the pictures.
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#434931 - 07/30/09 08:15 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I had a Peter and Jane book. My grandpa brought it back from a trip to England. It was their version of Dick and Jane but I liked the Brit Jane's dresses better.
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#434932 - 07/30/09 08:31 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Bornyo Offline
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Well Boringyo actually I left the biz b/c I make more in My business the most male performers due even on the west coast & yes You are infact an idiot




Lame.

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#434933 - 07/30/09 08:56 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Where the Wild Things Are is the best kid's book ever, imo.

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#434934 - 07/30/09 08:59 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I agree.

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#434935 - 07/30/09 10:10 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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That book is awesome. I am beating my head against the wall trying to remember this other book I used to LOVE. I do remember being obsessed with Shel Silverstein books though.
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#434936 - 07/30/09 10:20 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Oh hell YESSS to both Where the Wild Things Are and Shel Silverstein.
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#434937 - 07/30/09 10:33 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Spike Jonze is making the movie.
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#434938 - 07/31/09 02:03 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Spike Jonze. Video clip directors usually make good looking stuff without much story, narrative and nuances in the actors' performances. Meh.

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#434939 - 07/31/09 05:58 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Spike Jonze is making the movie.




The trailer looks incredible. I'm really looking forward to this one.
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#434940 - 07/31/09 02:15 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I remember my 2nd year in prep school our teacher read this book for us. It was so amazing when I went home I started to draw all these scenarios from what I could remember. I even drew on the walls in my room. Mr Fox was my hero.



I'm very stubborn because, even though Jack and the Beanstalk is one of my favorite stories, I can't accept any version except this one. The artwork has to be this. The cover has to be this. My girlfriend bought me some souped up version and I couldn't read it.



This was one of my favorite books. I remember getting this a CS Lewis box collection with all his books like The Silver Chair, Prince Caspian etc, but The Lion, The Witch... was always my favorite.



Stories by Lady Comtesse de Provence. These books were huge and they didn't have a picture on the cover or any label. Just a giant green hardback book- yet inside were probably the best stories I'd ever read. Sort of a mixture of Poe, Gogol and Aesop.
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#434941 - 07/31/09 03:00 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Where the Wild Things Are is the best kid's book ever, imo.



True it was great but The Lion,The Witch and The Wardrobe led me to devour The Chronicals of Narnia and instilled a love of reading in me at an age where a lot of kids decide that they don't enjoy reading....
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#434942 - 07/31/09 04:19 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I was always partial to this Dr Suess book



Here's a scan of another favorite- I still have the book.



And "The Walrus and the Carpenter" also ranks highly.



We were indulged with books as kids. Every birthday and Christmas meant more books- we went to the library all the time. Books were one thing my parents never throttled. I think that's a reason my sister is a librarian.


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#434943 - 07/31/09 06:48 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
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When I was in 2nd grade, my friend Debbie was obsessed with The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. My mom noticed and tried intro-ing me to C.S. Lewis, but it didn't stick. But my mom ended up becoming a huge fan of his work. At least it wasn't that borefest JR Tolken.
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#434944 - 07/31/09 07:14 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:

Where the Wild Things Are is the best kid's book ever, imo.



True it was great but The Lion,The Witch and The Wardrobe led me to devour The Chronicals of Narnia and instilled a love of reading in me at an age where a lot of kids decide that they don't enjoy reading....




Did you have to hide your love of reading from the tritones so they wouldn't call you Uncle Tom and beat you up for trying to use your brain instead of wallowing in a prison of self preserved ignorance????
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#434945 - 07/31/09 07:16 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
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The Eloise books always had amazing illustrations and her stories were always great. What else do you expect from a little girl named Eloise who lives in The Plaza and runs around Manhattan at five years old with a charge card? It's like Pippi Longstocking only better.



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#434946 - 07/31/09 07:28 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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If it is NYC and lonely-yet-independent little rich girls ... You MUST listen to BOOK OF LOVE songs, especially Alice Everyday


Pippi Longstocking practiced her oral skills on Mountain goats....when she grew up, she moved to Amesterdam and became a filthy rich whore.
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#434947 - 07/31/09 07:31 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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#434949 - 07/31/09 07:35 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:


Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down. Times have changed. Get some real porn stars interested in this place by taking out the trash and updating the decor.







I'd like to see you run the old timers off. That's a dare. Take it.






So, I cast a wide enough net and who is to say what gets itself caught up in things.


Bornyo, I have to admit that I don't know how to run somebody off of the internet. Why don't you and your waterboy, Loufucker show me how?

I suspect since you guys are not only old timers, but have tens of thousands more posts on this porn board more than me that you should be able to get together and share a few PM's and run me off of here in just one response.

If it is possible to run somebody off of this here porn board, then show me how it is done in your next response or else take your empty, hollow, bullsit, assinine response to my comment and shove it up your ass sideways.

I double secret probation dare you, with whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.

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#434950 - 07/31/09 07:53 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
loopnode Offline
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If it is possible to run somebody off of this here porn board, then show me how it is done in your next response or else take your empty, hollow, bullsit, assinine response to my comment and shove it up your ass sideways.

I double secret probation dare you, with whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.






If there was anyone on your side, you just made them change their mind.
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#434951 - 07/31/09 07:56 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:


If it is possible to run somebody off of this here porn board, then show me how it is done in your next response or else take your empty, hollow, bullsit, assinine response to my comment and shove it up your ass sideways.

I double secret probation dare you, with whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.






If there was anyone on your side, you just made them change their mind.




Well, I was just responding to somebody calling me out. I can take it though. I don't have anything against anybody on here, but I am just trying to show how silly Bornyo's response was...

Which is why I never responded to it in the first place.
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#434952 - 07/31/09 07:58 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
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Yeah, c'mon dude, we were on a roll when this thread took a turn for the better and shape shifted into the children's literature thread.
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#434953 - 07/31/09 08:04 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I think I probably would have ignored anybody else calling me out but that little wuss, Loucypher. That sort of thing usually just rolls off my back and gives me a chuckle, but Loucypher is the epitome of the old timer, brown nosing, you're-a-good-poster-'cause-you've-been-here-a-long-time, jackass that I particularly had in mind with my initial post.

The sad thing is, I actually like Bornyo.

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#434954 - 07/31/09 08:06 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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#434955 - 07/31/09 08:16 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
electrostatic Offline
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^OMG! Love her!


Gia's right. Let's get this thread back on track.



Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


I was obsessed with these as a child. I also used to love "Goosebumps" and " The Baby-sitters Club.
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#434956 - 07/31/09 08:21 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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On our worst day, we are light years ahead of the competition (ADT).

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#434957 - 07/31/09 08:33 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
E.Y.Davis Offline
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OK, I repent...

Anybody read, "Harriet the Spy"?


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#434958 - 07/31/09 08:39 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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What about a book that freaked me out when I was in the 4th grade, "The Witches of Worm"?


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#434959 - 07/31/09 08:41 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

What about a book that freaked me out when I was in the 4th grade, "The Witches of Worm"?







Stop lying bitch. You were freaked out by Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys.
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#434960 - 07/31/09 08:46 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:

What about a book that freaked me out when I was in the 4th grade, "The Witches of Worm"?







Stop lying bitch. You were freaked out by Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys.




You know I never much got into those books. I was saddled with a quite a few chick protagonist books, since I had an older sister providing book hand-me-downs though.

I did read a Nancy Drew ghost themed book to my little niece once though, and she was scared, so I don't quite get why that would be unusual for a child to be afraid of those books.

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#434961 - 07/31/09 09:21 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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#434962 - 07/31/09 09:27 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I read that several times as a kid. It was pretty good for the reading level, IIRC.
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#434963 - 07/31/09 10:25 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I used to love this story. All I remember is after a while he can't stop the broom from getting the water, and eventually he floods the Sorcerer's castle, but I forget what happened in the end.

My bedtime stories at the time were mainly from Aesop's Fables.


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#434964 - 07/31/09 10:50 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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^^^I thought that story was a Fantasia original!
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#434965 - 07/31/09 10:56 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
loopnode Offline
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Pretty sure it's not. I've never even seen the Disney version nor will I watch the Hollywood movie with Nick Cage.
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#434966 - 07/31/09 11:03 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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haha, yeah I meant the disney one. There is a scene where Mickey steals the sorcerer's hat and makes the broom do the work for him (moving water), except the broom splits in half and in half over and over again... long story short, too much work gets done and the sorcerer is PISSED.
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#434967 - 07/31/09 11:14 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
loopnode Offline
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In the book, when the apprentice realizes he cannot stop the broom from fetching water, he hacks it in an attempt to "kill" it, but the 2nd piece just runs off to get water. He does this again and again until he has about 10 brooms all fetching water and thus flooding the Sorcerer's castle even faster.

I'd love to read it again, but I have to find the one with the "right" cover otherwise all the illustration will look too foreign to me.
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#434968 - 07/31/09 11:32 PM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down. Times have changed. Get some real porn stars interested in this place by taking out the trash and updating the decor.







Quote:

I'd like to see you run the old timers off. That's a dare. Take it.






Quote:

So, I cast a wide enough net and who is to say what gets itself caught up in things.


Bornyo, I have to admit that I don't know how to run somebody off of the internet. Why don't you and your waterboy, Loufucker show me how?

I suspect since you guys are not only old timers, but have tens of thousands more posts on this porn board more than me that you should be able to get together and share a few PM's and run me off of here in just one response.

If it is possible to run somebody off of this here porn board, then show me how it is done in your next response or else take your empty, hollow, bullsit, assinine response to my comment and shove it up your ass sideways.

I double secret probation dare you, with whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.




One post is all it took for a meltdown. Nice job, bornyo.

Davis, you have been owned. You even had to make a thread about it.

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#434969 - 08/01/09 02:49 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Where The Wild Things Are

-----

Children's Book Quiz

I scored 12 out of 15.




PS.
Has this place gone to SHIT...?

Yes, were talking children's books in Teh fuckin' Cage!
(Malice should ban me and paperplates for getting this shit started. But I do wonder what Malice read as a child.)
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#434970 - 08/01/09 03:23 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:


I scored 12 out of 15.




10/15 here:( Still not bad considering the cultural context.
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#434971 - 08/01/09 03:40 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
gia jordan Offline
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Nerd Alert: 15/15. But I had to guess on #13.

Quote:


PS.
Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Yes, were talking children's books in Teh fuckin' Cage!




Furthermore, we're talking children's books on a porn board.
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#434972 - 08/01/09 04:18 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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People around porn just want to cuddle. Sweet. Or faggy.

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#434973 - 08/01/09 05:04 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Quote:

Quote:


Get rid of all the old timers dragging this place down. Times have changed. Get some real porn stars interested in this place by taking out the trash and updating the decor.







Quote:

I'd like to see you run the old timers off. That's a dare. Take it.






Quote:

So, I cast a wide enough net and who is to say what gets itself caught up in things.


Bornyo, I have to admit that I don't know how to run somebody off of the internet. Why don't you and your waterboy, Loufucker show me how?

I suspect since you guys are not only old timers, but have tens of thousands more posts on this porn board more than me that you should be able to get together and share a few PM's and run me off of here in just one response.

If it is possible to run somebody off of this here porn board, then show me how it is done in your next response or else take your empty, hollow, bullsit, assinine response to my comment and shove it up your ass sideways.

I double secret probation dare you, with whipped cream, chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.




One post is all it took for a meltdown. Nice job, bornyo.

Davis, you have been owned. You even had to make a thread about it.








I may not be as suave as a guy with pictures of a man with his shirt off as an avatar talking about Christian (billydakid alert), but I really never was angry or upset. By the way, Biff, do you hate flip flops too?



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#434974 - 08/01/09 05:07 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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#434975 - 08/01/09 05:10 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Furthermore, we're talking children's books on a porn board.



Hyde no longer posts here, yet, the kiddie talk has only increased. I have helped unleash you inner child.



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Ban me already, this conversation is practically illegal. Bonus click!!


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#434976 - 08/01/09 05:17 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I think Eloise unleashed my inner child when I was 6 and it stayed there. Just wait til I write Charlotte's Webcam.
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#434977 - 08/01/09 05:24 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I like this thread here and all but, doesn't it belong in AWOP? Still waiting for a mod to hit the banzerbutton. Gia, like old times?






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#434978 - 08/01/09 06:48 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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Fairy tales, nostalgia and a compulsive poster begging to get banned. It is getting pink in here.

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#434979 - 08/02/09 01:18 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I may not be as suave as a guy with pictures of a man with his shirt off as an avatar talking about Christian (billydakid alert), but I really never was angry or upset. By the way, Biff, do you hate flip flops too?




If you weren't angry or upset, why did you start a thread about bornyo making your butt hurt?

The avatar is a tribute to a once greatly roided out retard poster, Garfield. Someone found that pic a long time ago. I made it my avatar one time and he went ape shit. Kind of like you did previously.
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#434980 - 08/03/09 12:50 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
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I remember my 2nd year in prep school our teacher read this book for us. It was so amazing when I went home I started to draw all these scenarios from what I could remember. I even drew on the walls in my room. Mr Fox was my hero.





Dahl was the end-all and be-all for me as a kid. He made me get into reading as a kid, like Bishop says about Lewis for him. BFG was the first thing I read by him but The Fantastic Mr. Fox was my favourite.

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#434981 - 08/03/09 12:52 AM Re: Has this place gone to SHIT...?
Claude Goddard Offline
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark





HELL YEAH!

I forgot all about this one until you posted the cover. I loved this as a kid. I wonder if I can find a copy these days?

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