Right now Michael Jackson is pleading his case to get into heaven. How all he wanted to do was to inspire good, love and hope in the hearts of men. How he did and meant no harm to anyone. How everyone he touched with his music was a better person for it.

Angels are weeping. Choruses of Cherubim harmonize his tunes and gently flap their to the beat of his music.

Just then the chief assistant to the Devil's Advocate bursts in on the proceedings and enters this following dedication to Michael from porn site www.caliab.info as evidence against him:




I hope Michael's bleached skin doesn't blister.