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NFL player Donte Stallworth was driving DUI and he killed a pedestrian. All he got was thirty days in the slammer.



The ped was jaywalking, and Stallworth also got two years of house arrest, eight years of probation after that, 1k hours of community service after the house arrest is over with, donations to MADD and another charity, and a likely $5MM settlement to the pedestrian's family.