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#434501 - 07/05/09 09:16 AM Brownest Nose of the Week
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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First entry from pretty:

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ive texted with gia
shes the funniest texter ever







Go on, pretty. Give her butt a good kiss!
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#434502 - 07/05/09 09:50 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Pretty isn't brown nosing, she is just that nice to everyone When she first started posting here alot of people thought it was an act.Hard to believe in this day and age that someone is actually that pleasant.
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#434503 - 07/05/09 10:08 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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^ I strongly concur ! She's one of my favorites along with Marley !
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#434504 - 07/05/09 10:38 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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pretty is annoying

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#434505 - 07/05/09 11:07 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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pretty is annoying




Why? Because she doesn't like third world, mud hut dwelling, scat loving midget wrestlers like you?
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#434506 - 07/05/09 11:17 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Go on, pretty. Give her butt a good kiss!




aw don't be bitter. i bet gia would text you too...for $4.99 a minute maybe.

pretty likely would be the better bargain tho.
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#434507 - 07/05/09 11:23 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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pretty is annoying




Why? Because she doesn't like third world, mud hut dwelling, scat loving midget wrestlers like you?




+1 That was the funniest post I have read in a longgggg time
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#434508 - 07/05/09 11:48 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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aw don't be bitter. i bet gia would text you too...for $4.99 a minute maybe.




The only time I usually talk to Gia is to answer her rare PMs [mostly diet advice].

I generally leave the professionals alone.

Plus, I don't "text". I find it rude. You want to talk to me in real time, call. You want to write to me, PM or email.
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#434509 - 07/05/09 12:42 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Mr. MeOw said:
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The only time I usually talk to Gia is to answer her rare PMs [mostly diet advice].




Yeah, she wont reply to my PM's unless she has a Q's about my miserable life as little orphan redhead.



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Gypsy:
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The only thing shooting up will be the fireworks, and I have an M-80 that I am going to pretend Im sticking it up your ass and then I will catch you when you fall back down. See and you say I dont like you. I know you missed my manly ways....I missed you too.

I bought you a beautiful bouquet of flowers, (red, white & blue), and 2 bottles of champagne, 1 of Roederer Estate Brut and 1 Vueve Clicqot.

Have a good one Electro, be safe silly and dont mix meth & alcohol.



The puta was kinda funny I must admit, still fuckin Miss Piggy is the fuckin' k1ng of brown nosing. He's no Tim Gunn, of course. Still he's truly a trend setter.

And OF COURSE!

My Wooolly Willie!

Simply because "every time I obsess, he wins".

He OWNZ my methyheart. (Woolly D. knows I love dinosaurs more than him so when he tickles my butthole he says **RAAWWRR!!!**) This between us, yes?


-electrothrop
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#434510 - 07/05/09 02:03 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Registered: 03/29/08
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haha she is!
she had me in sticthes about shopping one time
shes very funny
i dont care if its brownnosey- shes funny
period.
aw but i like LG- i didnt know he was a midget tho
thats kinda sad...
im sorry youre a midget LG
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#434511 - 07/05/09 02:03 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
pretty Offline
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and um, thats not my first entry
nor my first entry in that thread
?
whatever
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#434512 - 07/05/09 02:07 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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^You're in The Monkey Cage, Pretty. Embrace it.

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#434513 - 07/05/09 02:30 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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aw but i like LG- i didnt know he was a midget tho
thats kinda sad...
im sorry youre a midget LG





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#434514 - 07/05/09 02:34 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Yeah, she wont reply to my PM's unless she has a Q's about my miserable life as little orphan redhead.




I don't generally initiate PMs to Ms. Jordan. She's got much more important things to do than answer fan mail.

And, I thought you more redheaded stepchild. Redheaded orphans usually get adopted by rich bachelor Republicans tight with the military-industrial-complex with unspecified motives of wanting a little girl running around their bachelor pad.
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#434515 - 07/05/09 02:36 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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aw but i like LG- i didnt know he was a midget tho
thats kinda sad...
im sorry youre a midget LG




BIFF, 6. Pretty, love.
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#434516 - 07/05/09 04:32 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Pretty is a genuinely nice gal.
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#434518 - 07/05/09 06:00 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
aw thankyou
i can be mean though
im just not very good at it

?
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#434519 - 07/06/09 08:16 AM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

pretty is annoying




I'd say she's one of the few nice people on this board.

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#434520 - 07/06/09 01:31 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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My nose used to be pretty popular here a while ago. Coke decided he prefers mudsharks over jew broads.


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#434521 - 07/06/09 04:15 PM Re: Brownest Nose of the Week
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Quote:

he prefers mudsharks over jew broads.




No reason a Jew broad can't be a mudshark.


Her mommy was one.

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