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#434420 - 07/04/09 03:26 PM I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
cqd Offline
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Have you ever done that?
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#434421 - 07/04/09 03:33 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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No. Not on my bucket list either.
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#434422 - 07/04/09 03:37 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Not that I'm aware of.
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#434423 - 07/04/09 04:30 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
yep
ive talked with a few
theyre all really cool
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#434424 - 07/04/09 05:03 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I would talk to Gia on the phone but I think that restraining order applies to phone contact also.
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#434425 - 07/04/09 05:59 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I would talk to Gia on the phone but I think that restraining order applies to phone contact also.




is it an in intrastate or interstate.....one your looking at only state time the other federal......paging pornlaw for a cofirmation.....

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#434426 - 07/05/09 08:58 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
ive texted with gia
shes the funniest texter ever

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#434427 - 07/05/09 10:40 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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The one I talked to was Handful. Somehow he sounded less angry and more easy going than I had expected. Pleasant conversation. We will likely meet up for food and beverages (mostly beverages) some time soon. I will be sure to post pictures of everything but us for you folks to enjoy.

And I also telephoned Pretty but I think she decided to PM me then go directly to sleep. Her voice was much different than I had imagined in a Janine from "Ghostbusters" kind of way. She does not sound nearly as ditsy as I was expecting.

I'm curious about which posters might be "real life" friends because I can see Handful and I staging regular binge drinking sessions.
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#434428 - 07/05/09 10:57 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Lou lives down the street from me...He is head of the homeowners association and usually has the neighborhood Labor Day cookout. Always has a nice spread. Our wives sometimes go shopping together. We really want to have them up to the lake sometime but the my wife wants to redo the guest room first. Lou's wife is a manager at the Lord and Taylor so they know good stuff and it intimidates us a bit.

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#434429 - 07/05/09 01:05 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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No. Not on my bucket list either.


Okay that was funny.

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#434430 - 07/05/09 02:06 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
whos janine?
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#434431 - 07/05/09 02:19 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Lou lives down the street from me...He is head of the h0m0n3rds association and usually has the neighborhood Labor Day cookout. Always spreads. Our wives sometimes together.



fixed!




Joking aside, elab... Did my neegro Lou tell you that soon we will all be "diddly-do, neighbors"?? I had no idea you lived there too. I'm soo gonna go to your house!



PS. Homeowner's Association = Loucrew?
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#434432 - 07/05/09 02:23 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

whos janine?




An over-tatted, fucked-in-the-head, used up whore who I believe is currently serving time in prison.
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#434433 - 07/05/09 02:30 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I've talked to jamesn, burg, gia, kami, zenman, cassandra and maybe a few others. Nice folks. all of them.

Edit: Skronker and threesomebody, too.


Edited by Bornyo (07/05/09 02:31 PM)

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#434434 - 07/05/09 04:16 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Two of them. I admire them both and will hopefully be breaking bread with them soon...
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#434435 - 07/05/09 04:35 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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burg is very funny on the phone!
he is so smart and has mad topic-adhd but is fun to talk to, though most of what he says goes over my head most of the time
he doesnt gossip so much as share his genuinely good thoughts about other xpt posters
bishop has a sexy phone voice
and is supersweet and called me on my birthday ill always adore him for that
like i said, gia is hilarious
conquistador left me a message and sounds totally cute
i still want to talk to electro on the phone though
ill bet shes a trip to talk with

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#434436 - 07/05/09 04:39 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Bornyo Offline
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Pretty, you never call me.

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#434437 - 07/05/09 04:42 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i dont have your number
?
i dont call anybody
seriously
i text gia outta the blue sometimes
but everyone else just calls me
?
burg likes to call at seven am lol
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#434438 - 07/05/09 05:06 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

Quote:

No. Not on my bucket list either.


Okay that was funny.



In fact I changed my mind. I'd like to talk to a few on here. Gyps, you, toplisted!, but only after Willie. 3-way call maybe? Who do you sound like more, Patty or Selma?

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#434439 - 07/05/09 05:56 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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burg is very funny on the phone!




Burg has talked to nearly everyone. Especially interesting women.

You go, daB!!
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#434440 - 07/06/09 01:13 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

yep
ive talked with a few
theyre all really cool




How much does your 900 # cost?
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#434441 - 07/06/09 05:05 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Unfortunately, some of you degenerates have blown up my voicemail but that's about it.
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#434442 - 07/06/09 06:24 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
electrostatic Offline
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I have been thinking I dunno I might call someone someday. I know pretty's asked me before and I feel bad saying no but I am weird about it.


Maybe someday I can talk to whoever on mic via IM. Maybe some of you can put your suspicions regarding my gender to rest. I do warn you, I am very giggly, hyper and sometimes even squeaky.
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#434443 - 07/06/09 06:30 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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sometimes even squeaky.




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#434444 - 07/06/09 06:32 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Unfortunately, some of you degenerates have blown up my voicemail but that's about it.




You mean of the "civilians".

You've spoken to Gia, Gen, Sierra, likely Ceara & Cassandra ....
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#434445 - 07/06/09 05:12 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Vizzle Offline
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Just work stuff with a few of the guys, and text messages to a couple of others.
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#434446 - 07/06/09 05:38 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i just called conquistador back
his vm system is confusing!
i kept going round and round with these automated press this and that choices
i need a beer now
sigh
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#434447 - 07/06/09 06:04 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

No. Not on my bucket list either.


Okay that was funny.



In fact I changed my mind. I'd like to talk to a few on here. Gyps, you, toplisted!, but only after Willie. 3-way call maybe? Who do you sound like more, Patty or Selma?




ask around

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#434448 - 07/06/09 06:22 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

his vm system is confusing!




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#434449 - 07/07/09 07:04 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

Quote:

Lou lives down the street from me...He is head of the h0m0n3rds association and usually has the neighborhood Labor Day cookout. Always spreads. Our wives sometimes together.



fixed!




Joking aside, elab... Did my neegro Lou tell you that soon we will all be "diddly-do, neighbors"?? I had no idea you lived there too. I'm soo gonna go to your house!



PS. Homeowner's Association = Loucrew?




You two are scary good....

Elabo... the jizz bleached Flamingos are a violation. I'll give you ten days to remove them and the glitter filled turds you left on your lawn. FAIR wARNING.
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#434450 - 07/07/09 07:25 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I used to work doing movie surveys for Nielsen and I may have spoken to you if you live in Baltimore, Miami, New York, Memphis, Chicago, Phoenix, Portland, or Los Angeles. Some of you fuckers probably hung up on me mid-sentence.
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#434451 - 07/07/09 07:59 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Anonymous
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Quote:

Unfortunately, some of you degenerates have blown up my voicemail but that's about it.




If you reverse google them and they called from a landline or you could hit the jackpot and see all the craigslist ads that hooker has put up recently.

funtimes!

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#434452 - 07/07/09 08:02 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

Unfortunately, some of you degenerates have blown up my voicemail but that's about it.




You mean of the "civilians".

You've spoken to Gia, Gen, Sierra, likely Ceara & Cassandra ....




by civilians I take it you meaning "commercial beaver" and not the "general public".

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#434453 - 08/01/09 11:27 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I just spoke with Pretty. She's into video gaming!
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#434454 - 08/01/09 01:46 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
<<bad at video games
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#434455 - 08/01/09 03:25 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Posts: 898
I gotta admit, I love me some Tony Hawk... but I'm really bad
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#434456 - 08/01/09 03:36 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
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Quote:

I gotta admit, I love me some Tony Hawk... but I'm really bad




ZOMG!! You even like animated negroes. What about Jason Ozuma???

Tony Hawk


Jason Ozuma


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#434457 - 08/01/09 03:43 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
omg loopnode, where is your hand-to-forehead pic when I need it???


WTF???
I meant that skateboarding video game silly.
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#434458 - 08/01/09 08:55 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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Quote:

Quote:

burg is very funny on the phone!




Burg has talked to nearly everyone. Especially interesting women.

You go, daB!!





I've enjoyed almost all my conversations with all the xpters I have talked to, and continue to talk with....

jamesn was cool, but a challenge sometimes; willie too, if he is bombed (picture Vincent Donofrio from his Men In Black role, thats what willie sounds like drunk.)

Only one I ever got in trouble with was li' Gen Gen

I miss MISS MISSSSSSS talkin' with gigi
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#434459 - 08/02/09 02:05 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Crocodile Offline
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Quote:

omg loopnode, where is your hand-to-forehead pic when I need it???




On the interwebz it's called "facepalm", Marley. Just use google to search for the images.


Edited by freeinacage (08/02/09 02:06 AM)
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#434460 - 08/02/09 08:11 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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^^^yes, facepalm. That's it. Thanks croc!
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#434461 - 08/02/09 09:46 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Anonymous
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Quote:

(picture Vincent Donofrio from his Men In Black role, thats what willie sounds like drunk.)




I've spoken to Willie and I don't see it. Then again, it was ~3:00PM Eastern and I assume he was sober.

I've spoken with a few other posters as well. Good eggs, all.

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#434462 - 08/02/09 11:31 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Tritone Offline
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I dunno. I'd probably be too embarrassed.

I wouldn't mind hanging out with:
UnknownPervert
DeanWormer
BigMoose
conquistador
TonyMalice
loopnode
TattyPatty
Bishop
MarleyM
Gia Jordan (but she has to hug me & take a picture with my arm around her)


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#434463 - 08/02/09 11:42 AM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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I wonder what electrostatic is like in person.

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#434464 - 08/02/09 12:36 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
cqd Offline
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Posts: 4795
Aww thanks Tritone,
If you play any games on steam PM me.
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#434465 - 08/02/09 01:04 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Jigaloo Offline
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Posts: 7863
Quote:

I dunno. I'd probably be too embarrassed.

I wouldn't mind hanging out with:
UnknownPervert
DeanWormer
BigMoose
conquistador
TonyMalice
loopnode
TattyPatty
Bishop
MarleyM
Gia Jordan (but she has to hug me & take a picture with my arm around her)






That's the list of who you'd like to rape.
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#434466 - 08/02/09 03:10 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
freestylah Offline
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I tried to contact My Friend The Sailor, but he doesn't answer the phone and I don't want to leave a message.
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#434467 - 08/02/09 03:33 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Who the fuck is the Sailor? Where is Smelly Mermaid?



PS. Hey free, look what I made. It reminded me of you.

I call him "dutchbag", just kidding.




ivorenginedriver said:
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I wonder what electrostatic is like in person.



Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?


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#434468 - 08/02/09 04:21 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Quote:

Who the fuck is the Sailor? Where is Smelly Mermaid?



PS. Hey free, look what I made. It reminded me of you.

I call him "dutchbag", just kidding.




ivorenginedriver said:
Quote:

I wonder what electrostatic is like in person.



Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?




When Electro made that shoop she was envisioning those 2 kids in coitus.
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#434469 - 08/02/09 06:02 PM Re: I spoke with an XPT poster on the phone today.
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If you ever talk with Pretty you'll find she is pretty fun. Her short attention span means you can change topics pretty much at will with no segue needed.

Thus far my contacts with XPT posters outside of the board have all been positive.
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