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#43256 - 08/02/04 02:01 PM XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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OK, I set up a league on yahoo for all of us ( well up to 10 of us) here on XXXporntalk.com. If you like the National Football League then join up and see how well your fantasy team stacks up against your fellow xxxporntalkers. All you need to play is a yahoo id( for my yahoo, yahoo mail, etc.). It is free to get a yahoo Id so If you don't already have one- get one. The fantasy football league is free as well. I have set the live draft up for Monday August 30 11:30 pm Eastern standard time. If a bunch of us can't make it then I can try to move it to another time. You can also pre rank your players after signing up and if you don't make the live draft the computer will do it for you.

The league name is: xxxptalk
the league ID: 290402
The password is: porno69

Just sign into your Yahoo account and go here:
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1

and follow the directions to joining a pre-existing custom league ( plug in the league ID number and password- and then create your team)


Everyone here is welcome to join up so I hope that at least 10 of us will join up..
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#43257 - 08/02/04 09:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Count me in Cleetus. I think we are the only sports fans here thou.
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#43258 - 08/03/04 08:11 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
jizzard Offline
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Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 109
Loc: here nor there
Count me out, Cleet. I hate football... if it were baseball, maybe.

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#43259 - 08/03/04 08:29 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 03/12/03
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I'm in fuckers, get ready to get trounced.

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#43260 - 08/03/04 08:58 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
I hope you all like losing.

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#43261 - 08/03/04 05:59 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Ok, first of all I am glad that the league is half full already- with 5 slots remaining to be filled- c'mon guys I know there are more football fans in this forum, Football and Pussy are as american as apple pie.
Second,Now on to the smack talking: It is clear to me that you other 4 guys are on crack if you think you are going to win- I am the master now bow before me , there that is better
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#43262 - 08/03/04 10:16 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cleetus-your mouth is writing a check your ass can't cash. Bring your 2nd rate pop warner squad on. You will have the privilege of telling your grandkids you were once annihilated by the one and only......Chico.
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#43263 - 08/04/04 09:02 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Yeah- see I knew I could get some wrestling grade smack talk going on here- but you better see who you draft first before we really ramp up the smack talk.
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#43264 - 08/04/04 07:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I see you going 15-0. That is awesome,just fantastic. What a way to recover from your Opening Day disaster. Most guys would quit after what my team does to yours. It will be inspiring,it truly will. Just seeing 11 Rudy's all thinking they have a shot at greatness only to be slapped back into consciousness by bitch called reality.
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#43265 - 08/04/04 08:02 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I'm not much on football, but if you absolutely need another hand close to a deadline, you can put my name in there as a Designated Patsy.<tm>
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#43266 - 08/04/04 11:10 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
I don't know who I have to pay off, but I'm winning this mofo.

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#43267 - 08/05/04 12:15 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hey guys I have moved up the draft one day to Sunday the 29th of August at 11:30 pm est, because 1 of us was not able to make it on the monday. I hope this is not a problem for anyone else. If it is just pm me or post here and we will agree on a date and time, It doesn't matter to me because I can do it anynight after 9pm est.

Asslovin you don't need to pay anyone off you just need to pick a good team- although I sometimes think it is a crap shoot because half the time my good teams lose anyway. You guys might want to go to the league page for your team and pre rank your players beforehand too- in case something come up or you forget the draft- the computer will pick them for you according to your ranking. But to tell the truth the Live draft is a lot of the fun of Fantasy football- except for the smack talking which leads me to ....
Chico- it is clear that you cannot wait to start the trash talking so let's get it on..... I am going to beat you down in our matchup like a yellow egg sucking dog, it is possible that you will be so traumatized that you won't be able to fix your lineups for successive weeks thereby nullifying your whole season.. but I like you so I will take it easy on you.
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#43268 - 08/05/04 07:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Chico- it is clear that you cannot wait to start the trash talking so let's get it on..... I am going to beat you down in our matchup like a yellow egg sucking dog, it is possible that you will be so traumatized that you won't be able to fix your lineups for successive weeks thereby nullifying your whole season.. but I like you so I will take it easy on you.



Yellow egg sucking dog? Wow Feetus,that is clever. Very Shakesperian in your description. I almost got teary eyed. It was very moving. In fact VanShamme, it was so moving,I almost had a bowel movement after reading your comeback. I hope your a better GM than you are cutting promos because my friend, you will be put in your place. Ask your self this,what place is that? Being my bitch,VanLamme.Its nothing personal,just business.You have the unfortanate fate of being my first opponent. I hold no spite or hatred towards you.On Opening Day,YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM. Chico has spoken!
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#43269 - 08/06/04 02:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Hehe, on board ain't enough to hold our massive egos, we've got to trash-talk on two.
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#43270 - 08/06/04 02:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Yeah I just noticed and added to the messages on the league board.
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#43271 - 08/06/04 03:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 47
i'm joining screw ricky

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#43272 - 08/06/04 03:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Glad to have ya aboard Porno 69- join right in with all us other trash talkers, but don't kick Chico in the shins he doesn't seem to like that.

3 more spots are open in the league after porno joins in.


Hey Porno69 are you a Miami Dolphins fan too? Not only did Ricky screw us but Boston might be out for the year ( damn I shouldn't have said that and Chico might have taken him)

Also here is a great site for fins fans Porno69:
http://www.phinfever.com/

I like the forums there too- lots of info gleaned from all the dolphin press all in the one forum. Check it out.


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/06/04 06:11 PM)
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#43273 - 08/06/04 06:56 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Good show Doron is in too and I know he likes wrestling too so Maybe we have another smack talker in the mix, we are all heels here Doron- nobody wants to be the face
That makes 8 of us so 2 spots are still available. Man now I am getting worked up myself waiting for this draft- where I obtain the method of all of you bastards' destruction.
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#43274 - 08/07/04 03:52 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 47
hey cleetus yes i am dolfan had season ticks for 10 years till #13 retired check out www.screwricky.com

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#43275 - 08/07/04 04:04 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Yep, big fin fan here too but I think we are screwed this year- no top flight rb and only 1 top wr, plus no clear cut qb ( though AJ should be- all those years under Fiedler are enough). Oh well if we suck really bad maybe we can finally get a good draft pick.
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#43276 - 08/08/04 12:57 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
The greatness that is Chico has returned. Cleetus, I applauded your commitment to psycological warfare.But in order for it to work,you must be sane. Clearly you are not,if you really believe you will win.You have the heart of a warrior,yet the mind of the mentally challenged. Call your mother and tell her she should be expecting you.Because just like a 5 yr.old who hears thunder and lightning for the first time,you will crawl into mommy's
bed and quiver like the coward you after your crushing loss to me.Chico has spoken.
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#43277 - 08/08/04 04:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Haha, I laugh in the face of your puny threats. I not only think I will win the league but I know I will prevail in the 1st week.

There are 2 spots still open for anyone interested-it's free and easy so come on in and join the fun and smack talkin


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/08/04 04:41 PM)
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#43278 - 08/08/04 05:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
So far in the smacktalkin' race between Chico and Feetus,the clear and distinctive winner is your future fantasy football champion,me. Cleetus, your smack lacks a certain something,what can it be? Ahh,I know. You lack testicular fortitude. When you grow a pair,maybe you can join the big boys.(Chico throws a pacifier towards Cleetus,who is sobbing in agreement).Chico has spoken!
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#43279 - 08/09/04 09:17 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
Asslovindude: Hey Chico, what's your team's name?
Chico: Well, we're th...
Asslovindude: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!

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#43280 - 08/09/04 05:32 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hahahaaaa, My friend Asslovin comes in and attacks hard knocking Chico to the floor- This has the makings of a great handicapped match Myself and asslovin beating down a defenseless Chico.
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#43281 - 08/09/04 08:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Asslovindude: Hey Chico, what's your team's name?
Chico: Well, we're th...
Asslovindude: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!



Asslovingdude, I will give you an A' for effort,but an F' for originality. You spout your mouth like a cheap carbon copy of The Rock. That was as creative as "My daddy can kick your daddys ass." Now Gassloving..I can call you gassloving? Well,of course I can. I can smell your gassy stench over here. Now gasslovingcrude,its kind cute that you want to emulate big brother Feetus. Take my advice,walk away and forfeit. Otherwise,history will repeat its self when we meet later in the season.You will be JUST ANOTHER VICTIM. Now be a good little boy and make Chico laugh.Light one of your gassy farts for my amusement.Chico has spoken!
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#43282 - 08/09/04 08:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Hahahaaaa, My friend Asslovin comes in and attacks hard knocking Chico to the floor- This has the makings of a great handicapped match Myself and asslovin beating down a defenseless Chico.



I lost all respect for you Cleetus. What kind of a man drags his little brother out of the short,little school bus; you know the one,where they make the passengers wear helmets, and makes him fight his battles?

Hell,beating the snot out of both of you will be cakewalk. I might even start my second stringers because you two couldn't coach your way out of a wet paper bag. Make it a handicap match,makes no difference to me. The result will be the same. One quick question, who "pitches" and who "catches"? Chico has spoken!
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#43283 - 08/09/04 09:01 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
The NFL season will never live up to this smack.
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#43284 - 08/09/04 09:07 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
jrv,who is winning the smacktalk portion of our contest? Feetus,Gasslovingcrude or me?
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#43285 - 08/10/04 12:18 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Chico, once again you are shooting your wadd too quickly, pace yourself you will last longer ( or think of baseball stats if it helps)- we haven't even got teams yet so it is hard to get specific in the trash talking. Although you really could have been more creative when choosing a name- or one that fit you better- perhaps the stinkpalms or Butt pirates
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#43286 - 08/10/04 03:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Well, well, well-look at what we got here. On one hand you have a bunch of shit talking douchebags thinking their shit don't stink. On the other hand, you have DoronD the man who will let his work do the talking. All of you will be just more victims to my resume.

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#43287 - 08/10/04 03:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Well two points here-
1.) you have just been added to the shit talkers club- welcome Doron
2.) you have a point about letting your work do the talkin- man I can't wait for the draft so that i can begin the pummeling
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#43288 - 08/10/04 07:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Chico, once again you are shooting your wadd too quickly, pace yourself you will last longer ( or think of baseball stats if it helps)- we haven't even got teams yet so it is hard to get specific in the trash talking. Although you really could have been more creative when choosing a name- or one that fit you better- perhaps the stinkpalms or Butt pirates



Butt pirates Feetus? Is that a hobby of yours? Stinkpalms is what I got after fisting your sis...,well I wont go there. Now Cleetus Van Shamme, its getting old picking on the guy who needs his little brothers help. So I'll tell you what I'll do. Out of the kindness of my heart, I'll stop the smacktalkin' since its clear your not even in my league. Once your ready to resume,look me up. I ain't that hard to find.I'll be the one atop the standings. Chico has spoken!
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#43289 - 08/10/04 07:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Well, well, well-look at what we got here. On one hand you have a bunch of shit talking douchebags thinking their shit don't stink. On the other hand, you have DoronD the man who will let his work do the talking. All of you will be just more victims to my resume.



Doron D,double d,Dinky Dong. How you been? Glad you were able to pull your ass out of your head for a second. Now, I can stop the smack (since Cleetus is no competition) or let my action speak for themselves. However,I'm touch you took my VICTIM line and added your own twist to it. As far as poop stinking, do us all a favor. Dont put your head up your ass,its a nasty habit. Chico has spoken!
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#43290 - 08/10/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
You know guys,this might end up being the longest thread in history. The season hasn't started and were on page 2. Imagine what it will look like after a 16 week season? With all the smack going on Cleetus, we should've joined a fantasy wrestling league.lol.
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#43291 - 08/10/04 08:59 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

jrv,who is winning the smacktalk portion of our contest? Feetus,Gasslovingcrude or me?



Chico, I'm having way too much fun reading this to ever pick a winner - I want to see the smack go the full season, overtime every game.
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#43292 - 08/11/04 09:55 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
ChicoTravieso , you silly bastard. You strike first but I will end this conflict. You see, when you and I meet on the field of agony it will be you on your back staring at the heavens. I'm gonna run through you like metamucil through a little elderly woman.

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#43293 - 08/11/04 08:52 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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ChicoTravieso , you silly bastard. You strike first but I will end this conflict. You see, when you and I meet on the field of agony it will be you on your back staring at the heavens. I'm gonna run through you like metamucil through a little elderly woman.



Finally, someone has the stones to step up to the plate. I guess I lit a fire in Poron P's belly, and what a big belly it is. We both know I'm going to wipe the field goalline to goalline,hashmark to hashmark, with your sorry ass. By the end of the game,YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY MINION. Chico has spoken!
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#43294 - 08/12/04 03:46 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
For me to someone's minion the person I work for must have testicular fortitude. So buddy,that leaves you out. The field of glory will be covered by your carcass and dreams. You will be another stepping stone on my way to glory. I win. You lose. Who will be next?

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#43295 - 08/12/04 10:13 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Poron P,what in the hell are you talking about? You come in erupting like a volcano,only to fizzle out like a cheap sparkler. Once again,you rip-off Chico's lines and make them your own. You aren't saying anything I haven't said before, but then again; you knew that already. Prepare for the showdown that will be known as Poron P's Last Stand. Hell is coming...and he is I. Chico has spoken!
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#43296 - 08/16/04 01:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
You are a delussional bastard. You talk the most shit yet I will be the one making the measurements for your coffin. I will dig your rotting corpse up in 8 years and use as my mascot as an example of the p[ain I will dish out. I win. You lose.That's life.

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#43297 - 08/16/04 02:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Still only 8 people in the league guys- the maximum number of people is 10. But it looks like we will be going with 8 teams unless 2 more join up, either way it shouldn't be a problem as long as we have an even number of teams.Actually if even more people wanted to join I could up the maximum to 12 teams so it is really flexible- there are still spots available though if anyone else wants in( don't forget it is free). Man I can't wait for the draft so as to begin my asswhippin - starting with Chico in week 1.


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/16/04 02:56 PM)
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#43298 - 08/16/04 05:14 PM Now Accepting Submission
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I am pleased to announce that one member of the xxxporntalk fantasy league has with the greatest humility accepted my offer to surrender before the season begins. To show my gracious nature, I will not reveal his identity and rob him of his manhood. That's two games I'm up on the rest of the infidels already. In celebration of the Almighty Allah's eternal power, I will extend the terms of surrender for one more week. Anyone wishing to strike a deal and save themselves from the humiliation of being curbed by the Arab's boot can do so privately.







(Cleetus, is this okay? I'm going to post this in the thread but I don't want to mention your name until after the season is over. You should probably mention the thing about wagering money, they'll suspect too much if I do it.)
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#43299 - 08/16/04 05:23 PM Re: Now Accepting Submission
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
First of all it would be unthinkable to surrender to a dirt worshipping heathen and whoever has done so is pitiful. Second anyone can bet stuff on their matchups- like loser has to lick swami's forehead or something worse but keep in mind I am a very poor man so no money will part my wallet
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#43300 - 08/16/04 09:18 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

You are a delussional bastard. You talk the most shit yet I will be the one making the measurements for your coffin. I will dig your rotting corpse up in 8 years and use as my mascot as an example of the p[ain I will dish out. I win. You lose.That's life.



The key to a good promo is not to resort to profanity. Here,I'll rewrite yours.Take notes. "Chico,take the blinders off,you delussional bastard. You open-up your piehole and spew all kinds of manure. I'm going to get a shovel for all the crap thats building around you. When I'm done with that shovel,I'm going to bash your head in, dig a grave for your carcass and stuff it in the coffin with your name on it. Let generations to follow,the pain I dish out.You loose to the winner...ME! That's f'n life."
Isn't that better. Feel free to improvise it a little. Chico has spoken!
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#43301 - 08/16/04 09:25 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Man I can't wait for the draft so as to begin my asswhippin - starting with Chico in week 1.



Week 1 is an exciting time for all. The new TV season is near,baseball playoffs heat up,schools resume and Feetus gets destroyed on opening day.Walk away son,walk away.Its the only chance you have. Just like the little engine that could,poor little Feetus thinks he can,but he wont.The reason? Me. Chico has spoken!
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#43302 - 08/16/04 09:32 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Anyone wishing to strike a deal and save themselves from the humiliation of being curbed by the Arab's boot can do so privately.




(Chico senses a disturbing smell in the air and sniffs around) Smilingarab,I thought I recognized that horrid camel smell. We we meet,prepare to get the holy jihad kicked out of your smelly camel ass. Just like Feetus,Poron P,you will be another nameless forgoten victim of your future football champion,me. Bring it. Chico has spoken!
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#43303 - 08/17/04 11:47 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Let the blood flow like wine!

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#43304 - 08/18/04 10:51 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Yes Doron,what an improvement. See,the uncoachable can be coached. I'll lay off for awhile so the rest of the goon squad can practice their promos. Chico has spoken!
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#43305 - 08/19/04 02:41 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Ah, so you're feeling better, Chico? I was sort of worried after the doctors said you may never be able to shit again after SURGICALLY REMOVING MY FOOT FROM YOUR ASS.

Don't get too comfortable, though. There are many, many weeks of acting as a human shoehorn for me still to come. I wear a size twelve and I hate a snug fit.
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