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#434070 - 10/22/09 10:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Pizza is made of mostly fucking wheat (ie. flour). You ever eat a corn pizza? Semolina doesn't alter the flavor of the pizza much and it doesn't leave big gritty chunks of corn on the bottom of the pizza. If he were capable of using just flour, I would recommend dusting the peel with flour. But that isn't going to be happening any time soon.
Relax, brother. Cornmeal doesn't leave big gritty chunks of anything anywhere. It's just dust, like the durum semolina you're recommending. Except it costs a lot less. Semolina's expensive.
This kid just needs to experiment a bit.
And yes, if you have travelled at all in Asia you will have encountered the corn pizza. The Japanese fucking love sweet corn kernels on pizza. It's an abomination, to be sure, but don't dismiss corn on pizza.
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#434071 - 10/23/09 06:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The Japanese also love films featuring live eels being put in someone's ass.
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#434072 - 10/23/09 07:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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They put fucking ham and eggs on pizza too. Which is something I could only picture Panzer doing if he wanted to start a thread titled "Now that's Italian!"
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#434073 - 10/23/09 07:33 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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They put fucking ham and eggs on pizza too. Which is something I could only picture Panzer doing if he wanted to start a thread titled "Now that's Italian!"
That is Italian, in a Russian kind of way.
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#434074 - 10/23/09 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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[Semolina's expensive.
Unfortunately for Panzer, Overstock.com's food section consists of mostly steaks, chococolates & gift baskets.
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#434075 - 10/23/09 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I don't have a pizza peel, my range/oven is only 24" wide and the oven lid does not opens all the way down because of my tiny kitchen. But I got one of those cake throwels.
Tell Nana to get a bigger oven. After she pays the fucking rent!
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#434076 - 10/23/09 08:20 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I don't have a pizza peel, my range/oven is only 24" wide and the oven lid does not opens all the way down because of my tiny kitchen. But I got one of those cake throwels.
I really like those Baker's Pride units.
Tell Nana to get a bigger oven. After she pays the fucking rent!
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#434077 - 10/23/09 08:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Alex, you're not stuck with the location of that gas range. Just because a moron installed it in the wrong place doesn't mean you're stuck with it.
The gas range can be moved -- you simply need a longer hose for the gas input. Pick up your countertop, slide the existing cabinets down into the space where the range used to be, and plop the range on the other end of the cabinets so's you can open the door.
While it's out, strip that fucker down and clean it. A range ought to be thoroughly cleaned every six months. In your photos there's grease and whatnot dripping down into the nether reaches of the gap between the range and the cabinets. Clean it up!
This would be a good opportunity to clean up all the accumulated gunk and schmutz piled up behind your range and cabinets. And to spray down pesticides to kill the insects undoubtedly living there. Pull that shit out, murder the bugs and sweep their little corpses up a day later.
You'll need new gas hose clamps on both ends of your new, longer gas hose. Don't try to re-use the old, rotten and corroded ones.
Now, New York is wildly overregulated. You probably need five or six permits, a government overseer, and four union goons to help you do all this.
At the end of the day, though, you'll have an oven you can actually use, and a little encouragement to live like an actual human being. Step into the light, Alex!
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#434078 - 10/23/09 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Soon we will discuss flour, grasshopper. When you can snatch the gluten from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
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#434079 - 10/23/09 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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The gas range can be moved -- you simply need a longer hose for the gas input. Pick up your countertop, slide the existing cabinets down into the space where the range used to be, and plop the range on the other end of the cabinets so's you can open the door
Are you trying to get this motherfucker to kill himself? "Panzer blowed up real good."
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#434080 - 10/23/09 08:42 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Alex, you're not stuck with the location of that gas range. Just because a moron installed it in the wrong place doesn't mean you're stuck with it.
The gas range can be moved -- you simply need a longer hose for the gas input. Pick up your countertop, slide the existing cabinets down into the space where the range used to be, and plop the range on the other end of the cabinets so's you can open the door.
While it's out, strip that fucker down and clean it. A range ought to be thoroughly cleaned every six months. In your photos there's grease and whatnot dripping down into the nether reaches of the gap between the range and the cabinets. Clean it up!
This would be a good opportunity to clean up all the accumulated gunk and schmutz piled up behind your range and cabinets. And to spray down pesticides to kill the insects undoubtedly living there. Pull that shit out, murder the bugs and sweep their little corpses up a day later.
You'll need new gas hose clamps on both ends of your new, longer gas hose. Don't try to re-use the old, rotten and corroded ones.
Now, New York is wildly overregulated. You probably need five or six permits, a government overseer, and four union goons to help you do all this.
At the end of the day, though, you'll have an oven you can actually use, and a little encouragement to live like an actual human being. Step into the light, Alex!
I've been over at Sears today and they have really good ovens there, all kinds of oven, like 3 ovens in 1 oven with all kinds of drawers and things. They also had nice fridges and feezers, like a chest freezer that can be used to store ice cream and popsicles.
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#434081 - 10/23/09 08:52 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Are you trying to get this motherfucker to kill himself? "Panzer blowed up real good."
I'm trying to help out the other residents. Alex has told us he can't open the door of his oven because some jerk stuck it into some kind of corner (or his apartment is only 42" deep). He's sure to burn his arm that way, and you've seen the photos of Panzer's arms -- the stench of that burning hair will be overpowering! Even more so than the regular stench in his apartment. Think of the community, Steezo.
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I've been over at Sears today and they have really good ovens there, all kinds of oven, like 3 ovens in 1 oven with all kinds of drawers and things. They also had nice fridges and feezers, like a chest freezer that can be used to store ice cream and popsicles.
Ask the salesman where the dented-goods area is. Sometimes they channel those goods off to a single store for clearance, or at a larger store it would be in the back corner. White goods appliances dent during transit, display on the floor, or delivery to a customer's home. Then they are rejected by stupid yuppies who want a "perfect" range to stuff into their cabinetry. Sears sells these goods at a deep discount.
You can save hundreds of dollars by being willing to live with a dent or bump nobody's ever going to see.
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#434083 - 10/23/09 09:13 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Sears is a good place to purchase appliance and tools.
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#434084 - 10/23/09 09:17 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Sears is a good place to purchase appliance and tools.
Some tools are better priced on the internet. It is good place for specialty tools and attachments. But their 20% + 10% off promos for appliances are really good deal. Pretty much in Brookly there is 1 Sears, bunch of P.C. Richard & Sons ripp-off places and small appliance stores. Sears has the best prices and deals on appliance for Brooklyn. Lots of Russians go to P.C. Richards thinking that they are getting and unbeatable deal. PC Richard is kinda like a modern day Wiz.
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#434085 - 10/23/09 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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"If you like pooh enchiladas...and getting caught in the rain"
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#434086 - 10/23/09 09:47 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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"If you like pooh enchiladas...and getting caught in the rain"
That's what they eat in Tuscany with wine.
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#434087 - 10/23/09 09:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"If you like pooh enchiladas...and getting caught in the rain"
That's what they eat in Tuscany with wine.
What about health food and champagne?
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#434088 - 10/23/09 10:54 PM
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Poodle Killer
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Al do you guys eat beef...??? You should try cooking a Roast.. 
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#434090 - 10/24/09 12:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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"If you like pooh enchiladas...and getting caught in the rain" Lyric from the "Penis Colonic" song ??? 
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#434091 - 10/24/09 03:56 PM
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Luxurious Ice Cream that I made:
That looks like colored marble wax. What is it made of?
It was actually a frozen yogurt. I only realized it when I had to throw out tyhe empty box.
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#434094 - 10/28/09 12:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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This was the first pizza I made, The Turd Pizza:
Panzer, ya know, Chef Boyardee has a pizza mix. It comes in a box... with dough, sauce and cheese.
Just FYI.
Its not bad.
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#434095 - 10/28/09 12:59 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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This was the first pizza I made, The Turd Pizza:
Panzer, ya know, Chef Boyardee has a pizza mix. It comes in a box... with dough, sauce and cheese.
Just FYI.
Its not bad.
Yeah, I know that it exists but they don't sell it in NYC area. They also have(or used to have) a pasta kit with pasta, sauce and cheese: only $0.05 per serving (according to 60's TV ad).
By the way, how much would you pay for a meatball?
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#434097 - 10/28/09 01:09 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I'm in Illinois. They actually sell the pizza in my area... and have since I was a kid. Its not too bad... but its better if you add your own cheese to it. It doesn't come with much. It comes with dough, sauce, cheese and no toppings. You really need to add other things to it. Still, its good when you add what you want to it.
I guess that it makes it taste better if you tweak it to your tastes. I gotta make somekind of new pizza stuff, like pizza fingers: fingers with pizza baked right in them, or something like that. I also gotta make soft pretzels, that Auntie Anne woman makes a shitload of moolah with her pretzels and shit.
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#434098 - 10/28/09 01:14 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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I guess that it makes it taste better if you tweak it to your tastes. I gotta make somekind of new pizza stuff, like pizza fingers: fingers with pizza baked right in them, or something like that. I also gotta make soft pretzels, that Auntie Anne woman makes a shitload of moolah with her pretzels and shit.
You should take your garlic knots and fill them with cheese and marinara. Perhaps even some pepperoni.
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#434099 - 10/28/09 01:17 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I guess that it makes it taste better if you tweak it to your tastes. I gotta make somekind of new pizza stuff, like pizza fingers: fingers with pizza baked right in them, or something like that. I also gotta make soft pretzels, that Auntie Anne woman makes a shitload of moolah with her pretzels and shit.
You should take your garlic knots and fill them with cheese and marinara. Perhaps even some pepperoni.
1st I gotta make the right dough, last time the bread turned out to be a sourbread.
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#434100 - 10/28/09 01:21 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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1st I gotta make the right dough, last time the bread turned out to be a sourbread.
Eh, sourdough garlic pizza knots. There is bound to be someone out there who likes them. You could be sitting on a gold mine!
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#434101 - 10/28/09 06:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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If you keep Panzer's mind on making bread long enough maybe he will go out and start looking for a job.
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#434106 - 10/28/09 12:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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No...umm...shit. It's like he got banned for posting an image of actual shit, so now he's torturing us with pics of mock-shit.
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#434109 - 10/29/09 10:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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And this time, instead of posting pics of poop in a toilet bowl, it's in a shiny metal bowl instead. Hopefully it's made from aluminum, gives you Alzheimers, and you forget how to post poopy pics.
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#434116 - 11/03/09 12:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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Yesterday I bought 10 cans of different Boyardees. 2 of them were these Mac & Cheese, and since not a lot of stores stock them I decided to give them a try. This stuff does not tastes good so I threw the remains down the toilet, will return the unopened can and will try to get Chef Boyardee company to reimburse me the money for this product that I did not liked:
Yeah, I have seen that stuff before. I was not brave enough to try the Mac N Cheese. Although, I've found that if you have about 10 mins free time. Boil some pasta shells, then add cheese whiz. Its great.
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#434117 - 11/03/09 10:05 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Yesterday I bought 10 cans of different Boyardees. 2 of them were these Mac & Cheese, and since not a lot of stores stock them I decided to give them a try. This stuff does not tastes good so I threw the remains down the toilet, will return the unopened can and will try to get Chef Boyardee company to reimburse me the money for this product that I did not liked:
Yeah, I have seen that stuff before. I was not brave enough to try the Mac N Cheese. Although, I've found that if you have about 10 mins free time. Boil some pasta shells, then add cheese whiz. Its great.
The thing about Boyardee's Mac&Cheese is that it is just too salty. I ate it raw from the can, but even if I heated it up it would still be salty. I use store brand Mac & Cheese dinners, sometimes I can get them 2 for $1.00 and they have 0.7 more ounces of maccaronies than the Kraft's Mac & Cheese. I weighted both of them on my digital precision scales.
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