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#434370 - 07/28/10 07:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
frankie fatale Offline
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Quote:

Philly Chicken Grilled sandwich with Red Hot Sauce, Swiss & Provolone cheeses and with other good stuff. This sandwich is really good:












franks buffalo sauce is better but they do make a pretty mean normal hot sauce.
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#434371 - 07/28/10 09:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The strawberry & banana Panzer Smoothie. I tried to make it like they make it over at McDonald's:







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#434372 - 07/28/10 09:48 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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[giaj]make a green smoothie instead[/giaj]
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#434373 - 07/28/10 11:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Licuados/smoothies are easy. Sharpen up your bread-baking skills, Alex.

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#434374 - 07/28/10 11:33 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Licuados/smoothies are easy. Sharpen up your bread-baking skills, Alex.



Gonna place an order for the hoagie pan in an hour or so.

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#434375 - 09/04/10 03:34 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434376 - 09/04/10 10:18 PM Re: Panzer food
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Many items in this thread are in my daily diet, but I'm not that much into cooking. I prefer one-step prep. My favorite food is General Tso's chicken, preferrably at a buffet restaurant.

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#434377 - 09/07/10 11:09 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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EDIT...Fuck you deleted account!


Edited by sully, I lied (09/07/10 11:10 PM)
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#434378 - 09/08/10 12:21 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Registered: 08/28/09
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It's time to put Strychnine in this fat jews food. You are more annoying than a nigger in a movie theater. It's time to throw this bastard in an oven asap!

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#434379 - 09/08/10 11:39 AM Re: Panzer Shit
frankie fatale Offline
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thats racist.
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#434380 - 09/08/10 12:05 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

It's time to put Strychnine in this fat jews food. You are more annoying than a nigger in a movie theater. It's time to throw this bastard in an oven asap!



I am proud to be a dirty jew.

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#434381 - 09/08/10 08:17 PM Re: Panzer Shit
frankie fatale Offline
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you should be even more proud because youre the dirtiest jew there ever was.
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#434382 - 09/09/10 05:06 PM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

All of these things.


The stuff on the right is hot dog salad dressing. The whole page is worth a look Alex.








Honestly, I don't think even Panzer would make the shite from that link.

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#434383 - 09/09/10 05:56 PM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

Quote:

All of these things.


The stuff on the right is hot dog salad dressing. The whole page is worth a look Alex.








Honestly, I don't think even Panzer would make the shite from that link.



No, I wouldn't. BTW, I bought new plates from Crate & Barrel, the plain white plates that they use at the fancy restaurants.

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#434384 - 09/10/10 07:01 AM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:













What the fuck is the shit on the right? It looks like someone poured a bottle of Pepto-Bismal over a tub of cottage cheese?





Edited by the unknown pervert (09/10/10 07:03 AM)
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#434385 - 09/10/10 08:17 AM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:


What the fuck is the shit on the right? It looks like someone poured a bottle of Pepto-Bismal over a tub of cottage cheese?




It looks like something my dog vomited up in the yard the other day.

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#434386 - 09/10/10 10:18 AM Re: Panzer food
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The stuff is:

Hot Dog Salad Dressing. For six servings, grind eight hot dogs with one-half teaspoon dry mustard, two tablespoons milk, one tablespoon pickle relish and one-third cup of mayo. Think about that for a second. That's 1.3 hot dogs per salad serving. This is nothing more than a ploy to sell hot dogs.


Edited by conquistador (09/10/10 10:19 AM)
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#434387 - 09/10/10 01:56 PM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

The stuff is:

Hot Dog Salad Dressing. For six servings, grind eight hot dogs with one-half teaspoon dry mustard, two tablespoons milk, one tablespoon pickle relish and one-third cup of mayo. Think about that for a second. That's 1.3 hot dogs per salad serving. This is nothing more than a ploy to sell hot dogs.




That is seriously gross. And looks like puked up tuna salad
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#434388 - 09/10/10 04:42 PM Re: Panzer food
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@Cameron:

Follow the link.

20 Unholy recipes: Dishes so awful that we had to make them.
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#434389 - 09/11/10 09:15 AM Re: Panzer food
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Microwaved cheese platter:



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#434390 - 09/11/10 11:03 AM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

@Cameron:

Follow the link.

20 Unholy recipes: Dishes so awful that we had to make them.




Thanks. You just saved me however many calories I would have eaten today.
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#434391 - 09/27/10 05:04 PM Re: Panzer food
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#434392 - 09/27/10 11:37 PM Re: Panzer food
Coyote Offline
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Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
I wonder if a hamster farm would be cheaper than buying cat food.

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#434393 - 09/27/10 11:42 PM Re: Panzer food
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So, google isn't working for you? The answers to your nutrition questions aren't far away.
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#434394 - 10/29/10 11:29 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Hot Mango Steak:



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#434395 - 10/30/10 01:45 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Grilled Beef with Allover Ketchup:



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#434396 - 10/30/10 08:51 AM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

I wonder if a hamster farm would be cheaper than buying cat food.



You been sticking IAMS up your ass again ?
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#434397 - 10/30/10 10:02 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434398 - 10/30/10 04:45 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Hot Mango Steak:






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#569314 - 09/27/12 08:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: charin]
J.B.
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I can't think of a more appropriate thread than this:

Fecal Transplant Saves Woman's Life

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#607164 - 03/04/14 05:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some Mustard-Ketchup Chicken over [2-day old] Toasted Italian Bread

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#607288 - 03/06/14 10:10 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a Poor Man's Deluxe Sandwich:

- Italian bread
- 4oz of $1.00 white turkey cold slices
- Russian sauerkraut
- Ketchup

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#607319 - 03/08/14 02:21 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Dr Williams

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#607358 - 03/09/14 06:45 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Eating Italian bread and drinking Dr Pepper

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#607448 - 03/11/14 09:23 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just came from the gym, pangin' like a MoFo, so I quickly made a sandwich with "Estonian" meat [Russian cold cuts], sasame-seeded Italian bread, Russian sauerkraut and ketchup.

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#607545 - 03/13/14 09:37 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a pork chop sandwich with mustard ketchup sauce and Russian sauerkraut. The bones and trimmings, I marinaded them in ketchup and bourbon marinade.

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#608055 - 03/19/14 09:09 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just made some vegetable and chicken potstickers that I steamed in island mango sauce for breakfast.

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#608086 - 03/19/14 05:22 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some St. Louis ribs.

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#609304 - 04/14/14 07:52 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made some BBQ beef

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#609327 - 04/15/14 04:54 AM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a "Tasty Russian" sandwich for breakfast.

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#609496 - 04/19/14 06:53 AM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
J.B.
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Bizzzzump

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#609499 - 04/19/14 07:45 AM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: ]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
I can't think of a more appropriate thread than this:

Fecal Transplant Saves Woman's Life


Mother/Daughter Space Docking, what will they think of next?
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#609517 - 04/19/14 04:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I can't think of a more appropriate thread than this:

Fecal Transplant Saves Woman's Life


Mother/Daughter Space Docking, what will they think of next?


I wonder if they did the human centipede thing to do the fecal transplant.

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#609518 - 04/19/14 04:47 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: charin]
Jerkules Offline
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I hope it was more like this, but dookie instead of Sharpie.

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#609533 - 04/20/14 07:32 AM Re: Panzer Food [Re: ]
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What's cooking tonight Alex? Oh...




CL Link


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#609546 - 04/20/14 02:34 PM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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^^^ LOLZ!!! Mega WTF?!!!
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#609551 - 04/20/14 08:36 PM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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Does he save the extra noodles for later meals?
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#609840 - 04/28/14 10:31 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a sandwich with 2x slices of toasted dollar Italian "Gourmet" white bread [with toasted-on honey dijon mustard sauce], around 3.5-4.0oz of roasted beef, dollar pickle strips, Russian sauerkraut and Russian dressing.

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#609923 - 04/30/14 10:16 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
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Just made a snadwich with 2x slices of 2-week old fried white bread [gas oven has chicken legs roasting in it, so I "reanimated" the bread of on oil-less frying pan], gyspy bacon, kosher pickle slices, Russian sauerkraut, Koop's yellow mustard and Heinz ketchup. Plus 12oz glass of Coke.

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#610224 - 05/08/14 10:44 PM Re: What Are You Cooking Tonight? [Re: Handful]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just made Bourbon Chicken Teriyaki Hungry Hungry Alex sandwich. Eating it right now with Faygo cola.



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