I finished in second place after losing my first 2 games of the season. In my last 3 games, I went 1-1-1. I thought one of you guys would surely pass me in the standings, but I was wrong. You all suck. I did this all athis without my best player available. Its just good team managment. I now face Herpes Infected Dogs, whom I will beat this Sunday. Bow down to your imminent champion. Chico has spoken!
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