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#433970 - 08/08/09 10:51 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I save gizzards and livers in separate freezer-proof containers.

Once you accumulate amounts of same, you make Paul Prudhomme's "Dirty Rice" recipe.

Given the natural accumulation of gizzards/livers, usually have to buy additional gizzards.

The resulting recipe is spicy, crunchy, and funky..





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#433971 - 08/09/09 07:59 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I save gizzards and livers in separate freezer-proof containers.

Once you accumulate amounts of same, you make Paul Prudhomme's "Dirty Rice" recipe.

Given the natural accumulation of gizzards/livers, usually have to buy additional gizzards.

The resulting recipe is spicy, crunchy, and funky..









Would a W.Puck eat it?

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#433972 - 09/13/09 06:53 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Big Beefaroni, the San Francisco treat:



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#433973 - 09/13/09 07:18 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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.... you should use the lid to cut off the Vienna sausage that lurks around somewhere in your size 48 second hand, cinnamon skid print whiteys... then feed it to your sad. lonely miserable lardy self just because it's free. You didnt know? ... that can's lid has so many uses to it. It's free!! AND TOTALLY fanfuckingtastic!
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#433974 - 09/13/09 07:50 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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.... you should use the lid to cut off the Vienna sausage that lurks around somewhere in your size 48 second hand, cinnamon skid print whiteys... then feed it to your sad. lonely miserable lardy self just because it's free. You didnt know? ... that can's lid has so many uses to it. It's free!! AND TOTALLY fanfuckingtastic!



Use the lid to off your snotlings.

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#433975 - 09/15/09 02:04 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#433976 - 09/19/09 10:02 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Today's lunch:



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#433977 - 09/26/09 07:47 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Visited my grandma a couple of days ago and secretly stole some candy:



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#433978 - 09/26/09 08:02 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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A microcosm of Panzer and all that he can be !
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#433979 - 09/26/09 10:10 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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What a fine Italian feast for just $0.69:



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#433980 - 09/27/09 06:39 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Alex is going to be the first person in history to have his autopsy featured in Modern Marvels.
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#433981 - 09/27/09 08:56 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Gummi Bears: I eat them all :



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#433982 - 09/27/09 01:20 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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even that you buy generic? If they aren't Haribo they just dont taste the same.

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#433983 - 09/27/09 01:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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even that you buy generic? If they aren't Haribo they just dont taste the same.



They taste different but they are okay. Haribo costs more.

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#433984 - 09/29/09 10:23 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Luxurious Ice Cream that I made:



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#433985 - 09/29/09 10:25 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Spagheti-O's:



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#433986 - 09/30/09 05:30 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Please say you at least heat it up and dont go all housing project and it right from the can cold? You do eat alot of shit hehehehe, and to buy the Key Food brand must be 100x worst, Ive never eaten that, and never will. For shame on you.

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#433987 - 09/30/09 07:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#433988 - 09/30/09 07:35 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Please say you at least heat it up and dont go all housing project and it right from the can cold? You do eat alot of shit hehehehe, and to buy the Key Food brand must be 100x worst, Ive never eaten that, and never will. For shame on you.



I eat it straight from the can. I once tried heating up the stuff but it tastes the same as from the can. Key Food brand is the best store brand of canned dinners. I tried Path Mark, C-Town, Associated foods but Key Food branded cans are the best. The Chef Boyardee pretty much uses the same sauce in all of their products, so it can get boring.

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#433989 - 09/30/09 07:39 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Corned Beef: I eat it all from the can:



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#433990 - 09/30/09 07:41 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Canned Lasagna: the favorite meal of Jesus Christ:



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#433991 - 09/30/09 07:43 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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How about showing us some pix of the fruits and vegetables that you eat, Alex?

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#433992 - 09/30/09 07:44 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Halloween suggestion Alex !

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#433993 - 09/30/09 07:47 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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David Berkowitz?

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#433994 - 09/30/09 07:54 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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And this is the favorite meal of people that live in Switzerland:



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#433995 - 09/30/09 08:36 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Other than that garnishment of pickles, ever eat any fresh vegetables or fruits?

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#433996 - 09/30/09 08:42 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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And this is the favorite meal of people that live in Switzerland:






What a fucking pile of shit this is.

WTF did you do to your food? You're like a 5 year old.
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#433997 - 09/30/09 09:30 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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This is Panzer's version of shock and awe and it surely ends with long, painful visits to the toilet.
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#433998 - 09/30/09 10:52 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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How about showing us some pix of the fruits and vegetables that you eat, Alex?






Here's one of the fruits.


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#433999 - 09/30/09 11:00 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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How about showing us some pix of the fruits and vegetables that you eat, Alex?






Here's one of the fruits.



The delivery is FREE

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#434000 - 10/01/09 02:07 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Canned Lasagna: the favorite meal of Jesus Christ:






Lasagna in a can is like pizza in a can or prime rib in a can. Certain foods do not come in cans. Foods like lasagna.

In Chef Boyardee's defense I suppose it would be hard to fit Crappy Pasta Noodles in Even Crappier Tomato Soup all on that small of a can.
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#434001 - 10/01/09 03:22 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Canned Lasagna: the favorite meal of Jesus Christ:






Lasagna in a can is like pizza in a can or prime rib in a can. Certain foods do not come in cans. Foods like lasagna.

In Chef Boyardee's defense I suppose it would be hard to fit Crappy Pasta Noodles in Even Crappier Tomato Soup all on that small of a can.



It tastes better than the rest Boyardee products.

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#434002 - 10/01/09 04:07 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

How about showing us some pix of the fruits and vegetables that you eat, Alex?






Here's one of the fruits.



I bow to you Gia
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#434003 - 10/01/09 05:09 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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If the food in this thread doesn't keep you on a diet, nothing will.

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#434004 - 10/01/09 09:06 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434005 - 10/01/09 09:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Gotta eat those with guacamole, sour cream, and salsa roja. Represents the three colors of Mexico's bandera nacional and is the perfect complement.

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#434006 - 10/01/09 10:48 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Gotta eat those with guacamole, sour cream, and salsa roja. Represents the three colors of Mexico's bandera nacional and is the perfect complement.



Ole!

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#434007 - 10/04/09 08:20 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434008 - 10/04/09 08:39 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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lemme guess... tranny implants, tranny semen (w/gravy), and tranny cock?
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#434009 - 10/04/09 09:18 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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lemme guess... tranny implants, tranny semen (w/gravy), and tranny cock?



Are you trying to seduce Panzer with that cock in your AV? It would probably be easier if you just bought him some Chef Boyardee's Lasagna and some generic soda to wash it down.Hope you boys have fun.
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#434010 - 10/04/09 09:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

lemme guess... tranny implants, tranny semen (w/gravy), and tranny cock?



Are you trying to seduce Panzer with that cock in your AV? It would probably be easier if you just bought him some Chef Boyardee's Lasagna and some generic soda to wash it down.Hope you boys have fun.



I was already eating Boyardee's lasagna while I stumbled on your post. And I got a 3-liter bottle of generic soda:




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#434011 - 10/04/09 09:33 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Are you trying to seduce Panzer with that cock in your AV?




No more than any subtlety you're blowing with that corndog in yours.
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#434012 - 10/04/09 09:38 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Philly Cheese Steak that I bought at the Mexican joint that had the bullet-proof glass:



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#434013 - 10/04/09 09:41 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Are you trying to seduce Panzer with that cock in your AV?




No more than any subtlety you're blowing with that corndog in yours.




I think you might need counseling if everything is a phallic symbol to you.You might be suffering from Corndog Fixation.Get help man before it's too late.
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#434014 - 10/04/09 09:42 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Generic soda by C&C, they had this 3-liter bottle of sale for only $0.99, what a deal!:



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#434015 - 10/04/09 09:49 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I think you might need counseling if everything is a phallic symbol to you.You might be suffering from Corndog Fixation.Get help man before it's too late.




<- That's not a phallic symbol, son. That's a cock and balls. A symbol of my potent virility.
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#434016 - 10/06/09 08:18 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Whole bag of fortune cookies that I got at Chinatown for only two dollars:



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#434017 - 10/06/09 08:20 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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You know there was a perfectly good reason those were only $2.

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#434018 - 10/06/09 11:51 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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What a deal for only $0.69:



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#434019 - 10/06/09 12:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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And I just ate thkis one for lunch, it was not as good as the lasagna:



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