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Are you trying to get this motherfucker to kill himself? "Panzer blowed up real good."


I'm trying to help out the other residents. Alex has told us he can't open the door of his oven because some jerk stuck it into some kind of corner (or his apartment is only 42" deep). He's sure to burn his arm that way, and you've seen the photos of Panzer's arms -- the stench of that burning hair will be overpowering! Even more so than the regular stench in his apartment. Think of the community, Steezo.

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I've been over at Sears today and they have really good ovens there, all kinds of oven, like 3 ovens in 1 oven with all kinds of drawers and things. They also had nice fridges and feezers, like a chest freezer that can be used to store ice cream and popsicles.


Ask the salesman where the dented-goods area is. Sometimes they channel those goods off to a single store for clearance, or at a larger store it would be in the back corner. White goods appliances dent during transit, display on the floor, or delivery to a customer's home. Then they are rejected by stupid yuppies who want a "perfect" range to stuff into their cabinetry. Sears sells these goods at a deep discount.

You can save hundreds of dollars by being willing to live with a dent or bump nobody's ever going to see.