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#434170 - 11/30/09 11:26 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken with Sweet Chili Sauce:



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#434171 - 11/30/09 11:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Why is there a Chinese restaurant bowl on the Thanksgiving table? Don't you people have good dishes and place settings for holidays and guests?
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#434172 - 11/30/09 11:32 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Why is there a Chinese restaurant bowl on the Thanksgiving table? Don't you people have good dishes and place settings for holidays and guests?



It was somekind of a gift from someone.

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#434173 - 11/30/09 11:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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So???!!! It doesn't match with a Thanksgiving table setting.
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#434174 - 11/30/09 11:49 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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So???!!! It doesn't match with a Thanksgiving table setting.



Do I look like I care whether it matches or not? I just wanted to eat free food.

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#434175 - 11/30/09 11:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Your grandmother should care.
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#434176 - 12/01/09 01:49 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Why is there a Chinese restaurant bowl on the Thanksgiving table? Don't you people have good dishes and place settings for holidays and hostages?




FYP
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#434177 - 12/01/09 03:03 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken with Sweet Chili Sauce:






Why does the chicken look ass-raped?

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#434178 - 12/01/09 03:14 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Chicken with Sweet Chili Sauce:






Why does the chicken look ass-raped?



That's just how they are:



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#434179 - 12/01/09 03:17 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Panzer, my BF wants to know if you have ever poured Country gravy on Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets? If so, is it as awesome as it sounds? If you haven't tried it, please do so and report back from the field. Thanks.
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#434180 - 12/01/09 03:43 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Panzer! Fess up on the pancakes wrapped in bacon-- how is it made?

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#434181 - 12/01/09 06:40 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Red Baron Deluxe Pizza:







Is it the Special Deluxe? If it isn't the Special Deluxe you are not getting your moneys worth. I saw them at the store for $3.33 this weekend. How much did you pay?

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#434182 - 12/01/09 06:46 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Red Baron Deluxe Pizza:







Is it the Special Deluxe? If it isn't the Special Deluxe you are not getting your moneys worth. I saw them at the store for $3.33 this weekend. How much did you pay?



Yes, that is Special Deluxe (they don't make regular deluxe, just special d.). I paid $1.99 for it.

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#434183 - 12/03/09 12:50 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Re: Panzer Shit

#453966 - 12/01/09 03:17 AM

Panzer, my BF wants to know if you have ever poured Country gravy on Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets? If so, is it as awesome as it sounds? If you haven't tried it, please do so and report back from the field. Thanks.




Hey, shitstains, I suggest you get to answering the goddamn question any fucking day now, in exchange I will allow ONE question about hand soap. Get to it,skiddy.
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#434184 - 12/09/09 09:00 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434185 - 12/10/09 04:28 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Since I am completely remodeling my kitchen and have no place to cook my delicious meals, I asked my dad that he lend me his cheap $30.00 panini grill, so I started to make these delicious grilled panini sandwiches. Heres what the sales pitch for the panini grill sounds like "Pressed to impress. Hot, tasty grilled sandwiches are all the rage, and now they're easy to make right on your countertop! Simply place your sandwich between the two nonstick grill plates for quick, two-sided cooking with delicious results."



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#434186 - 12/10/09 05:35 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Why the paper plates Alex? Don't be so extravagant when you can eat off the newspaper.
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#434187 - 12/10/09 05:38 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Since I am completely remodeling my kitchen




You mean your neighbors finally called the crew from Hoarders on you?
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#434188 - 12/10/09 06:39 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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That sandwich is the closest thing to food that you've photographed thus far, Alex.

Have you ever had the deep-fried pizza, Alex? Take that pice of shit Red Baron, fold it over and dip it in batter, and deep fry. Just like James Bond! You'll think you were in Glasgow.

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#434189 - 12/10/09 06:47 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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That sandwich is the closest thing to food that you've photographed thus far, Alex.

Have you ever had the deep-fried pizza, Alex? Take that pice of shit Red Baron, fold it over and dip it in batter, and deep fry. Just like James Bond! You'll think you were in Glasgow.



I just got my Italian stainless steel range!

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#434190 - 12/14/09 08:21 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Friendly's Orange Cream sherbet

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#434191 - 12/14/09 08:31 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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^^^Why would you have a spatula in your bedroom? Wait, never mind on second thought I don't want to know.

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#434192 - 12/14/09 08:33 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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^^^Why would you have a spatula in your bedroom? Wait, never mind on second thought I don't want to know.



I use it as a fly swatter because there are some fruit flies.

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#434193 - 12/15/09 02:53 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

^^^Why would you have a spatula in your bedroom? Wait, never mind on second thought I don't want to know.



I use it as a fly swatter because there are some fruit flies.




Do you at least wipe it off before using it to cook or do you just count it as extra protein?
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#434194 - 12/15/09 08:00 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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My sweet & spicy noodles. I like to eat them while burning sandalwood oil and listening to techni music and drinking Russian pear soda:



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#434195 - 12/15/09 11:43 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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What the FUCK is all over your keyboard? And is that a pube I see nestled between your ethernet/USB cable combo?
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#434196 - 12/15/09 12:25 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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And is that a pube I see nestled between your ethernet/USB cable combo?



Most likely yes.

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#434197 - 12/15/09 01:55 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Looks like a dead pecker gnat next to the blue tag !
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#434198 - 12/15/09 01:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

And is that a pube I see nestled between your ethernet/USB cable combo?



Most likely yes.




Just had to ask didn't you PAF?.
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#434199 - 12/15/09 05:41 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I think this was an elaborate ruse done with the purpose & sole intention of posting a picture of his pubic hair.

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#434200 - 01/06/10 10:18 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Some of the pizza that I half made:



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#434201 - 01/07/10 02:51 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Since I am completely remodeling my kitchen and have no place to cook my delicious meals, I asked my dad that he lend me his cheap $30.00 panini grill, so I started to make these delicious grilled panini sandwiches. Heres what the sales pitch for the panini grill sounds like "Pressed to impress. Hot, tasty grilled sandwiches are all the rage, and now they're easy to make right on your countertop! Simply place your sandwich between the two nonstick grill plates for quick, two-sided cooking with delicious results."





Do you really have a father?
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#434202 - 01/07/10 04:07 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Do you really have a father?




Whom do you think he inherited his love of trannies from??
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#434203 - 01/08/10 03:02 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Do you really have a father?




Whom do you think he inherited his love of trannies from??




I didn't think he had a male role model who happened to donate 50% of his DNA. I just assumed that his mother had a favorite John who'd slip her an extra Jackson to go bareback.
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#434204 - 01/12/10 08:20 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Lasagna that I have made yesterday. It only cost me no more than $7.53 (I don't really know the price of the couple of pinches of salt but I counted it as $0.02):



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#434205 - 01/13/10 09:31 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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so not right, you never make lasagna and not cover the top w/sauce.

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#434206 - 01/13/10 02:45 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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so not right, you never make lasagna and not cover the top w/sauce.




Seriously! That looks dry as hell...ewww. Anything saucy (lasagna, pizza, etc..) should be COVERED in sauce. Those lasagna noodles suck up sauce like a sponge.

Hmm..I havent made lasagna in ages (mostly because its a PIA since I have to make 2..one with meat for my man and a veggie one for me). Maybe I'll whip some up this weekend.
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#434207 - 01/13/10 02:56 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Dry as hell?

Your snatch is dry as hell. At least, when it's not leaking some biohazardous viral substances.
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#434208 - 01/13/10 05:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I don't like too much sauce, but I used the taco seasoning.

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#434209 - 01/13/10 08:33 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Cup of Totino's Pizza Rolls:



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#434210 - 01/13/10 09:11 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Another food I won't eat. My stepmom tried to serve those once and hasn't recovered from the abuse we hurled.
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#434211 - 01/14/10 01:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I don't like too much sauce, but I used the taco seasoning.





You used taco seasoning in lasagna? You deserve the same treatment Sonny Corleone gave Carlo in The Godfather.
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#434212 - 01/14/10 05:21 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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You used taco seasoning in lasagna?




He MUST have a taste bud disability. I blame Stalin.
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#434213 - 01/14/10 07:49 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Ice Cream:



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#434214 - 01/14/10 08:14 PM Re: Panzer Shit
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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OK. Finally something that doesn't look disgusting.




So, what's the "landmine"?? The candystick was up your butt or what?
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#434215 - 01/14/10 08:42 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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He MUST have a taste bud disability. I blame Stalin.





I'm going with Chernobyl.

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#434216 - 01/14/10 08:49 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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^ heh...
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#434217 - 01/15/10 08:24 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Chernobyl.




For which, once again, I blame Stalin.
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#434218 - 01/15/10 09:14 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Could you please stop blaming Stalin? I know the man had some minor flaws, but to put everything to this very day on his plate is a bit much, don't you think?

Thanks in advance!
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#434219 - 01/15/10 09:58 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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but to put everything to this very day on his plate is a bit much, don't you think?





I don't blame everything on Stalin.

I don't blame him for the circus of clowns the Mets have become, for example.

I blame the Wilpons.
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