An easy/cheap bastardization of pizza that would be right up Panzer's alley would be pizza muffin rolls. Spread out the dough, put on all the sauce, cheese & toppings. Then roll the whole thing up, slice it into rolls and cook them in a nonstick muffin pan. It might even taste good.
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