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#434220 - 01/15/10 04:09 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Well, I think it's safe to say that the Wilpons () can take the blame for everything.
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#434221 - 01/15/10 05:36 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Panzer, have you ever eaten a vegetable?

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#434222 - 01/15/10 05:56 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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He thinks garlic salt is a vegetable.
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#434223 - 01/15/10 06:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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He always hits his gut on the handrest of the wheelchair.
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#434224 - 01/15/10 10:01 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I have those pickled banana pepper rings.

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#434225 - 01/15/10 10:11 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I have those pickled banana pepper rings.




Is that some exotic std the trannys from Brazil are packing this year?
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#434226 - 01/15/10 11:06 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I made another lasagna. Now with more taco seasoning!!!

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#434227 - 01/16/10 07:58 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Just made some pancakes with the help of my pancake-making device:



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#434228 - 01/17/10 04:55 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Panzer, have you ever eaten a vegetable?




He went down on his mother, so, yes.

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#434229 - 01/17/10 08:26 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I have those pickled banana pepper rings.




I love those!!



Tell me it's NOT ketchup or beet juice on your pancakes. I know you and ketchup & Russians in general and beets.
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#434230 - 01/17/10 08:28 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Well, I think it's safe to say that the Wilpons () can take the blame for everything.




[The Wilpons own ... and mismanage ... the New York Mets, my favorite baseball team.]
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#434231 - 01/17/10 09:18 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

I have those pickled banana pepper rings.




I love those!!



Tell me it's NOT ketchup or beet juice on your pancakes. I know you and ketchup & Russians in general and beets.




Mt. Olive is the best brand, the B&G brand is lower quality, I also gotta try Vlasic.

That's the Black Cherry syrup and there is also Vanilla syrup on the pancakes, both by U-Bet.

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#434232 - 01/17/10 09:51 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Mt. Olive is the best brand, the B&G brand is lower quality, I also gotta try Vlasic.




Mt. Olive is very good. At the moment I'm using Shoprite's. They are excellent. Snap nice and hot. Never used Vlasic version.




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That's the Black Cherry syrup and there is also Vanilla syrup on the pancakes, both by U-Bet.




HA! My uncle used to be a U-Bet distributor. We used to have lots of Chocolate & Cherry around. I used to like mixing my own sodas with syrup and seltzer when I was a kid.

That vanilla makes a great Cream soda.
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#434233 - 01/17/10 10:33 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Quote:

Mt. Olive is the best brand, the B&G brand is lower quality, I also gotta try Vlasic.




Mt. Olive is very good. At the moment I'm using Shoprite's. They are excellent. Snap nice and hot. Never used Vlasic version.




Quote:

That's the Black Cherry syrup and there is also Vanilla syrup on the pancakes, both by U-Bet.




HA! My uncle used to be a U-Bet distributor. We used to have lots of Chocolate & Cherry around. I used to like mixing my own sodas with syrup and seltzer when I was a kid.

That vanilla makes a great Cream soda.



I have a soda siphon, but I am kinda cheap on the Co2 cartridges

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#434234 - 01/19/10 11:46 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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What on Earth is a "pancake-making device"?! Alex, you need a special tool to make pancakes?!

What's wrong with a pan, or a griddle?

I'm seriously perplexed by all this.

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#434235 - 01/20/10 02:59 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Hold on! You are messing with genius here when we're talking Panzer with Pancakes. He wrapped a stack of pancakes with bacon! On the subject of pancakes, let 'em be.


Edited by geek (01/20/10 03:00 AM)

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#434236 - 01/20/10 08:54 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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What on Earth is a "pancake-making device"?! Alex, you need a special tool to make pancakes?!

What's wrong with a pan, or a griddle?

I'm seriously perplexed by all this.




He's been working for years on powdered water.
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#434237 - 01/20/10 01:22 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Geek: Pay attention. Gia posted this image:


And it has nothing to do with Panzer except that it is repulsive.
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#434238 - 01/20/10 04:36 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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You, sir, are correct.

Pancakes wrapped in bacon is still a stroke of genius. Monumental, in fact.


Edited by geek (01/20/10 04:37 PM)

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#434239 - 01/20/10 08:18 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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This is the pancake device:



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#434240 - 01/21/10 02:07 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Looks expensive, and completely unnecessary. Think how much you could have saved if you'd found one of these:



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#434241 - 01/21/10 02:28 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Think of all the money Alex would save if he killed himself.
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#434242 - 01/21/10 05:18 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Think of all the headaches and nausea Alex would save if he killed himself.

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#434243 - 01/21/10 08:39 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Looks expensive, and completely unnecessary. Think how much you could have saved if you'd found one of these:





My device makes perfect round pancakes, the ladle does not.

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#434244 - 01/21/10 04:37 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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So you can't even use a ladle? Pour from the ladle in a circular motion rather than simply waving it over the pan. You are using a pan, right? Or is there some other magical device you're substituting for knowledge?

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#434245 - 01/21/10 06:10 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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So you can't even use a ladle? Pour from the ladle in a circular motion rather than simply waving it over the pan. You are using a pan, right? Or is there some other magical device you're substituting for knowledge?



Only plain people use ladle for pancakes, pros and chef use the device.

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#434246 - 01/22/10 02:43 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I'll defer to your superior knowledge of what pros and chefs are doing these days. I guess serving Totino's Pizza Rolls in a mug is one of those Michelin-star chef tips I missed.

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#434247 - 01/22/10 08:13 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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In Panzie's defense when my uncle owned a "Pancake Cottage" on LI, they were "required" to use a specialized device to make the pancakes.

But, that could be because they used often used unqualified teenaged incompetents as cooks [myself included in that set].
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#434248 - 01/22/10 08:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Panzer Chicken, I just made it:



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#434249 - 01/23/10 05:19 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Uh, take the picture before you eat.

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#434250 - 01/23/10 06:05 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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The chicken doesn't look bad. It might even be tasty. The only problem I have with 98% of all the things you eat, is the enormous amount of grease that is involved. That makes it very unappetizing.
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#434251 - 01/23/10 06:47 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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i think is the dish and panzie hairy hand LOL!

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#434252 - 01/23/10 12:11 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Could be the lighting or an effect from the pink in the china, but it looks underdone to me.
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#434253 - 01/23/10 12:15 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Could be the lighting or an effect from the pink in the china, but it looks underdone to me.



It was just right, or at least better than the store-bought stuff. I set it to 375d for 50 minutes. I did the chicken so I could test out the new cleaver and the butcher's block:



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#434254 - 01/23/10 12:20 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Have you tried the new cleaver on human flesh yet? I don't think it will cut as easily as chicken.
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#434255 - 01/23/10 05:08 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

I did the chicken so I could test out the new cleaver and the butcher's block:




Raw chicken on a wooden block. If you catch salmonella (or any other food-related poisoning), Alex, you deserved it.
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#434256 - 01/23/10 06:19 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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^^^Shhhhh!!! Damnit, Free, don't TELL him...

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#434257 - 01/23/10 08:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Just made some of this Stroganoff that I bought in Pathmark for $0.88. It really tastes good. Gotta buy more Stroganoff:



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#434258 - 01/23/10 11:05 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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You were born in the Soviet Union and you're bragging about eighty-nine cent stroganoff. I was wrong HERE. Wile E. had infinitely more class than that.

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#434259 - 01/23/10 11:09 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

Panzer, have you ever eaten a vegetable?




He went down on his mother, so, yes.



Fuck that was funny Jim
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#434260 - 01/28/10 05:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Half Fried Chicken w/French Fries & Orange soda:



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#434261 - 01/28/10 08:56 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chinese restaurant?
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#434262 - 01/28/10 09:12 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chinese restaurant?



Yes.

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#434263 - 01/28/10 10:31 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chinese restaurant?




You ever notice they make the best fucking fried chicken? Cheeseburgers, too. My parents used to go apeshit when I'd order a burger when we went out for chinese, but they were awesome. They'd toast the buns in butter and slather them with mayonnaise.
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#434264 - 02/01/10 12:16 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I just did the calculations and I spent $148.17 this month on food. That's less than $5.00 per day!!!

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#434265 - 02/01/10 05:10 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I don't have to make a calculation to know that I spent approx. EUR 3.00 per day on food.
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#434266 - 02/01/10 07:38 AM Re: Panzer food
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#434267 - 02/01/10 07:56 AM Re: Panzer food
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Mmmmm bacon mayonnaise. I already have bacon salt. And now, to wash it all down, there's this:


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#434268 - 02/01/10 09:20 AM Re: Panzer food
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#434269 - 02/01/10 02:04 PM Re: Panzer food
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Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers






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