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#434320 - 05/09/10 04:46 PM Re: Panzer food
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Meat Cake

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#434321 - 05/10/10 04:55 AM Re: Panzer food
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#434322 - 05/10/10 05:11 AM Re: Panzer food
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^^^approved, marley!!!!!!!!
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#434323 - 05/10/10 07:13 AM Re: Panzer food
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^ No shit ! That's some good sounding and looking food !
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#434324 - 05/10/10 07:16 PM Re: Panzer food
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Karma at work: Panzer trashes Loop's Lunch thread; Marley brings taste to Panzer's shite food thread. It balances.

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#434325 - 05/11/10 04:56 PM Re: Panzer food
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Two 1/2 pound beef patties, pulled pork BBQ, bacon, 2 slices of cheddar cheese, and a fried egg.






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#434326 - 05/11/10 07:15 PM Re: Panzer food
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you must shit like no other.hey panzer do you have any cheddar cheese sauce recipes?i tried making some this weekend and it didnt turn out so hot.was good till i added in the extra crap the recipe called for,i.e. onion salt and crushed chilli pepper.turned out grainy.i found some others but i dont want to waste a bunch of cheese trying to find the right one.i was sauce like the kind they put on fries at boardwalk fries.bout to try google.but youre the tranzer so you might know the way.
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#434327 - 05/14/10 07:12 AM Re: Panzer food
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A Pizza Hut Supreme pizza with meatballs and cream cheese balls baked into the crust and shaped like a crown







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#434328 - 05/14/10 09:16 PM Re: Panzer food
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A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts






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#434329 - 05/15/10 10:47 AM Re: Panzer food
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#434330 - 05/17/10 07:49 PM Re: Panzer food
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Double bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter deep fried and served with two sides of chipotle mayo.






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#434331 - 05/18/10 03:35 PM Re: Panzer food
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you must shit like no other.hey panzer do you have any cheddar cheese sauce recipes?i tried making some this weekend and it didnt turn out so hot.was good till i added in the extra crap the recipe called for,i.e. onion salt and crushed chilli pepper.turned out grainy.i found some others but i dont want to waste a bunch of cheese trying to find the right one.i was sauce like the kind they put on fries at boardwalk fries.bout to try google.but youre the tranzer so you might know the way.




I always thought that was just Cheez Whiz?
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#434332 - 05/18/10 07:47 PM Re: Panzer food
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nope this sauce is alot better.its like nacho cheese minus the nacho.
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#434333 - 05/19/10 01:06 PM Re: Panzer food
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nope this sauce is alot better.its like nacho cheese minus the nacho.




Mmmmm its been far too long since I've been back up north on the boardwalk eating real cheese fries. So bad but so good!
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#434334 - 05/23/10 12:36 AM Re: Panzer food
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I miss the heart attacks waiting to happen. Darrah, where did you find those pics?

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#434335 - 06/14/10 03:39 AM Re: Panzer food
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#434336 - 06/30/10 05:11 AM Re: Panzer food
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All of these things.

The stuff on the right is hot dog salad dressing. The whole page is worth a look Alex.


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#434337 - 06/30/10 06:03 AM Re: Panzer food
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Friendly's Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt


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#434338 - 06/30/10 01:08 PM Re: Panzer food
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I call it cuisine a la Peter Townshend; "Hope I die before I get old".

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#434339 - 07/13/10 09:33 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434340 - 07/13/10 04:35 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Damn it Conq, I was just getting ready to post those.
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#434341 - 07/13/10 04:46 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Old news. Consumerist posted it 3 or 4 days ago.

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#434342 - 07/14/10 07:30 PM Re: Panzer Shit
frankie fatale Offline
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im gonna make these badboys right here
http://www.rachaelrayshow.com/food/recipes/pizza-pretzel/

using the papa johns dough recipe from greatpizzarecipes.com
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#434343 - 07/15/10 05:02 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Beer-Can Chicken: made with REAL chicken and REAL beer:



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#434344 - 07/15/10 06:06 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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^Nothing there for me.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#434345 - 07/15/10 06:27 PM Re: Panzer Shit
Anonymous
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Let's overlook the fact that your chicken looks like something R%@n Kn0% might have slept on. Why is your "real beer" contained in a caffeine free soda can?

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#434346 - 07/15/10 06:39 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I've only used beer to cook with twice. One time I added one bottle of tripel ale to chili and it was good. Another time I made 3 loaves of beer bread. I used a different beer in each loaf. Yuengling Lager, the tripel ale again and I "borrowed" a can of budweiser from an Uncle. After baking the lager and ale bread was very hoppy abd bitter...more so than the actual beer tastes when you drink it. The budweiser loaf was actually pretty good. I generally hate budweiser but I guess the "sweetness" of the Budweiser covered up the hops in the bread and no bitter taste at all. The recipe actually did specify "your choice of cheap beer".
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#434347 - 07/15/10 06:40 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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I hope he ate that chicken. If you look up salmonella on wikipedia, that image should appear. If anyone is registered there please upload that image.

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#434348 - 07/15/10 06:43 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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That chicken would be better fit for a Halloween mask than for human consumption.
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#434349 - 07/15/10 06:59 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Fiend, I cook with beer all the time. Mostly Guinness. You'd be amazed how versatile it is, even in Asian dishes. I still want to know why his "real beer" is contained in a caffeine free soda can.

B, I'm not using my real account to load that. Let me try to find the password for the acount I use to fuck with Fishbein's buttboy, Vinh/Morbidthoughts.

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#434350 - 07/15/10 07:10 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Please load it JB.

There is a Southern expression that, for instance, says "If you look up ""sucks gas" in Webster's you will see a picture of an Evinrude 100". I was just trying to cross platforms with that euphemism.

I'll work salmonella into conversations for a week and refer at least 30 people to that wiki page.

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#434351 - 07/15/10 07:14 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The beer can was too tall for the wire-holder so I had to funnel it into the smaller soda can:




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#434352 - 07/15/10 07:15 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Alright. Give me a while and I'll try. Right now, in keeping with the general theme of this thread, it's time to put out the garbage.

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#434353 - 07/15/10 07:26 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The chicken was a bit undercooked but still edible. 15-20 minutea more and it would have been great.

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#434354 - 07/15/10 07:45 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Yeah, maybe. Meanwhile you potentially poisoned your family or whatever other cabal of homeless people who might eat that shit.

Don't fuck around with chicken- it's the worst meat you can undercook. Especially living up there in that urban shit-hole.

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#434355 - 07/15/10 07:54 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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For the record, even the ghetto areas of Brooklyn would be embarrassed to find Panzer was living in the same Borough.

JB's public service for July, 2010:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonella#Sources_of_infection





I'm guessing the wikifags will delete the image momentarily.


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#434356 - 07/15/10 08:03 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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JB that's awesome. They will delete it and cite copyright, but we can all bask in this.

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#434357 - 07/18/10 09:23 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Real Italian Pizza, made by me. With tender pieces of REAL tender seasoned Mongolian meat:



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#434358 - 07/19/10 05:22 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Mongolian meat? Can we be a little more specific? Goat? Camel? Yak? Opium smuggler?
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#434359 - 07/19/10 05:54 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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^^^^ When traveling in China, I was always told that when the menu didn't specify what animal the meat was from, you were to assume the meat was dog. It must be the same way for Alex.

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#434360 - 07/19/10 10:44 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Mongolian meat? Can we be a little more specific? Goat? Camel? Yak? Opium smuggler?



Seasoned beef. Mongolian meat is just a marketing ploy that sounds fancy so you would buy it.

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#434361 - 07/19/10 08:10 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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#434362 - 07/25/10 06:37 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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How to snatch chicken in St. Petersburg



http://vimeo.com/13579050


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#434363 - 07/25/10 07:03 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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The sign with the ho on it was spot on.
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#434364 - 07/27/10 06:48 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Chicken noodle soup with pepperoni slices:



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#434365 - 07/27/10 07:08 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Not so good. Hope you realize that this is about the last place in the world where one should be open and trusting. BTW you seem to have some talent at baking (not so much cooking). You ought to use that talent and forget about suicide.

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#434366 - 07/27/10 08:45 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Philly Cheese Steak with all the good ingredients:





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#434367 - 07/28/10 12:53 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Philly Chicken Grilled sandwich with Red Hot Sauce, Swiss & Provolone cheeses and with other good stuff. This sandwich is really good:









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#434368 - 07/28/10 05:14 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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^ Not bad !
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#434369 - 07/28/10 07:57 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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I think I have figured out why Panzer seems to have an unlimited budget to purchase cheap cologne and cuff links with. He is being funded by PETA and various other animal rights and vegan groups to post images of his culinary skills.
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