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.... you should use the lid to cut off the Vienna sausage that lurks around somewhere in your size 48 second hand, cinnamon skid print whiteys... then feed it to your sad. lonely miserable lardy self just because it's free. You didnt know? ... that can's lid has so many uses to it. It's free!! AND TOTALLY fanfuckingtastic!



Use the lid to off your snotlings.