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...I had the worst shitting experience that I ever had. On monday at work the salsa started to kick in and I had to go home to take a shit at around 12:00PM. I then returned back to work and had to go back home again at after 3PM to take another shit. I then returned back to work and left home for the day. In total I spent over 6 hours in the subway that day. In the evening I had more of the bathroom calls, and in the night I also went once. The next day I had to call in sick, and spent a lot of times in the bathroom.



Don't American office buildings have toilets? And if they do, why would you go home to take a shit?


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I was shitting chunks of pineapple mango salsa.



You might want to consider chewing your food before you swallow it.


The toilet is too low, the stall is too narrow (I can barely move there) and the toilet paper is too narrow and too thin. There's also no magazines there at work.