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#433797 - 07/03/09 06:08 PM
Electrostatic LOOSE!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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OK. I lured her into my apartment to "move my big green couch". She only did it because I had a fake cast on, suggested that there were drugs behind it, and told her how hot I found single moms.
But, the cats seem to have helped her escape.
She's loose now. Reading her PMs.
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#433802 - 07/03/09 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Thanks, dude. I am curious as to what are the "hotspots"... (Not like where the cops are, right?) Also, who IS the best man for me? (Someone, poll it!, Go, go, go!) 
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#433805 - 07/03/09 08:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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#433806 - 07/03/09 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She hasn't a CLUE!  Maybe Monkey wants to play Shadchen!! 
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#433808 - 07/03/09 08:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#433809 - 07/03/09 08:56 PM
Re: Electrostatic LOOSE!!!
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Porn Jesus
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I talked to ES, and regardless of who wins, she agreed to let me walk her down the aisle after a sex long session of her screaming "Fuck Me, Daddy!" while I do her doggie on the wedding bed with some of Ted Bundy's favorite porn on the tube. Hope that's OK with you guys. 
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#433810 - 07/03/09 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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OK that poll sucks. Officially. I don't see fiend OR Jiraiya on it.  Re-do.
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#433811 - 07/03/09 09:41 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I thought it would be biased to place myself in the poll since I created it and to be honest I never even considered the fur-fag to be a credible candidate. I guess I was wrong. Start your own poll in a new thread of likely candidates since my attempt is inadequate.
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#433812 - 07/03/09 10:08 PM
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#433813 - 07/03/09 10:27 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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that's a bullshit poll. based on my conversations with electro, i know there should only be 4 names in it:
fiend
tatty
monkey
Coke
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#433814 - 07/03/09 11:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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My "daughter" specifically asked for all those people to be listed.
Ask her yourself.
Be nice, Kook, or I'll make her sleep with a black guy.
I'm a Jew. You know I'd do it.
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#433817 - 07/04/09 12:58 AM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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fuck is electro back?
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#433819 - 07/04/09 04:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Bitchin' fuckin poll, poppa meeeOw..  This thread reminds me of those VH1 dating shows fLavorflav'stylz... "Static Of Love"...   < I missed that emoticon. Which should be re-named :electrogigi: or :gigistatic:
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#433821 - 07/04/09 07:26 AM
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#433822 - 07/04/09 08:20 AM
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#433824 - 07/04/09 08:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Fuck the stupid poll.....everytbody is going to vote for themselves and use their alts to vote for them self. Lets cut through the stupid bullshit and just have Electro choose her favorite guy or girl on XPT!
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#433828 - 07/04/09 10:17 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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Fiend whined: Quote:
Marley is a boring skank and so not funny because she's not interested in me in the least.
fixed
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#433829 - 07/04/09 11:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe that's just Fiend's way of saying he doesn't go for hairy, full-bodied whores who do interracial swallowing and creampies. Marley's probably too busy answering Tritone endless torrent of PMs in between Video Professor lessons to give Fiend the proper attention his PMed love poems rightly deserve. 
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#433831 - 07/04/09 11:19 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Why not re-direct some attention to Marley.
Don't worry about me, girlfriend. This is totally your day. Welcome back, and please post some of Jirayla's anime-inspired love letters in the fanboi thread. Thanks in advance.
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#433832 - 07/04/09 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Why Jiraiya's?
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#433838 - 07/04/09 12:26 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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i thought you went out with freestylah
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#433839 - 07/04/09 12:33 PM
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#433841 - 07/04/09 12:42 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol was it dirty? he wears them like a zorro mask and he will steal any panties he sees laying around anywhere hes notorious for it Quote:
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i thought you went out with freestylah
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 Ohh yeah, he lives right around the corner. I already told everyone about me and Lou. I thought one of us did. 3 kids.  Anyways, good to see you around Pretty.
BTW someone offered to buy my dirty panties last night. Guess!? 
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#433842 - 07/04/09 12:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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no silly i meant her lol Quote:
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i thought you went out with freestylah
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He's coool and all but not my type....I like chicks.
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#433843 - 07/04/09 01:13 PM
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#433844 - 07/04/09 03:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol
ok im gonna guess burg then
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#433847 - 07/04/09 04:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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so grumpy lol
musta hit a nerve
sorry
i really thought you were a couple for a minute there with the way you jock her lol
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