Megan's a real shame, like god layed down two steps before the finish line, but these days with nip/tuck and hydraulics and stuff she could probably get a cool thumb extension that doubles as something.

Anyway this calls for Fuck-Marry-Kill, lobster claw edition. You gotta Fuck one, Marry One and Kill one (and no Stern didn't 'invent' this, we were already playing it back in high school)

- Megan Fox, present day with gimpy thumb


- Lisa Lipps in her prime (club thumb). I repeat in her prime, not the present day fright that looks like a death metal singer


- Bree Walker, TV news anchor from 80's/90's (lobster claws) but in her PRIME (left)


I'd have to marry Megan, fuck Bree Walker, and kill Lisa Lipps, because with the benefit of hindsight and knowing Lisa eventually morphs into a leatherface destroyer of worlds, and that i couldn't wash the experience off in the shower, i'd have to leave those spoils to C3X who's got a much stronger constitution.

also you could probably find cool stuff to do with Bree's power fists if your last name happened to be Knox.