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#43356 - 09/09/04 08:00 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Domanick Davis or Quentin Griffin plus a WR might be available for a top 10 QB...

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#43357 - 09/09/04 09:18 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Hey cub, which team are you- Reggie ho? if so why do you want another qb, steve is pretty good.
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#43358 - 09/09/04 09:42 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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I am indeed Reggie Ho Sucks.

I have Quentin Griffin sitting on the bench (can we make the 5th player an option RB/WR), and thought I could trade up at QB with him...

Nothing against you Steve, if you're listening

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#43359 - 09/09/04 09:48 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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No I don't want to confuse things by changing the league positions at this point because we have a few guys new to fantasy football. I think you should stick with what you have- mcnair is a very good qb and i have him in some of my other leagues- plus you can NEVER have enough good Rbs ( they get the most points for your team usually and you need a good backup like quentin for the bye weeks and in case of injury). But if you really want to trade go to the yahoo league page for our league and check all our rosters for who you want and send that person a trade offer- I remember someone has both Peyton and trent green i think both top notch qbs) Good luck with whatever you do.
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#43360 - 09/09/04 10:22 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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I was just begging, knew it couldn't happen 6 hours before the season began.

Reggie Ho Sucks!

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#43361 - 09/09/04 12:00 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Now, I have to ask- who the hell is Reggie ho?
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#43362 - 09/09/04 02:36 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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I think Reggie Ho was a kicker with the Dolphins?

edited so Chico won't see

Good luck Cleetus... I understand that pulling severed arteries out of your cleats can cause carpal tunnel syndrome, and the sound and the fury of Chico has officially gone mute.


Edited by smilingarab (09/09/04 03:19 PM)
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#43363 - 09/09/04 02:40 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Dammit arab don't go around fuckin up my easy points
I gave Chico one heads up on his kicker and that was all i was willing to give him- now the ass whippin begins with his wr with a leg injury or not Thanks Arab he already did well with Brady.


Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (09/10/04 02:56 PM)
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#43364 - 09/10/04 08:48 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Hey bums,losers,and victims of all ages. Havent posted cause I have some drama bullshit in my personal life right now. With that said,bring on Week 1.
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#43365 - 09/10/04 09:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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One hint before I tell you....Reggie Ho's 15 minutes of fame was in September 1988, the day before my first fantasy football draft. Every team I've has since then has been named "Reggie Ho Sucks!"

I believe he is now a doctor in St. Louis.

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#43366 - 09/10/04 06:15 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Michigan fan, huh?

Chico, I hope your shit is straightened out okay. Really.

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#43367 - 09/12/04 09:13 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Whoever picked up Bettis....GREAT move.
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#43368 - 09/12/04 11:09 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Chico signed Bettis... but unfortunately left him on the bench. I took a shot with Jackson from the Rams instead. He wound up as the short yardage back ahead of Faulk... then fumbled on his first professional carry.
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#43369 - 09/12/04 11:19 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Am I missing something? The stats say Bettis has three touchdowns so far - on five carries for one (1) yard, and all three TDs were one (1) yard.
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#43370 - 09/12/04 11:34 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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I didn't see it, but that checks out on the stats. Three 1 yd TD runs... Five carries for 1 yd. They must have all been inches.
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#43371 - 09/12/04 02:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Not all the games are settled yet, far from it, but we can draw some general conclusions.

AMAdude, you are owned.

Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus.

Cleetus vs. Chico =
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#43372 - 09/12/04 07:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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my jizz moppers really "cleaned" up after themselves.

That was some incredible stats that Bettis put up.

So, who was Sundays impact player???
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#43373 - 09/13/04 01:05 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
Quote:

Domanick Davis or Quentin Griffin plus a WR might be available for a top 10 QB...



Griffin did damn good today. But its all about Mr. Shawn Alexander!!!!

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#43374 - 09/13/04 06:32 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Not all the games are settled yet, far from it, but we can draw some general conclusions.

AMAdude, you are owned.

Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus.

Cleetus vs. Chico =





Yeah, close game though.
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#43375 - 09/13/04 07:45 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Cleetus..come out and play. Cleetus...where are you? I did as I said I would. I beat Feetus and nothing and I mean nothing, can change that. You became another victim. Little Porn Valley is next. What a way to start the season. You will be 0-2 after our matchup. The Chico express is just getting warmed up. See you Sunday.
( I may not post often for awhile,untill I clear some shit,but you guys have fun with the smack talking)
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#43376 - 09/13/04 08:06 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Chico- the weekend isnt over- I have Ahman green and the carolina defense tonight and it is very possible that you will be eating crow this time tomorrow.
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#43377 - 09/13/04 08:19 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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No, I have spoken!
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#43378 - 09/13/04 08:37 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Well all I 'm saying is you might have to speak again tommorrow
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#43379 - 09/13/04 07:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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(cleetus) (chico)
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#43380 - 09/13/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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I didn't see it, but that checks out on the stats. Three 1 yd TD runs... Five carries for 1 yd. They must have all been inches.




I watched the game, they gave the ball to him at the 1 yard like 3 times and he carried a couple other times for lost yardage.
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#43381 - 09/13/04 07:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus.






Not really, Curtis Martin and Terrel Owens had freakish performances. He got 42 points from those two alone.
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#43382 - 09/13/04 07:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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That's true, but the fucker almost broke 100 points, and was going up against Culpepper (who was worth 30+ points himself). And wound up picking Washington's defense off of waivers at the last possible minute.

This is why I don't gamble anymore, folks. Outside of losing a law license and becoming a whore for the Outfit, that is.
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#43383 - 09/13/04 07:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Chico stinks. I wish i had the huge arguement with him before i decided not to play in the cleetus league. My smack talk would be great, i just beat chico like he beats a woman with low self worth. Chico just tasted my back hand like one of the strippers he pimps out.



(rob longshot) (chico)
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#43384 - 09/13/04 08:09 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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(cleetus) (chico)





I don't think I can add anything to this- it says it all- thanks Arab
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#43385 - 09/13/04 09:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Congrats Cleetus. You won this one,but hey, in nine weeks... I get redemption.
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#43386 - 09/13/04 09:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Hey, everybody has a chance every week- Tony may actually beat me this week........but i doubt it

Don't forget to join the weekly picks group on yahoo( see new thread) maybe you can whup up on me there....but i doubt it
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#43387 - 09/14/04 09:20 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Michigan fan, huh?




Nope, just a Notre Dame hater and a Big 10 guy

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#43388 - 09/29/04 08:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Ok, I suck so far but hope to improve. But what I want to know is Where Is Chico? He hasn't posted in a while. I hope he is ok.
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#43389 - 09/29/04 05:11 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
My team sux. But I should have had my bench QB in there. He had 13 points while Michael Vick had -1 !!
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#43390 - 09/29/04 05:44 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
The good news robert, is that these things can turn around rather quickly so there is hope.
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#43391 - 10/04/04 09:45 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/10/04
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Loc: 35-0 29KO
is anyone even going to cum close to beating me? Last week, I would have beat my opponent using my QB alone. This is kinda getting boring. MUAHAHAHA
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#43392 - 10/04/04 12:23 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/06/04
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FUCK! I forgot to adjust my team. Most of my guys are on bye week. That's gonna set me back a few spots.

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#43393 - 10/04/04 01:54 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Quote:

Quote:



Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus.






Not really, Curtis Martin and Terrel Owens had freakish performances. He got 42 points from those two alone.




I'm still owning all you mofo's. mofo, so shut up bitch, OWNED
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#43394 - 10/04/04 03:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Posts: 1630
Loc: SoCal
I am getting my asssssss kicked.
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#43395 - 10/04/04 04:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Man My team is disappointing so far- stinking Duece Mcallister sucka ass- sucked then got hurt- will probably return and suck some more. I think it is the curse of ricky williams who duece replaced
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#43396 - 10/06/04 04:48 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
O.K, guys. After a shakey 0-2 start, I'm in the middle of the pack. Season is still too early to determine a clear winner. On the next post, I will resume the smack talk because NO ONE IS DOING IT! You all have been put on notice.
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#43397 - 10/06/04 05:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Nothing to smack talk really, its been that damn easy for me so far. O yah, finatic, sux ur McNabb isn't starting, looks like another cake walk for me this week.
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#43398 - 10/06/04 05:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Chico, what the hell happened i thought you killed yourself after that start
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#43399 - 10/07/04 06:49 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Chico, what the hell happened i thought you killed yourself after that start



That what does not kill me makes me stronger. BTW-Week 9- your ass is mine. Redemption.
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#43400 - 10/07/04 11:16 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
My ass stinks you wouldn't want it
I doubt that I will lose anyway
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#43401 - 10/07/04 02:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Chico promo- " There is one reason and one reason your ass stinks-FEAR. You have fear that Chico will anhilate you in week 9. This is how it went. You had visions of a terrible thrashing. Then the belly started rumbling. Aches and pains followed. Then you realized you crapped in your pants because you knew deep down, lightning cant strike twice.
You are on a downwind spiral, my friend. But I like you, so I will only kick you once,while your down. Chico has spoken!
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#43402 - 10/09/04 03:55 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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jizz mopper will taste defeat for the first time when the finatic kicks his ass

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#43403 - 10/09/04 04:28 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Good luck to you- somebody needs to beat him
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#43404 - 10/10/04 08:20 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
No one will beat me. When I beat u all, u better hook me up with a hot porn bitch to fuck and u all watch and tell me I'm the best and how sexy I am.
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#43405 - 10/13/04 05:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

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Posts: 47
final score the finatic 57 jizz mopper 56

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