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#433773 - 07/03/09 05:23 PM Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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#433774 - 07/03/09 05:39 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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if you find a close up of Megan Fox's face that has not been touched up, you'll find that she has craters from acne scarring
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#433775 - 07/03/09 06:01 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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I am not sure what all the hubub is about that chick, Jolie strikes me as sexy woman up for nearly anything plus they can make her look hot in her flicks.
Then again I prefer Kim Richards from the flick Tuff Turf so what do i know



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#433776 - 07/03/09 06:04 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Kim Richards




CHRIST, she was ADORABLE!!




How are you on Amy Dolenz?

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#433777 - 07/03/09 06:11 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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SHe is hot but I have always had a thing for Kim ever since Hello Larry, she was one of my first crushes
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#433778 - 07/03/09 06:27 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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My first crush was Melanie Griffith in "The Drowning Pool" and "Smile" which I saw on early HBO. [I didn't see "Night Moves", where the pic below is from, until years and years later].



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#433779 - 07/03/09 06:55 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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if you find a close up of Megan Fox's face that has not been touched up, you'll find that she has craters from acne scarring




Some visible in these shots:


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#433780 - 07/03/09 07:28 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Megan Fox has gross freakish thumbs.
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#433781 - 07/03/09 07:31 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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#433782 - 07/03/09 08:28 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Ick.

She's the #1 hottest?

Time to build a dishwasher/time machine to go back in time and visit Racquel Welch, Ann Margaret, Patti Macguire, Jane Seymour, Barbara Carrera, Barbara Bach (good job, Ringo!), Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, ad infinitum...



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#433783 - 07/03/09 08:29 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Did she lose her real thumb in a tractor accident?

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#433784 - 07/03/09 08:41 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Elvis and Ann Margaret:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fH02JqpDE

(He's kind of a creepy stalker, but he can play guitar.)

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#433785 - 07/03/09 08:46 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Racquel Welch trying to sing and dance around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFzObHzcJfk

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#433786 - 07/03/09 08:48 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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I call dibs on the young Susan Blakely.

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#433787 - 07/04/09 02:57 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Then again I prefer Kim Richards from the flick Tuff Turf so what do i know





You know she's in Black Snake Moan, right? The writer/director sought her out just for the role. He had the same idea as you.
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#433788 - 07/04/09 08:33 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Then again I prefer Kim Richards from the flick Tuff Turf so what do i know





You know she's in Black Snake Moan, right? The writer/director sought her out just for the role. He had the same idea as you.




No, i didn't Faceblaster, thanks for the heads up- I'll have to dig my copy up again
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#433789 - 07/04/09 11:33 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Elvis and Ann Margaret:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fH02JqpDE

(He's kind of a creepy stalker, but he can play guitar.)




I love that video and that movie....Ann Margret, was hot as Georgia asphalt in that one.

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#433790 - 07/05/09 09:28 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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both are fucking overrated

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#433791 - 07/06/09 10:50 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Great call , was going to mention that, she has clumbed thumbs, its like a weird midget digit. I mean everyone here would fuck her, but it would be very unsettling to see/feel that stumpy thumb rubbing back and forth on one's penis.
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#433792 - 07/07/09 12:22 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Megan's a real shame, like god layed down two steps before the finish line, but these days with nip/tuck and hydraulics and stuff she could probably get a cool thumb extension that doubles as something.

Anyway this calls for Fuck-Marry-Kill, lobster claw edition. You gotta Fuck one, Marry One and Kill one (and no Stern didn't 'invent' this, we were already playing it back in high school)

- Megan Fox, present day with gimpy thumb


- Lisa Lipps in her prime (club thumb). I repeat in her prime, not the present day fright that looks like a death metal singer


- Bree Walker, TV news anchor from 80's/90's (lobster claws) but in her PRIME (left)


I'd have to marry Megan, fuck Bree Walker, and kill Lisa Lipps, because with the benefit of hindsight and knowing Lisa eventually morphs into a leatherface destroyer of worlds, and that i couldn't wash the experience off in the shower, i'd have to leave those spoils to C3X who's got a much stronger constitution.

also you could probably find cool stuff to do with Bree's power fists if your last name happened to be Knox.

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#433793 - 07/09/09 08:05 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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I mean everyone here would fuck her, but it would be very unsettling to see/feel that stumpy thumb rubbing back and forth on one's penis.




That's why you have to insist on the "no hands" bj.
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#433794 - 07/09/09 08:37 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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Great call , was going to mention that, she has clumbed thumbs, its like a weird midget digit. I mean everyone here would fuck her, but it would be very unsettling to see/feel that stumpy thumb rubbing back and forth on one's penis.



Deal breaker..cant mess with fucked up fingers or toes, cant do it. It would be like this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

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#433795 - 07/14/09 08:01 AM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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I think megan fox is super hot , and if anyone else does you can find about 60 of her latest pics at http://hitwgang.com/ , but you need to save them in a week or you have to pay the site for back dated pics . The site is more foot and leg picture orientated , but you can find alot of really good pics of female celebrities there .

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#433796 - 07/15/09 10:06 PM Re: Megan Fox VS. Angelina Jolie (Pics)
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I'd pick Bree Olson or Sasha Grey over these two over-hyped bimbos anyday.

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