His, posted about 56983 times:

The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.








Ours, posted twice:

The previous post was made by an drunk old man obsessed with a tweeker mother too young to make decisions for herself. Every post made by him is time taken away from his neglected wife and kids. He chooses to lock himself in the basement, whip it out, sign on to AIM and XPT instead of interacting with his flesh and blood.

Please help his family by ignoring his compulsion to act like an internet tough guy while stroking it to Smelly Monkey's alt.


Thanks kindly. <3



He said "please", but not "thanks". You decide.