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#433723 - 07/03/09 03:39 PM
To all the Americans on here
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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What are you doing for the 4th of July? Whatever you do....Have a Safe and Fun One!!!  PS: Don't blow any fingers offf, but if you do take pics off it, and post it 
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#433724 - 07/03/09 03:52 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I was in a car wreck 4 days ago. I plan on taking pain pills and whining all day long.
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#433725 - 07/03/09 04:51 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Remember kids, Fireworks and Alcohol Don't Mix. Fireworks and Shrooms is the way to go.
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#433726 - 07/03/09 06:04 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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I'll probably do the same thing that I did last year; watch the DC fireworks on TV despite the fact that I could walk outside and watch them from my place along the Potomac. I will, of course, be drinking.
Actually this thread should be moved to A World Outside Porn.
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#433727 - 07/03/09 06:32 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I'll be downloading pirated porn. What else?  Actually I might motivate and see what's going on with the Weehawken 4th celebration. They are closing Boulevard East, shutting down the ferry and threatening to skip the Weehawken light-rail stop if the crowds for the Hudson fireworks get too big. They've banned us from watching on our roofs. And, they are actually going to TICKET people who do. I'm thinking of clearing a path so I can climb onto the fire escape and see if they throw me off.
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#433728 - 07/03/09 06:39 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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A friend of ours invited us over to his house because he's having a party. I usually dislike such things but this time I don't mind because this guy has a big house so I figure there will be plenty of distractions.
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#433729 - 07/04/09 11:30 AM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Going to a party at 4pm, looking forward to it, people I havent seen in ages, good food, beer, wine & champage, and party favors 
Have a good one yall, enjoy, stay safe, happy & healthy. 
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#433731 - 07/04/09 11:50 AM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^^^I fucking love Halloween!!!
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Going to a party at 4pm, looking forward to it, people I havent seen in ages, good food, beer, wine & champage, and party favors
Have a good one yall, enjoy, stay safe, happy & healthy.
Thanks Gyppy!!! It's not everyday we AmeriKKKans get to celebrate all things that shoot up.
 Happy 4th, fuckers!    
PS. < Gypsy on 4th of July.
Edited by electrostatic (07/04/09 11:51 AM)
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#433732 - 07/04/09 03:32 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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^^^I fucking love Halloween!!!
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Going to a party at 4pm, looking forward to it, people I havent seen in ages, good food, beer, wine & champage, and party favors
Have a good one yall, enjoy, stay safe, happy & healthy.
Thanks Gyppy!!! It's not everyday we AmeriKKKans get to celebrate all things that shoot up.
Happy 4th, fuckers!
PS. < Gypsy on 4th of July.
HOW RUDE, Im at a party on someone else's computer. You're a fucking idiot , these people are clean people, they dont use drugs, and I dont either, unless you consider smoking pot using, then yes some will say I still use, I dont even know why I am answering/responding to you. But I guess I missed you so that's why.
When I did shoot up, I did it in the privacy of my own home and you would never ever know... I dont nod and could totally get away with it. Yeah Im that good. The only thing shooting up will be the fireworks, and I have an M-80 that I am going to pretend Im sticking it up your ass and then I will catch you when you fall back down. See and you say I dont like you.
Whatever ho, enjoy your 4th and dont eat too much.
XOXOXOXO 
And this is Gypsy on the 4th  , I know you missed my manly ways....I missed you too.  
I bought a beautiful bouquet of flowers, (red, white & blue), and 2 bottles of champagne, 1 of Roederer Estate Brut and 1 Vueve Clicqot, they were thrilled.
Have a good one Electro, be safe silly and dont mix meth & alcohol. 
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#433733 - 07/04/09 03:41 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Anonymous
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I was in a car wreck 4 days ago. I plan on taking pain pills and whining all day long.
man u read my mind...except for the car wreck thing...sorry 2 hear.....
anyway off to pillsville
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#433734 - 07/04/09 03:50 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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HOW RUDE, Im at a party on someone else's computer. You're a fucking idiot , these people are clean people, they dont use drugs, and I dont either, unless you consider smoking pot using, then yes some will say I still use, I dont even know why I am answering/responding to you. But I guess I missed you so that's why.
When I did shoot up, I did it in the privacy of my own home and you would never ever know... I dont nod and could totally get away with it. Yeah Im that good. The only thing shooting up will be the fireworks, and I have an M-80 that I am going to pretend Im sticking it up your ass and then I will catch you when you fall back down. See and you say I dont like you.
Whatever ho, enjoy your 4th and dont eat too much.
XOXOXOXO
And this is Gypsy on the 4th , I know you missed my manly ways....I missed you too.
I bought a beautiful bouquet of flowers, (red, white & blue), and 2 bottles of champagne, 1 of Roederer Estate Brut and 1 Vueve Clicqot, they were thrilled.
Have a good one Electro, be safe silly and dont mix meth & alcohol.
Aaaaand...She slips on my banana peel, yet again.
Fuck yeah, got you good, puta! A simple "No static it doesn't bother me." and a cute little " " would have been fanfuckintastic. I am not reading all of that. Here I thought I was losing my soft and gentle touch. (You'd like that wouldn't you?) 
**The bolded: stupidity.
PS. Mark_J, I can't help it, see how easy it is? I say jump and the cow shoots for the moon.
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#433736 - 07/04/09 07:36 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I will post my day in the Fatman thread.
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#433738 - 07/04/09 08:58 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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What are you doing for the 4th of July?
Whatever you do....Have a Safe and Fun One!!!
PS: Don't blow any fingers offf, but if you do take pics off it, and post it
Exactly right!!
Enjoy the fireworks and beer (seriously, please do not drink and drive-take a cab or crash at the party)
Also, let some one else light the fireworks- that way you will still have all your fingers to work the camera!!
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME-GO TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE INSTEAD 
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#433739 - 07/04/09 09:29 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Canceled. http://www.columbian.com/article/20090704/NEWS02/707049968/Fort+Vancouver+s+dark++but+it+isn+t+defeated""I have been attending the Fourth of July fireworks since I can remember walking," the 46-year-old Vancouver resident said Friday. But not this year. For the first Independence Day since 1962, the skies over Fort Vancouver will be dark tonight. "My friends, my family, are all up in the air about what to do," Flora said. "It’s just horrible to drive down there and see the sign, the big sandwich board, that says, ‘Remember, no July 4 fireworks.’ "That’s kind of disheartening. It’s very, very discouraging. And it’s a real letdown for the city of Vancouver." For decades, the fireworks show, once touted as the biggest west of the Mississippi River, was Vancouver’s signature event. This year, it’s a casualty of rising costs and dwindling financial support. Vancouver is hardly alone as communities across the country cancel or pare fireworks shows as they scrape for every dollar during a sour economy. The New York Times and Newsweek contacted the Fort Vancouver National Trust for comment on the Vancouver show’s demise, as part of coverage of a nationwide trend toward fewer flashes and bangs this holiday."
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#433742 - 07/05/09 01:04 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Yeah you're the Michael Jackson of XPT Electro, dontcha know that without you, this board will close down, that commotion at the Staples Ctr was actually for you.....Ummmm I dont eat bananas.  Yeah you win. Call my name 3x and I appear, you're such a smart cookie. What does your fortune say? Once again time to take a long break from XPT.....it's boring, boring, boring...YAWN 
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#433743 - 07/05/09 02:57 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#433744 - 07/05/09 03:12 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#433746 - 07/05/09 03:42 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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#433748 - 07/05/09 05:06 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It will be interesting to see how this works out for you. Not well, I predict.
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#433749 - 07/05/09 05:13 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^I'll be fine! Did you think I would obsess and watch you win? Nah. Just make sure you lock the door and keep the cumrag near by. Let me know how things went before you sign out you always leave so abruptly, no need for guilt, uncle B!. Were all adults here. (Maybe) I'll be around.
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#433750 - 07/05/09 05:51 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I didn't intend to repeat this comment, but:
Don't be a retard.
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#433751 - 07/05/09 06:03 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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It will be interesting to see how this works out for you. Not well, I predict.
<3
PS. I didn't intend to repeat this comment, but: Keep obsessing, I'll be here, dancing in glee.
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#433753 - 07/05/09 06:34 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Electro is easy to get along with.
She's just a bored little girl who needs to be entertained.
So far her favorite story series seems to revolve around this character who's a distant relative of Curious George, and who happens to own his own cage.
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#433754 - 07/05/09 06:39 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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George Clooney is a cage fighter!? OMG, hotness. I am a little girl. I am sorry.  Friendsies?
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#433757 - 07/05/09 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Much less interesting than that.
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#433759 - 07/05/09 08:10 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Oh, Chuckie. I don't know how to please you. I try. We all do. All 6-7 of us. It's all we want. I'm sad now. No riddles, BTW, in fact there is nothing to my posts. Ever.
Touch my butt or something, maybe I will feel a little better.
Boryngo whined:
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Much less interesting than that.
You seem to have an infatuation with how uninteresting I am and how much you hate my posts but yet can't not read them. Keep in mind we talk almost daily on AIM. That's not obsessive at all. But when you hate someone and have songs that remind you of them. Yikes.
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#433760 - 07/05/09 08:31 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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Don't be a retard.
The previous post was made by an drunk old man obsessed with a tweeker mother too young to make decisions for herself. Every post made by him is time taken away from his neglected wife and kids. He chooses to lock himself in the basement, whip it out, sign on to AIM and XPT instead of interacting with his flesh and blood.
Please help his family by ignoring his compulsion to act like an internet tough guy while stroking it to Smelly Monkey's alt.
Thanks kindly. <3
 
Wow...Remind me not to piss you off Electro
Her reply was actually a reply that Bornyo used to type , but in a different wording about her .
Somebody needs to be a little more inventive
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#433761 - 07/05/09 08:42 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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His, posted about 56983 times:The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood. Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board. Ours, posted twice:The previous post was made by an drunk old man obsessed with a tweeker mother too young to make decisions for herself. Every post made by him is time taken away from his neglected wife and kids. He chooses to lock himself in the basement, whip it out, sign on to AIM and XPT instead of interacting with his flesh and blood. Please help his family by ignoring his compulsion to act like an internet tough guy while stroking it to Smelly Monkey's alt. Thanks kindly. <3 He said "please", but not "thanks".  You decide.
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#433762 - 07/05/09 08:45 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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This would have worked out a lot better if Bornyo had just shown a photo of his tits.
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#433768 - 07/10/09 03:21 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Take the stick out of your ass and shut up.
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#433769 - 07/10/09 03:29 PM
Re: To all the Americans on here
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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The reality is that everybody (Canadians, Mexicans, etc, etc) know who people are referring to when they use the term "Americans". It really isn't an issue at all. Nobody is insulted, nobody is shouting to change the meaning. It is an non-issue.
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