mr. hardcore has perhaps run out of ideas for "max"-related gimmick titles, having named his latest series of adult films fuck puppets. it seemed to me like a somewhat generic title at first, but after consideration i believe it to be the ultimate max hardcore film title. mr. hardcore has created and refined a type of female character that is little more than a puppet, bearing no resemblance whatsoever to a real person. of course, this can be said about much pornography, that it creates a world where women exist for no other reason that to fulfill male sexual desires, but this is more than that. in max hardcore's world, not only do women exist purely to satisfy the predatory urges of mr. hardcore, but they don't even know it. they are tricked, coerced, physically forced. often they will profess to have never had sex before, sometimes not knowing what a penis is. they are blank slates, max hardcore must explain to them what he's doing at all times. he must tell them that this is his fuckstick, and he's going to ram it in their shitpipe. all they know is that they do not like it. ("please, stop it, mister! it hurts!") he dresses them up in clothes nobody wears. he directs the sex act, on camera, as it is taking place. he manhandles them, forcing them into the positions he wants. he does this one weird thing where he holds open one of their eyes while he's jerking off in their faces. he tells them to arch their backs, point their toes, relax and let his little cock go all the way down their throats. he even, audibly, feeds them dialogue. he tells them to say that it hurts, that they want to be models, that no cocks has ever been in there before, mister. he violently takes real women and makes them into his fuck puppets.

jenna james is mr. hardcore's newest find, apparently. i never really cared for ms. rivera, but this chick made me nostalgic for that whore. no set-up on this one, really. she's there, for some reason, he tells her they make adult films, and it's on. mr. hardcore seems possibly impaired as they are talking. ms. james seems to be up for most anything. it's like the idea is that she really believes this is her ticket to stardom. she overacts something fierce, pronouncing every syllable of words like "mister" or "skinny" as if she had a grudge against them. she never takes her eyes off the camera for more than a couple seconds. even when mr. hardcore is gag-factoring her brutally, her eyes are wide open, gazing hungrily into the camera. her favorite line is, "that feels soooo good!" once she even remembered what the deal was for a second, long enough to say that mr. hardcore's penis in her butt was painful, then directly followed by saying "oooh its so nice," or something. about halfway through the scene she must have remembered that she had this rapid tongue flicking trick she wanted to show off, because she spent the rest of the scene doing it whenever she had a chance. but she does all the stuff she's supposed to in a max hardcore scene. when she's done she seems very pleased with herself.

next is skylar james. she wants to be a model, something. mr. hardcore actually does a nice job in this scene of explaining what's going on to ms. james, in a way that makes some kind of sense in this world, to get her comfortable fucking him. he even lets her go down on him gently for a couple seconds before he grabs her head and they get hardcore. he's very rough with her, spearing her bottom with meanness. he spears her mouth with meanness, as well. he pretty much spreads the meanness around, really. lots of meanness in this scene. he keeps telling her he doesn't care if it hurts. ms. james has a large bandage on her stomach. they stop fuckin for a second so he can teach her how to smoke, which is scandalous. that's it, it goes nowhere. i think he might fuck her for a few seconds while she smokes, but not much else. i mean, i'm not into smoking, but it that all there is? doesn't he at least usually piss in their smoke-filled mouths? whatever, in the extras you see her smoking a cigarette like it's nothing, so it was all a big lie, anyway.

last scene has mya nichole, and jenna james again. i know there's that thread where people are lamenting the sad state of affairs regarding ms. nichole and her appearance, and there are some unfortunate looks there, but i think she looks pretty good in this scene, especially relative to the women in most max hardcore films. too skinny, sure, but you get what you get in a max hardcore movie. she's actually the biggest one of the group in this film, which is pretty scary. anyway, she's an exotic dancer. mr. hardcore might have something to do with that, i can't remember. they do it. mr. hardcore, as he is throatfucking her, tells her he is teaching her how to "throat dance." after working ms. nichole over for a little bit, ms. james shows up. this is when the scene totally goes to hell. it's seriously unwatchable. ms. james is just blabbing on and on and camera whoring to such a degree that it makes ms. rivera look bashful. i understand that they are taking still pictures and she needs to pose for that, but dang. i was possibly projecting, but i swear ms. nichole was looking at her like, "this bitch crazy." mr. hardcore holds ms. nichole in some kind of weird half-nelson body grip thing while ms. james fingers her vagina and booty. i have no idea what that was supposed to be about. fingering? isn't it supposed to be all fisting in max hardcore movies? it wasn't even like it was four fingers, it was just one. then she was lightly slapping and blowing on ms. nichole's cooch. for real. i'm all about the throatfucking, so i don't really care, but i was still just like, what is all this about? mr. hardcore has ms. james stick her fingers down ms. nicholes throat to induce vomiting, so he can come, and it's over. i was very disappointed in this scene. it seemed like it was going to be pretty good, then ms. james showed up.

the behind the scenes was just exit interviews where he asks them if they were made to do anything they didn't want to do, whether it was drugs going on, and so on. one of the questions he asks is if the young lady feels pressured to answer the questions in a way that will please mr. hardcore just so she can get her paycheck and leave. they all say no, of course not. the joke is supposed to be, it's obvious they are saying no, of course not, because that's what he wants them to say, and they're saying it so they can finish the interview and get the hell out of there, away from the scary rapist max hardcore.

So basically there's no way in hell that anyone can believe the girls unless they say it was a horrible experience. It's lose/lose for Max no matter what.