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I think she has some sort of permanent brain damage because she keeps calling me late at night asking for "favours." I don't know what she wants but it's getting on my nerves.



You have a metallic taste in your mouth and are suffering from auditory hallucinations (also known as synesthesia).

Canadian dick chiggers are marching upwards towards your lungs, heart, then your thorax.

Since Conan O'Brien has taken over the Burbank studio, you have been banned, and roughed up at least twice.

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