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#433303 - 07/01/09 11:14 PM MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Registered: 01/26/09
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Monkey said if I do this, it will keep him alive just that much longer. I'll do anything for the guy.

Before anybody screams injustice at me posting private messages and emails... don't worry, I'll edit the names out if I need to.


I get some crazy mail. It makes me laugh, it creeps me out, sometimes it turns me on. I get jesus-freaks, creepy old men, and a handful of submissive males too. Can't forget all the cock-pictures. I won't post those here, but at Monkey's suggestion, I'll post some of the more entertaining stuff.



I just got to my friend requests after a long time and this guy wants to be my friend. I think it's more like he wants to lug around my hoe gear around and take 10% for it.






Next: Incestuous Freak's Message:
Quote:

yeah you look just like her shes only 13 years old but she has you face and beutiful eys and everything she has the same exact long hair you have and the same color hair and eyes AND SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODESS AND SHE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURES I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER BUT I KNEW IT WASENT MY SISTER CAUSE IF IT WAS IT WOULD HAVE FELT NASTY LOOKING AT MY SISITER IN THAT KIND OF WAY AND SHE IS INTO MODELING AND I KNOW SHE WILL BE A GREAT BEUTIFUL MODEL WHEN SHES AN ADULT OF COURSE LOL








I invite everyone to discuss as well as post their weird fanmail here (that means you, Gia, Cameron, Janet, and Christian too) and I will be periodically bumping this thread whenever I feel like it. Enjoy.
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#433304 - 07/01/09 11:19 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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ohhhhh god this one makes me and should have been included in the original post.
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Thanks for the add beautiful. Did you know that smoking weed is dangerous. Breathing smoke is bad for you, whether it's tobacco smoke, pot smoke, opium smoke or a brush fire. It deprives your brain of oxygen temporarily and roasts your lungs. It is, as Spock might say, "most illogical." So don't do it.

And did you know porn can send your soul to hell for violating the sanctuary of the holy spirit- your body



friend of Lubben?
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#433305 - 07/02/09 12:20 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Swami, is that you?







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#433306 - 07/02/09 12:56 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Im going to come out and say this thread has the potential to be the GREATEST thread of all time and not just in xpt history, and id like to applaud Marley for having the stones to post them, brilliant.


Quote:

yeah you look just like her shes only 13 years old but she has you face and beutiful eys and everything she has the same exact long hair you have and the same color hair and eyes AND SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODESS AND SHE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURES I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER BUT I KNEW IT WASENT MY SISTER CAUSE IF IT WAS IT WOULD HAVE FELT NASTY LOOKING AT MY SISITER IN THAT KIND OF WAY AND SHE IS INTO MODELING AND I KNOW SHE WILL BE A GREAT BEUTIFUL MODEL WHEN SHES AN ADULT OF COURSE LOL





Jesus Jeremy Irons Christ, id love to see what this guy looks like or better yet be a fly on the (bathroom) wall while sis is taking a shower with the door slightly ajar

"Lolita, I Might be a sick pervert, but at least im not drawn to you because you look like my 12 year old sister"




Quote:

Thanks for the add beautiful. Did you know that smoking weed is dangerous. Breathing smoke is bad for you, whether it's tobacco smoke, pot smoke, opium smoke or a brush fire. It deprives your brain of oxygen temporarily and roasts your lungs. It is, as Spock might say, "most illogical." So don't do it.

And did you know porn can send your soul to hell for violating the sanctuary of the holy spirit- your body






Nothing gets the panties wet faster then quoting star trek in your "you shouldn't smoke" spiel.



So much to love about eric, and like swami he too is from boston, he also has his own radio show, Swami still reads here and you know eric will be getting a message from him in the near future.
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#433307 - 07/02/09 01:10 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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I love how the fat toad in that picture is talking about being sexy.

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#433308 - 07/02/09 01:12 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Wait, he does have a sly smile and is cocking his head a bit. Is that a 'come-hither' look he's doing?

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#433309 - 07/02/09 04:13 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

creepy old men




I resent being called "old"!
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#433311 - 07/02/09 04:54 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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yeah you look just like her shes only 13 years old but she has you face and beutiful eys and everything she has the same exact long hair you have and the same color hair and eyes AND SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODESS AND SHE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURES I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER BUT I KNEW IT WASENT MY SISTER CAUSE IF IT WAS IT WOULD HAVE FELT NASTY LOOKING AT MY SISITER IN THAT KIND OF WAY AND SHE IS INTO MODELING AND I KNOW SHE WILL BE A GREAT BEUTIFUL MODEL WHEN SHES AN ADULT OF COURSE LOL





Notice how this guy's writing turns to caps... I can sense his excitement growing as he starts to visualize his little sister's long flowing hair and those eyes of hers...

Quote:


Jesus Jeremy Irons Christ, id love to see what this guy looks like




I've been thinking about adding links along with these... but that would be kinda fucked up, right?


Quote:


Swami still reads here





That would explain why I don't get any more messages from him....


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#433312 - 07/02/09 05:03 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Zaftig MM: Which do you find more disturbing: The fact that she's his sister or the fact that she's only thir-fucking-teen?
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#433313 - 07/02/09 05:17 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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The fact that she's his sister. For sure.

Something's in the water these days. I see all these little girls trying to look older, and they totally do.
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#433314 - 07/02/09 07:01 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

Im going to come out and say this thread has the potential to be the GREATEST thread of all time and not just in xpt history, and id like to applaud Marley for having the stones to post them, brilliant.




I agree. We need more of this.

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#433315 - 07/03/09 11:39 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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The fact that she's his sister. For sure.

Something's in the water these days. I see all these little girls trying to look older, and they totally do.




Parents these days seem to have no problem with their little girl dressing like she should be working a corner. I don't fucking get it.

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#433316 - 07/03/09 11:51 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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I can't judge the guy in the movie. I might also be driven to the marry the old bag mom for an opportunity to molest Dominique.
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#433317 - 07/03/09 03:08 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:


Parents these days seem to have no problem with their little girl dressing like she should be working a corner. I don't fucking get it.





These would be the same parents who think that Grand Theft Auto 4 is a perfectly appropriate game for a seven year old.
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#433318 - 07/03/09 03:22 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Oh, I love the fat-fuck Sox fan and his message.

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#433319 - 07/04/09 07:08 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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This thread is lacking fanboy messages, big timesssss



Quote:

I can't judge the guy in the movie. I might also be driven to the marry the old bag mom for an opportunity to molest Dominique.




What ever happened to her? Drugs , I hope. (2 minutes later) yep





A little off point but if anyone gets the chance get the lolita remake on dvd and check out her audition on the special features, I could never get sick of seeing Jeremy Irons slapping a 14 year old girl at 80% of his strength, and then asking her to turn his elbow pretending its a door handle, odd.
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#433320 - 07/04/09 10:46 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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^^^^ Lolita Audtion on YouTube:

CLICK ME

Murder me. Murder me like you murdered my mother.
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#433321 - 07/04/09 10:57 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Paul's meltdown has progressed slowly throughout the last couple of months. Poor thing. I regret deleting his unsettling blog comments now, there would have been so much more to share.













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#433322 - 07/04/09 11:25 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Posts: 2056
Ecce Homo after 40 years of feminism, political correctness and gender mainstreaming.
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#433323 - 07/05/09 09:22 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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I'm not saying I think I'm high up in your circle of friends





It must get mightly cold for kuiper belts objects in orbit around Marley. Especially since she isn't all that bright a star.
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#433324 - 07/05/09 01:28 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Back in the early 90's when I was just a young shaver of like 24, my wife used to have a little cottage business of doing personalized videos and photosets that we marketed throught swinger's magazines (this was the days before the interwebs). Some of the mail she used to get was fucking fantastic. Dudes in prison, creepy fetish dudes, dudes who'd show up at the mailbox place where she'd pick up the mail. I'll hunt around and see if I can find any of the letters and transcribe them here.

No, I wasn't a suitcase pimp. We both had real jobs and she was doing this for a little extra cash and to work out some exhibitionist tendencies. Although it did put a new roof on our house.

Barry
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#433325 - 07/07/09 04:10 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

I get some crazy mail. It makes me laugh, it creeps me out, sometimes it turns me on. I get jesus-freaks, creepy old men, and a handful of submissive males too. Can't forget all the cock-pictures. I won't post those here, but at Monkey's suggestion, I'll post some of the more entertaining stuff.




This is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff"? That says more about you than about the people who wrote it. The 'pathetic' in the title of this thread is more appropriate for yourself than for anyone else.

If this is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff", I so do not want to see the rest. It sucks big time so far. Very big time.
Some say this kind of thread has potential and I think I agree with that (even though I'm not a supporter of posting more 'private' material as emails or private messages). But I also think it takes a porn whore of somewhat bigger fame instead of a third-rate, trailer trashy, THC addicted fatso, who looks like a stranded whale.

Three years from now.......



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#433326 - 07/07/09 04:42 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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If you don't like it, don't look. Don't make life too difficult for yourself.
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#433327 - 07/07/09 11:29 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

This is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff"? That says more about you than about the people who wrote it. The 'pathetic' in the title of this thread is more appropriate for yourself than for anyone else.

If this is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff", I so do not want to see the rest. It sucks big time so far. Very big time.





I found it interesting, you might not like marley but I can't see how that thread isnt interesting, its like a POV from a porn star dealing with obsessive obese fans. I mean I can't think of a person I find more repulsive in every single way than sammura, but I still enjoy some of her posts, I can't remember my old man's birthday but I can remember sammura telling kyoto that his place smells like catfood and cornchips, to each their own I guess.
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#433328 - 07/07/09 11:35 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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A few disturbing phrases used in search engines to find my blog, from Google analytics:

"marley mason real name"
"real name marley mason"
"marley mason escort"
"escort available marley mason"
"address marley mason"
"phone number marley mason"
"marley mason in los angeles"





Edited by MarleyMason (07/07/09 11:36 PM)
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#433329 - 07/08/09 05:27 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

A little off point but if anyone gets the chance get the lolita remake on dvd and check out her audition on the special features, I could never get sick of seeing Jeremy Irons slapping a 14 year old girl at 80% of his strength, and then asking her to turn his elbow pretending its a door handle, odd.




Great flick, better than the original version, IMO. Never checked out the special features though, I'll take a look when I get home tonight.
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#433330 - 07/08/09 05:30 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Posts: 1613
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Quote:

A few disturbing phrases used in search engines to find my blog, from Google analytics:

"marley mason real name"
"real name marley mason"
"marley mason escort"
"escort available marley mason"
"address marley mason"
"phone number marley mason"
"marley mason in los angeles"







Sorry, I don't find this one disturbing

"escort available marley mason"
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#433331 - 07/08/09 11:05 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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^^^haha, I just get weirded out when people try really hard to meet me in real life, outside of a convention or just randomly bumping into them on the street. That particular inquiry was used more than 150 times in searches. (in the last 30 days)
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#433332 - 07/08/09 03:09 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
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Quote:

The 'pathetic' in the title of this thread is more appropriate for yourself than for anyone else.






Not really, it's probably mo' apropos for your entire life let alone this one thread.
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#433333 - 07/09/09 05:15 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

I mean I can't think of a person I find more repulsive in every single way than sammura




I can think of several.
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#433334 - 07/10/09 05:48 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.
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#433335 - 07/10/09 06:17 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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#433336 - 07/11/09 02:35 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:






Now that's funny! Good one, Fatman!
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#433337 - 07/11/09 06:05 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.


I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.

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#433338 - 07/11/09 08:25 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.




Every one of your posts suck, you fat dyke.
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#433339 - 07/12/09 04:00 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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See Goat, exactly what Im talking about, he wakes up thinking of me, goes to sleep thinking of me....what a fucking loser.

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#433340 - 07/13/09 02:28 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.
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#433341 - 07/13/09 08:13 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.


I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.

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#433342 - 07/13/09 10:50 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.


I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.



WTF Gypsy is pregnant?! Have a C-section, it beats waiting to go through labor, you don't have to worry about shitting yourself when you push during the birth, and after the baby is born you can get all the demerol you want ...
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#433343 - 07/13/09 04:26 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.


I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.




haha now im curious what the 1% of pms I sent you didnt suck, was it the one where I told you that you were beautiful and you should post a picture of the new you to show the board what a sexy butterfly you've become.

Quote:

Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum




Yeah ive noticed gypsy is turning every thread she posts in about her, not to the level of electro but shes running an easy second.

Quote:

I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.




Upset you dont get your drugs, in real control of your sobriety, all it takes is some doctor to get you to fall right back into it, doesnt it? Loser.
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#433344 - 07/14/09 09:05 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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another bore, yeah butterfly into chrysalis, the 1% was when you talked about a certain someone Never took an Oxy in my life...why you worried about my sobriety? Dont worry I will never borrow 300.00 from you again.

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#433345 - 07/15/09 09:17 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.


I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.



WTF Gypsy is pregnant?! Have a C-section, it beats waiting to go through labor, you don't have to worry about shitting yourself when you push during the birth, and after the baby is born you can get all the demerol you want ...




Jezz, whores and their drugs.
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#433346 - 07/15/09 09:43 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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When I got my nose done, I sold all my vics. I felt I didn't need them. Thank you, high pain tolerance for allowing me to make extra money.
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#433347 - 07/15/09 05:00 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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... . you don't have to worry about shitting yourself ...
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I think they give expectant mothers a good enema before labor really gets under way. Panzer, a job is waiting for you at the nearest obstetrics unit in Brooklyn.
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#433348 - 07/15/09 05:13 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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another bore, yeah butterfly into chrysalis, the 1% was when you talked about a certain someone Never took an Oxy in my life...why you worried about my sobriety? Dont worry I will never borrow 300.00 from you again.




Ohh? Who was that certain person? and the $300 was a gift, put it towards the rhinoplasty fund.

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I think they give expectant mothers a good enema before labor really gets under way. Panzer, a job is waiting for you at the nearest obstetrics unit in Brooklyn.




One look at gypnod's face and vag and im sure the doc will be pleading for her to shit so he can focus his attention on that over the formersssssss.
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#433349 - 07/15/09 09:41 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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#433350 - 04/11/10 10:13 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
bizzzump...

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Well, this is certainly a first for me. Furthermore, if you don't
answers questions like this, then please excuse this email. I
completely understand the desire for privacy and the desire to not
know about other people's personal questions. Ultimately, humans are
weird by nature; also, selfish and wicked people, but that could be
discuss later on.

I am not going to ask you questions due to the fact that you are an
adult performer, but I am approaching you as a person who can help
explain sexual/relationship merits to this novice.
These questions, and I am pretty sure they are mundane; of course,
but do appearance, genital size, and skin color important matter? I
just don't get it, honestly. I always thought that personality is the
most attractive trait from people, and the questions mentioned above
are superfluous; but looking at today's standards for
relationship--especially, Hollywood's influences--being a prick with
exceptionally handsome features, meeting a certain girl who is into
their "culture" (I disapprove on some culture concepts; people around
the world are similar in personalities--thus, no culture barriers)are
the paramount traits in maintaining relationships. Of course, people
have said the questions mentioned above are not

I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.

I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base. I went to 3rd
base, but it was not special. I sure you that I am real, and included
a photo of face photo of myself--if you desire to, can you judge my
face?

In addition, to give an input on your post about adult performers
having a normal life. Unfortunately, there are just jobs that are more
vivid than others. Looking at Divorce lawyers, can they actually get
marry? Some can, while some can't; it is just the cold hard facts of
life. But, who gives a damn about your profession--as long as you
enjoy your job and understand the merits and flaws of the job--you are
making a lot more money than the average person, and that is not bad!

Anyways, thank you for taking this time, and answering my weird
questions. Have a nice day.







I'm not going to read all that.



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#433351 - 04/11/10 10:24 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Miss "Marley Mason,"

I could be absolutely mistaken. And you may have received this question before and given (or not given) an answer. I ask only because the similarities are striking between my memory and, yes, what I have come across on the internet. I have no ill intents whatsoever, nor do I message you to judge. I'm just sincerely curious as to what a childhood-neighborhood friend might be up to these days. It's also a question to goes back to my own sanity, really, since this is/will be a question that's on my mind. Are/were you Emily Palmer, of Ashling Drive, LaGrange, GA? If so, I went to West Side and LaGrange High School as well. If not, sorry to inconvenience you.

I'm afraid to give my name; again, I could be totally mistaken.

-Georgia Kid








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yo watsup,

i am writing to tell you about an experience i've had...

i've seen you around los angeles every now and then, its very rare, but i have

either way, i never knew you did porn until recently, and when i saw that you did, i was kinda blown away

the girl you appear to be does not seem like girl you are on your blog, i saw you last time and had been aware you'd been doing porn, honestly i couldn't stop looking at you out of pure fascination... you've taught me not to judge a book by its cover, hah.. don't worry i am not some kind of old perv stalker, i'm 19 and this kinda stuff interests me hah, as insignificant and pointless as this letter may seem to you, thanks for taking the time to skim through it!

good luck to ya babe

- a fan, hah




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#433352 - 04/11/10 11:45 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.

I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base.




tritone?
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#433353 - 04/11/10 12:25 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC


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