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#433354 - 04/14/10 02:39 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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bizzzump...

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Well, this is certainly a first for me. Furthermore, if you don't
answers questions like this, then please excuse this email. I
completely understand the desire for privacy and the desire to not
know about other people's personal questions. Ultimately, humans are
weird by nature; also, selfish and wicked people, but that could be
discuss later on.

I am not going to ask you questions due to the fact that you are an
adult performer, but I am approaching you as a person who can help
explain sexual/relationship merits to this novice.
These questions, and I am pretty sure they are mundane; of course,
but do appearance, genital size, and skin color important matter? I
just don't get it, honestly. I always thought that personality is the
most attractive trait from people, and the questions mentioned above
are superfluous; but looking at today's standards for
relationship--especially, Hollywood's influences--being a prick with
exceptionally handsome features, meeting a certain girl who is into
their "culture" (I disapprove on some culture concepts; people around
the world are similar in personalities--thus, no culture barriers)are
the paramount traits in maintaining relationships. Of course, people
have said the questions mentioned above are not

I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.

I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base. I went to 3rd
base, but it was not special. I sure you that I am real, and included
a photo of face photo of myself--if you desire to, can you judge my
face?

In addition, to give an input on your post about adult performers
having a normal life. Unfortunately, there are just jobs that are more
vivid than others. Looking at Divorce lawyers, can they actually get
marry? Some can, while some can't; it is just the cold hard facts of
life. But, who gives a damn about your profession--as long as you
enjoy your job and understand the merits and flaws of the job--you are
making a lot more money than the average person, and that is not bad!

Anyways, thank you for taking this time, and answering my weird
questions. Have a nice day.







I'm not going to read all that.








Good god Are you above a pity fuck to make an obese nigga nerd's life? For the love of Kevin Spacey pay it forward Marley.
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#433355 - 04/15/10 03:12 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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what was Marley like?



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#433356 - 09/04/10 01:48 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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bump.... sorry darrah




edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart


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#433357 - 09/04/10 01:59 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Wow, I didn't realize Marley Mason was "Farewell and Adieu". This is why that paperchase fag who makes charts should create a roster of what names go with what user IDs. How's non-porn life, Marley? What kind of job do you have? Are you dating a white? Have you considered supplementing your income by escorting once in a while?
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#433358 - 09/04/10 02:11 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart




Maybe she assumes that since Cthulhu set up residence in your crotch that he wouldn't let anything bad happen to you till he was ready to end the world for everyone else as well?

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#433359 - 09/04/10 02:49 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
^^^^
I see that you saved that pic



Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke.. Work, work, work. Sales. Sell sell sell. Love the fact that I don't have a ceiling over my money. Hate the fact that they're trying to promote me to train because I'm probably making too much. I have a theory that whores are natural in sales because we're very manipulative. A little school. No dating, just fucking. I see white men as the relationship type. Not ready for that. My asian neighbor asked me if I "date black men or something" after seeing a black guy with tattoos on his face waiting outside the building once.
Everyone at my job has known for months what a whore I am. and I just found out a week or so ago that everyone knew. I wonder if everyone thinks I have a huge bush now. Kinda awkward.

I still get offers for privates and shoots sometimes. I won't lie and say it's not tempting. Also won't lie and say I would never fuck for money again, lol.


edit.. re: the name change idk why I even changed it, I don't post as much anymore, every once in a while I will get the urge to reply to like 3 or 4 threads at a time....not like I will ever leave or stop lurking xpt


Edited by farewell and adieu (09/04/10 03:29 PM)
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#433360 - 09/04/10 05:56 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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what do you sell? earning more than at your porn peak?


If co-workers found out about your porn past without you telling anyone, you should consider making like a jew and filing a lawsuit. A stripper told me that she had a warehouse job where everyone found out she danced and started giving her shit. Asking for lappers as a joke etc. She claims she got a $200,000 settlement. But who knows, whores lie. I'd casually say something about it
to a supervisor, but act like it doesn't bother you. That way you can say you reported harrassment and they did nothing.
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#433361 - 09/04/10 06:01 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart




Maybe she assumes that since Cthulhu set up residence in your crotch that he wouldn't let anything bad happen to you till he was ready to end the world for everyone else as well?






Now that's just purty right there !
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#433362 - 09/04/10 07:00 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke..




Didn't Coke ask the same questions Darrah did that you thought were so pathetic?

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#433363 - 09/04/10 07:30 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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Just thought the lubben part was funny. Nothing pathetic about the message, or darrah. I told her I was posting it.
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#433364 - 09/04/10 08:05 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Thread
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What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this on a Saturday night?
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#433365 - 09/05/10 01:31 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

^^^^
I see that you saved that pic



Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke.. Work, work, work. Sales. Sell sell sell. Love the fact that I don't have a ceiling over my money. Hate the fact that they're trying to promote me to train because I'm probably making too much. I have a theory that whores are natural in sales because we're very manipulative. A little school. No dating, just fucking. I see white men as the relationship type. Not ready for that. My asian neighbor asked me if I "date black men or something" after seeing a black guy with tattoos on his face waiting outside the building once.
Everyone at my job has known for months what a whore I am. and I just found out a week or so ago that everyone knew. I wonder if everyone thinks I have a huge bush now. Kinda awkward.

I still get offers for privates and shoots sometimes. I won't lie and say it's not tempting. Also won't lie and say I would never fuck for money again, lol.


edit.. re: the name change idk why I even changed it, I don't post as much anymore, every once in a while I will get the urge to reply to like 3 or 4 threads at a time....not like I will ever leave or stop lurking xpt





Hi Marley, a few questions

1) were you dating the black man with facial tats? If so, what is the mind set of a person who decides to put ink on their face?

2) How do you get close enough to the asian neighbor that he feels its his place to ask such a question?

3) where do you recieve the offer for privates? Be honest have you accepted any





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edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart




Maybe she assumes that since Cthulhu set up residence in your crotch that he wouldn't let anything bad happen to you till he was ready to end the world for everyone else as well?






Now that's just purty right there !





It is? Looks like a rubiks cube pussy to me, gotta rearrange, skin, lips, hairs to find the hole, to each their own I guess.
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#433366 - 09/05/10 02:18 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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If I do the 2-finger spread the picture becomes much clearer monks...

The one with the facial tattoos also has neck tattoos, sleeves, and tattoos on his hands. I haven't seen him once outside my bedroom so I wouldn't say we're dating and I am not trying to get to know him any better than this. But from what I know, his main focus is bitches, money, and ink.

private offers mostly come through email and myspace. Was going through my myspace messages for the first time in a while yesterday. rip fast eddie.

My asian neighbor is nosy. Just the way they are. My neighbor on the other side has cancer and bangs on my wall when I'm having sex or listening to music. She is african and has a ridiculous double standard which allows her to listen to her shit surround sound and I can't even get fucked and let loose. I'm sorry about the cancer, but let me live. Sometimes I put Joel Osteen on at full blast so that she can hear. Bitch needs the word of God.
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#433367 - 09/05/10 09:01 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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A lot of blacks see ink as a status symbol. Kind of like gold teeth or Nikes. Fellow spooks might think he's a baller if he could afford that $200 worth of ink on his face.

Does Joel Osteen strike you as a phony who snorts coke off his blonde wife's tits before he hits the stage? His message is that if you are religious, you will become wealthy and successful. Sounds like a great business plan for him (not the desperate idiots who buy his bullshit).
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#433368 - 09/06/10 01:58 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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If I do the 2-finger spread the picture becomes much clearer monks...

The one with the facial tattoos also has neck tattoos, sleeves, and tattoos on his hands. I haven't seen him once outside my bedroom so I wouldn't say we're dating and I am not trying to get to know him any better than this. But from what I know, his main focus is bitches, money, and ink.

private offers mostly come through email and myspace. Was going through my myspace messages for the first time in a while yesterday. rip fast eddie.

My asian neighbor is nosy. Just the way they are. My neighbor on the other side has cancer and bangs on my wall when I'm having sex or listening to music. She is african and has a ridiculous double standard which allows her to listen to her shit surround sound and I can't even get fucked and let loose. I'm sorry about the cancer, but let me live. Sometimes I put Joel Osteen on at full blast so that she can hear. Bitch needs the word of God.





Back in your days of privates did you ever turn up only to be totally repulsed by the trick, but still do the job. Please explain every pain staking detail if you have, I assume you play the time game, close your eyes and think of the things you are going to buy with the money while a faint voice is praying for the guy to hurry up and cum. I find it fascinating, fucking sight unseen. Its a shame no one has really captured the real life of the lady of the evening, we tend to get sasha grey type soderbergh watered down pieces of shit that miss the point completely.


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#433369 - 09/08/10 05:52 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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I'm bored so yeah here we go....joel osteen=cheesy, maybe a little fake, but I thought his name sounded more believable than paula white. I kinda like Joel though, he has a boyish charm and most of his message (from what I gather) focuses on inner strength and perseverance.

re: escorting ok I will be as honest as the cage allows....I guess I never technically did it, escorted, like turning tricks from an ad or through a pimp. Not really my thing, but I'm not against it, I say more power to the whores.

I remember when I first really figured out that I was a whore. I remember I was in highschool and I was doing a lot of coke. The money was catching up with me and my parents were getting suspicious why I needed money all the time. One of my guy friends mentioned a dealer friend of his who traded blowjobs for 8balls. I knew I must have been different from my other girlfriends when I jumped at the chance, and my other friends didn't want to do it. I had just started driving, I remember driving my jeep to his house, he put out some lines and pulled out his dick. It was chode-like. Gross. One of my fastest bjs ever though. Just something that was so urgent at the time. I really wanted some yola.

I've never heard it described that way monks, but there is definitely a voice inside just hoping he will cum soon. Every sigh he breathes makes you think he is about to pop, but ends up to be a major let down when your mouth doesn't start to fill with cum... It happens "IRL" too in relationships when you're just not in the mood, but he is. There have been times where I realize I'm not breathing because I'm too busy worrying about when this fucker's going to cum. For the most part I love sucking and fucking, but even I'll admit there are times where you just gotta get through it. Time seems to pass sooooo slowly. No sense in clock-watching. Idk how the whores do it.
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#433370 - 09/08/10 06:18 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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That story is hot. How old were you when you sucked for an 8 ball? How old was the dealer?

Ever suck for anything else interesting? Like pot or a grade in a class?
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#433371 - 09/08/10 07:18 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Me 16 and him, probably 19 or 20. I remember him being a wigger for sure. I was like a fucking wild child. Did a lot of drugs, and always liked to combine them. Shrooms are a favorite of all time. Sucked cock for e pills, showed tits for shots of jack daniels, definitely did a lot of crazy shit back in the day. I still do impulsive and stupid shit to this day, less drugs.... Only sucked cock for coke that one time, I always considered myself a lucky cokehead because all my friends did it, so I would just happen upon it.
I never outright sucked or fucked for bags of weed but there was someone that I would fuck with just for the weed. He was fun though, he would take me on trips to Humboldt.


I have more stories about just being a whore in general, not always in exchange for things..




I was thinking about the time spent in a whores mind mid-bj, the little voice some more. Sometimes it's not necessarily a "hurry up and get this over with" ...sometimes I remember an errand I had to run, or plan an outfit for the night. Or make a little mental to-do list. Thinking I wish I had time to get my nails done this morning. Stuff like that.
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#433372 - 09/08/10 08:09 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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"Only sucked cock for coke that one time"

ask panzer it can be habit forming.
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#433373 - 09/08/10 08:18 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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That drug dealer must have been one hard up idiot or the coke was stepped on really hard. Nobody I ever knew would trade a chick an 8-ball for just head.

I wouldn't cut out more than 2 small lines of speed for a head job when I was tweaking and I'd have to be wired pretty hard myself before I'd be that generous. I did trade an eighth of shrooms for a blowjob from a chick going to Villanova once but I was growing the shrooms so my out of pocket cost was about 75 cents.
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#433374 - 09/08/10 09:44 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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what is your weight at these days Marley? are you still in ths L.A.? where you at?
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#433376 - 09/09/10 11:41 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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As a matter of fact, I would like a private from Marley. The fact that I know her from XPT would make it especially appealing (also want to fuck Gia and Cameron). But it sounds like Marley needs to work on GFE. I wouldn't appreciate it if her mind was wandering while she's supposed to be puffing my pickle.
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#433377 - 09/09/10 03:29 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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awww, money can't buy you love, you jackal.

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#433378 - 09/09/10 03:42 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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what is your weight at these days Marley? are you still in ths L.A.? where you at? I want a private




Fixed!




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#433379 - 09/09/10 04:41 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Marley, there would be very high expectations for our private because of the baggage of our fake XPT relationship. We'd start out smoking a little weed. Unlike most private sessions, there'd be lots of kissing and lots of ass-to-mouth. Think you can handle it?
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#433381 - 09/09/10 06:18 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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read what monkey said, read what marley said, boring, boring, skip, skip, skip.

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#433382 - 09/10/10 04:35 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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would the kissing happen AFTER the ass to mouth?

COCKBLOCK!




Kissing after ass to mouth, sure. Kissing after you jizz in her mouth, only if you have to.
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#433383 - 09/12/10 08:07 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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As a matter of fact, I would like a private from Marley. The fact that I know her from XPT would make it especially appealing (also want to fuck Gia and Cameron). But it sounds like Marley needs to work on GFE. I wouldn't appreciate it if her mind was wandering while she's supposed to be puffing my pickle.




too good to be true Marley. coke wants to pay to play scratch and sniff ir detective in your shine box. just dont ignore him while he's imagining the line of spooks that were in front of him....and got it for free.

c0c0... don't look now but your hobby just ran head on into your mudshark thread, yes?. bonus lawls ensue because i used to call you Cuck Semenstains.



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#433384 - 09/12/10 05:40 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Almost any substantive rely would torpedo my opportunity to fuck Marley, so I'm not going to respond. You're not worth it, Louser. Go back to your homemade youth hockey porn.
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#433385 - 09/12/10 05:57 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol

wait...you're big into 70's show. name it..



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#433386 - 09/12/10 06:07 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Ohh, ohh, I know, I know!
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#433387 - 09/12/10 06:21 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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I remember when I first really figured out that I was a whore. I remember I was in highschool and I was doing a lot of coke. The money was catching up with me and my parents were getting suspicious why I needed money all the time. One of my guy friends mentioned a dealer friend of his who traded blowjobs for 8balls. I knew I must have been different from my other girlfriends when I jumped at the chance, and my other friends didn't want to do it. I had just started driving, I remember driving my jeep to his house, he put out some lines and pulled out his dick. It was chode-like. Gross. One of my fastest bjs ever though. Just something that was so urgent at the time. I really wanted some yola.

I've never heard it described that way monks, but there is definitely a voice inside just hoping he will cum soon. Every sigh he breathes makes you think he is about to pop, but ends up to be a major let down when your mouth doesn't start to fill with cum... It happens "IRL" too in relationships when you're just not in the mood, but he is. There have been times where I realize I'm not breathing because I'm too busy worrying about when this fucker's going to cum. For the most part I love sucking and fucking, but even I'll admit there are times where you just gotta get through it. Time seems to pass sooooo slowly. No sense in clock-watching. Idk how the whores do it.





1. Do you think that you really did it for the coke, or the coke was a nice excuse to be a whore? I mean, i tend to believe that the idea of using your body to get something comes later in life after one has been promiscuous for a while. You don't think in the infancy of your whoring, it was more of a this makes me feel sexy and wanted thing rather than a tool to use to get what you want? I ask this because im actually curious, the whole thing is fascinating

2. You do time watching in relationships? You don't say no when you aren't feeling it? Thats interesting, this done out of fear that he might not like you as much if you don't, or leave, or start a fight or a combo of those things?


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I have more stories about just being a whore in general, not always in exchange for things..





Please feel free to share, any that you regret?


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read what monkey said, read what marley said, boring, boring, skip, skip, skip




Agreed, amazing how many missed the point.
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#433388 - 09/12/10 06:46 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Almost any substantive rely would torpedo my opportunity to fuck Marley, so I'm not going to respond. You're not worth it, Louser. Go back to your homemade youth hockey porn.




"Substantive reply". From Cokie. That's the funniest shit I've read this week. I'm sure in his substantive reply to me he'll reference that I'm a fat guy.

So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?

I find it hilarious that you're all into defending Blood and Honour, mostly by throwing out childish slurs from the anonymity of the interwebs, but you'll be happy to wade into the genetic juice of untold numbers of darkies. Tell me, Cokie, when you've paid your roses, is there going to be a particular shine you'll be thinking of? The one with the facial tattoo, perhaps? Country club, indeed.

I think we can officially see your racism for what it truly is. You're just another wannabe cuck wanting to feel dominated by a big bull. It all makes sense now.
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#433389 - 09/12/10 06:52 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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exactly berry...
coke would have you believe he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth but a nigger in his ass is the more likely scenario.
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#433390 - 09/12/10 09:35 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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#433391 - 09/14/10 01:30 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol





Quote:


So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?







Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.

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#433392 - 09/14/10 01:33 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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wait...you're big into 70's show. name it..






Ever hear of after school reruns, jackass? I also used to watch "Leave it to Beaver" and "I love Lucy" reruns. Does that mean I'm 70?
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#433393 - 09/14/10 01:43 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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why are you explaining yourself to me?.


i expect wit and sarcasm and out of you i demand it.
take a few days and get yourself together. the last thing we need around here is your broken ass moping around the place.
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#433394 - 09/14/10 03:23 PM Re: Pathetic MM's Fanboi Mail Thread
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... I doubt you can relate, tubby.




If you want to gain access to The Fat Chick's holes, you might want to change the way you address her. Just sayin'.
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#433395 - 09/14/10 05:20 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Quote:

ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol





Quote:


So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?







Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.






You're all sorts of pissed off. Hilarious. No one said you were 70, cuck.

Blah blah blah...she's not a hooker anymore, but she still wants me...all the whores want me...they say so and i believe it...i'm classy cuz i pay for cooch...my mommy says i'm handsome...bullsperm is delicious.

Dude, you're a wannabee (probably are) cuck for BBC. You can't even get being a racist right. It's the easiest thing in the world to be, but you managed to fuck even that up. Your folks must be proud. Pathetic.
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#433396 - 09/14/10 05:29 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol





Quote:


So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?







Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts.






So, you're Huggy Bear, right? Or Superfly? Shaft. Yeah, you're John Shaft. You're a bad mother...I'm just talkin about Shaft. Nah, you're more like Desi Foxxx. Or MM is. Or you both are. Either way, you both love the BBC.

Question: Was Daddy a colored, or did Mommy just invite over lots of colored "uncles"? Did Daddy clean up the messes in Mommy, too?

Ah, this is the gift that keeps giving. The board has been pretty dead, but cuck copping to cucking just makes me feel alive.
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#433397 - 09/14/10 06:57 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol





Quote:


So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?







Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.






You're all sorts of pissed off. Hilarious. No one said you were 70





Wow, I'm surprised you'd go anywhere near that. What with you being 45 but looking 75, it must be painful. It has to do with another thread, if you must know. I'm sorry, but then you must be accustomed to feeling left out.

Again, those insult attempts with no relevance for who I am in real life are like water under the bridge. I'm still teary-eyed from your admission in the "tattoos for fatties" thread that you accept that you are totally and unequivocally physically disgusting to all other humans. I want you to know that I'm in your corner. Your plight is every bit as moving as that of the Cher's retarded kid in "Mask".

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#433398 - 09/14/10 07:00 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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rocky dennis. he wants you to say rocky dennis, berry.

i'm blaming freestylah for all of this. all.of.it.
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#433399 - 09/14/10 09:04 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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rocky dennis. he wants you to say rocky dennis, berry.

i'm blaming freestylah for all of this. all.of.it.




Loved that movie. Cher rocked the shit in that one.

No way to take him seriously anymore. Derek is a cuck for BBC. It's all in perspective now. He wants it to be about me, but it's all about him and his, um, let's call them "urges" and the shame they make him feel. Poor, poor Derek. If only he'd have been more welcoming to Elliot Gould. Or Sam Elliot. Or Yosemite Sam.

Bwahahahaha. Fucking Cuck Derek.
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#433400 - 09/14/10 09:33 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Loved that movie






No fucking kidding. You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to figure out that you also loved "The Elephant Man" and "Powder".
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#433401 - 09/15/10 06:49 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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lou:

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i'm blaming freestylah for all of this. all.of.it.




All of what, exactly? And why? I mean, I'm ok with getting the blame, but I'd like to know why.
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#433402 - 09/15/10 06:53 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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You gonna change your screen name to Josef K?

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#433403 - 09/15/10 07:20 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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All of what, exactly? And why? I mean, I'm ok with getting the blame, but I'd like to know why.





you rattled cocos cage and now he and berry have the rock'em sock'em deathmatch type thing going on, complete with rocky dennis references, you don't know me's, and at least 1 n0 yuo!.

we didn't have these type of problems two weeks ago...
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#433404 - 09/15/10 07:55 AM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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All of what, exactly? And why? I mean, I'm ok with getting the blame, but I'd like to know why.





you rattled cocos cage and now he and berry have the rock'em sock'em deathmatch type thing going on, complete with rocky dennis references, you don't know me's, and at least 1 n0 yuo!.

we didn't have these type of problems two weeks ago...




You can tell things are getting stupid when Mask references are being made. Let's hope it doesn't nuclear with some Rumble Fish references.
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#433405 - 09/16/10 09:07 PM Re: MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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i got bangs today /not worth its own thread






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