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#433303 - 07/01/09 11:14 PM
MM's Pathetic Fanboi Mail Thread
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Monkey said if I do this, it will keep him alive just that much longer. I'll do anything for the guy. 
Before anybody screams injustice at me posting private messages and emails... don't worry, I'll edit the names out if I need to.
I get some crazy mail. It makes me laugh, it creeps me out, sometimes it turns me on. I get jesus-freaks, creepy old men, and a handful of submissive males too. Can't forget all the cock-pictures. I won't post those here, but at Monkey's suggestion, I'll post some of the more entertaining stuff.
I just got to my friend requests after a long time and this guy wants to be my friend. I think it's more like he wants to lug around my hoe gear around and take 10% for it.
Next: Incestuous Freak's Message:
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yeah you look just like her shes only 13 years old but she has you face and beutiful eys and everything she has the same exact long hair you have and the same color hair and eyes AND SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODESS AND SHE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURES I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER BUT I KNEW IT WASENT MY SISTER CAUSE IF IT WAS IT WOULD HAVE FELT NASTY LOOKING AT MY SISITER IN THAT KIND OF WAY AND SHE IS INTO MODELING AND I KNOW SHE WILL BE A GREAT BEUTIFUL MODEL WHEN SHES AN ADULT OF COURSE LOL
I invite everyone to discuss as well as post their weird fanmail here (that means you, Gia, Cameron, Janet, and Christian too) and I will be periodically bumping this thread whenever I feel like it. Enjoy.
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#433305 - 07/02/09 12:20 AM
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#433306 - 07/02/09 12:56 AM
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Im going to come out and say this thread has the potential to be the GREATEST thread of all time and not just in xpt history, and id like to applaud Marley for having the stones to post them, brilliant. Quote:
yeah you look just like her shes only 13 years old but she has you face and beutiful eys and everything she has the same exact long hair you have and the same color hair and eyes AND SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODESS AND SHE LOOK JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I SAW YOUR PICTURES I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER BUT I KNEW IT WASENT MY SISTER CAUSE IF IT WAS IT WOULD HAVE FELT NASTY LOOKING AT MY SISITER IN THAT KIND OF WAY AND SHE IS INTO MODELING AND I KNOW SHE WILL BE A GREAT BEUTIFUL MODEL WHEN SHES AN ADULT OF COURSE LOL
Jesus Jeremy Irons Christ, id love to see what this guy looks like or better yet be a fly on the (bathroom) wall while sis is taking a shower with the door slightly ajar
"Lolita, I Might be a sick pervert, but at least im not drawn to you because you look like my 12 year old sister"
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Thanks for the add beautiful. Did you know that smoking weed is dangerous. Breathing smoke is bad for you, whether it's tobacco smoke, pot smoke, opium smoke or a brush fire. It deprives your brain of oxygen temporarily and roasts your lungs. It is, as Spock might say, "most illogical." So don't do it.
And did you know porn can send your soul to hell for violating the sanctuary of the holy spirit- your body
Nothing gets the panties wet faster then quoting star trek in your "you shouldn't smoke" spiel.
So much to love about eric, and like swami he too is from boston, he also has his own radio show, Swami still reads here and you know eric will be getting a message from him in the near future.
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#433311 - 07/02/09 04:54 PM
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#433312 - 07/02/09 05:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Zaftig MM: Which do you find more disturbing: The fact that she's his sister or the fact that she's only thir-fucking-teen?
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#433313 - 07/02/09 05:17 PM
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The fact that she's his sister. For sure. Something's in the water these days. I see all these little girls trying to look older, and they totally do.  
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#433315 - 07/03/09 11:39 AM
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Registered: 04/01/07
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The fact that she's his sister. For sure.
Something's in the water these days. I see all these little girls trying to look older, and they totally do.
Parents these days seem to have no problem with their little girl dressing like she should be working a corner. I don't fucking get it.
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#433320 - 07/04/09 10:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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^^^^ Lolita Audtion on YouTube:
CLICK ME
Murder me. Murder me like you murdered my mother.
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#433321 - 07/04/09 10:57 PM
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#433322 - 07/04/09 11:25 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Ecce Homo after 40 years of feminism, political correctness and gender mainstreaming.
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#433324 - 07/05/09 01:28 PM
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Registered: 12/09/08
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Back in the early 90's when I was just a young shaver of like 24, my wife used to have a little cottage business of doing personalized videos and photosets that we marketed throught swinger's magazines (this was the days before the interwebs). Some of the mail she used to get was fucking fantastic. Dudes in prison, creepy fetish dudes, dudes who'd show up at the mailbox place where she'd pick up the mail. I'll hunt around and see if I can find any of the letters and transcribe them here.
No, I wasn't a suitcase pimp. We both had real jobs and she was doing this for a little extra cash and to work out some exhibitionist tendencies. Although it did put a new roof on our house.
Barry
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#433325 - 07/07/09 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I get some crazy mail. It makes me laugh, it creeps me out, sometimes it turns me on. I get jesus-freaks, creepy old men, and a handful of submissive males too. Can't forget all the cock-pictures. I won't post those here, but at Monkey's suggestion, I'll post some of the more entertaining stuff.
This is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff"? That says more about you than about the people who wrote it. The 'pathetic' in the title of this thread is more appropriate for yourself than for anyone else.
If this is what you consider "the more entertaining stuff", I so do not want to see the rest. It sucks big time so far. Very big time.
Some say this kind of thread has potential and I think I agree with that (even though I'm not a supporter of posting more 'private' material as emails or private messages). But I also think it takes a porn whore of somewhat bigger fame instead of a third-rate, trailer trashy, THC addicted fatso, who looks like a stranded whale.
Three years from now.......
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#433326 - 07/07/09 04:42 PM
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If you don't like it, don't look. Don't make life too difficult for yourself. 
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#433328 - 07/07/09 11:35 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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A few disturbing phrases used in search engines to find my blog, from Google analytics:
"marley mason real name"
"real name marley mason"
"marley mason escort"
"escort available marley mason"
"address marley mason"
"phone number marley mason"
"marley mason in los angeles"
Edited by MarleyMason (07/07/09 11:36 PM)
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#433330 - 07/08/09 05:30 AM
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#433331 - 07/08/09 11:05 AM
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^^^haha, I just get weirded out when people try really hard to meet me in real life, outside of a convention or just randomly bumping into them on the street. That particular inquiry was used more than 150 times in searches. (in the last 30 days)
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#433334 - 07/10/09 05:48 PM
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Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.
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#433336 - 07/11/09 02:35 AM
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#433337 - 07/11/09 06:05 AM
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Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.
I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.
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#433338 - 07/11/09 08:25 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.
Every one of your posts suck, you fat dyke.
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#433340 - 07/13/09 02:28 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.
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#433341 - 07/13/09 08:13 AM
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.
I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin,  I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.
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#433343 - 07/13/09 04:26 PM
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Where are gia's, gypnodsssss, that old blonde ho with the open relationship and the spotty bottom fan mail posts? Gypsy has enough from me alone to fill a thread, come on girls.
I dont post personal PM's even though 99% of yours suck.
haha now im curious what the 1% of pms I sent you didnt suck, was it the one where I told you that you were beautiful and you should post a picture of the new you to show the board what a sexy butterfly you've become. 
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum
Yeah ive noticed gypsy is turning every thread she posts in about her, not to the level of electro but shes running an easy second.
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I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.
Upset you dont get your drugs, in real control of your sobriety, all it takes is some doctor to get you to fall right back into it, doesnt it? Loser. 
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#433345 - 07/15/09 09:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Get over yourself, tard. Every thread you post in, you always seem to turn the attention on you. No one cares you're a surrogate who gets fucked by canines and are about ready to birth a litter at any moment. This isn't a dog fucking forum.
I was due on the 11th, I might need to go get induced today with Oxytocin, damn I thought they said Oxycontin, I will keep you informed cause I know secretly you really care.
WTF Gypsy is pregnant?! Have a C-section, it beats waiting to go through labor, you don't have to worry about shitting yourself when you push during the birth, and after the baby is born you can get all the demerol you want ... 
Jezz, whores and their drugs. 
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#433346 - 07/15/09 09:43 AM
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When I got my nose done, I sold all my vics. I felt I didn't need them. Thank you, high pain tolerance for allowing me to make extra money.
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#433347 - 07/15/09 05:00 PM
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... . you don't have to worry about shitting yourself ...
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I think they give expectant mothers a good enema before labor really gets under way. Panzer, a job is waiting for you at the nearest obstetrics unit in Brooklyn.
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#433349 - 07/15/09 09:41 PM
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#433350 - 04/11/10 10:13 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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bizzzump...
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Well, this is certainly a first for me. Furthermore, if you don't
answers questions like this, then please excuse this email. I
completely understand the desire for privacy and the desire to not
know about other people's personal questions. Ultimately, humans are
weird by nature; also, selfish and wicked people, but that could be
discuss later on.
I am not going to ask you questions due to the fact that you are an
adult performer, but I am approaching you as a person who can help
explain sexual/relationship merits to this novice.
These questions, and I am pretty sure they are mundane; of course,
but do appearance, genital size, and skin color important matter? I
just don't get it, honestly. I always thought that personality is the
most attractive trait from people, and the questions mentioned above
are superfluous; but looking at today's standards for
relationship--especially, Hollywood's influences--being a prick with
exceptionally handsome features, meeting a certain girl who is into
their "culture" (I disapprove on some culture concepts; people around
the world are similar in personalities--thus, no culture barriers)are
the paramount traits in maintaining relationships. Of course, people
have said the questions mentioned above are not
I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.
I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base. I went to 3rd
base, but it was not special. I sure you that I am real, and included
a photo of face photo of myself--if you desire to, can you judge my
face?
In addition, to give an input on your post about adult performers
having a normal life. Unfortunately, there are just jobs that are more
vivid than others. Looking at Divorce lawyers, can they actually get
marry? Some can, while some can't; it is just the cold hard facts of
life. But, who gives a damn about your profession--as long as you
enjoy your job and understand the merits and flaws of the job--you are
making a lot more money than the average person, and that is not bad!
Anyways, thank you for taking this time, and answering my weird
questions. Have a nice day.
I'm not going to read all that.
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#433351 - 04/11/10 10:24 AM
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Miss "Marley Mason,"
I could be absolutely mistaken. And you may have received this question before and given (or not given) an answer. I ask only because the similarities are striking between my memory and, yes, what I have come across on the internet. I have no ill intents whatsoever, nor do I message you to judge. I'm just sincerely curious as to what a childhood-neighborhood friend might be up to these days. It's also a question to goes back to my own sanity, really, since this is/will be a question that's on my mind. Are/were you Emily Palmer, of Ashling Drive, LaGrange, GA? If so, I went to West Side and LaGrange High School as well. If not, sorry to inconvenience you.
I'm afraid to give my name; again, I could be totally mistaken.
-Georgia Kid
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yo watsup,
i am writing to tell you about an experience i've had...
i've seen you around los angeles every now and then, its very rare, but i have
either way, i never knew you did porn until recently, and when i saw that you did, i was kinda blown away
the girl you appear to be does not seem like girl you are on your blog, i saw you last time and had been aware you'd been doing porn, honestly i couldn't stop looking at you out of pure fascination... you've taught me not to judge a book by its cover, hah.. don't worry i am not some kind of old perv stalker, i'm 19 and this kinda stuff interests me hah, as insignificant and pointless as this letter may seem to you, thanks for taking the time to skim through it!
good luck to ya babe
- a fan, hah
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#433352 - 04/11/10 11:45 AM
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I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.
I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base.
tritone?
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#433354 - 04/14/10 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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bizzzump...
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Well, this is certainly a first for me. Furthermore, if you don't
answers questions like this, then please excuse this email. I
completely understand the desire for privacy and the desire to not
know about other people's personal questions. Ultimately, humans are
weird by nature; also, selfish and wicked people, but that could be
discuss later on.
I am not going to ask you questions due to the fact that you are an
adult performer, but I am approaching you as a person who can help
explain sexual/relationship merits to this novice.
These questions, and I am pretty sure they are mundane; of course,
but do appearance, genital size, and skin color important matter? I
just don't get it, honestly. I always thought that personality is the
most attractive trait from people, and the questions mentioned above
are superfluous; but looking at today's standards for
relationship--especially, Hollywood's influences--being a prick with
exceptionally handsome features, meeting a certain girl who is into
their "culture" (I disapprove on some culture concepts; people around
the world are similar in personalities--thus, no culture barriers)are
the paramount traits in maintaining relationships. Of course, people
have said the questions mentioned above are not
I am an African-American obese man (I am losing weight), and I have an
average-to slightly below size.Essentially, I am, what myriad of
people have called people similar to me, a "Black Nerd." Forgive me
for being rather open; I assure you, it is quite a new step for me. I
read one of your posts that you are looking for a new path in life,
and, I was inspired--believe me, I am not a sycophant.
I am currently single and a virgin, and I feel that, at this point (I
am 24th), it is kind of awkward for me--from here on forward, I will
the hackneyed home-run metaphor-- to go to 4th base. I went to 3rd
base, but it was not special. I sure you that I am real, and included
a photo of face photo of myself--if you desire to, can you judge my
face?
In addition, to give an input on your post about adult performers
having a normal life. Unfortunately, there are just jobs that are more
vivid than others. Looking at Divorce lawyers, can they actually get
marry? Some can, while some can't; it is just the cold hard facts of
life. But, who gives a damn about your profession--as long as you
enjoy your job and understand the merits and flaws of the job--you are
making a lot more money than the average person, and that is not bad!
Anyways, thank you for taking this time, and answering my weird
questions. Have a nice day.
I'm not going to read all that.
Good god  Are you above a pity fuck to make an obese nigga nerd's life? For the love of Kevin Spacey pay it forward Marley.
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#433356 - 09/04/10 01:48 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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bump.... sorry darrah
edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart
Edited by farewell and adieu (09/04/10 01:50 PM)
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#433357 - 09/04/10 01:59 PM
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Wow, I didn't realize Marley Mason was "Farewell and Adieu". This is why that paperchase fag who makes charts should create a roster of what names go with what user IDs. How's non-porn life, Marley? What kind of job do you have? Are you dating a white? Have you considered supplementing your income by escorting once in a while?
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#433359 - 09/04/10 02:49 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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^^^^
I see that you saved that pic
Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke.. Work, work, work. Sales. Sell sell sell. Love the fact that I don't have a ceiling over my money. Hate the fact that they're trying to promote me to train because I'm probably making too much. I have a theory that whores are natural in sales because we're very manipulative. A little school. No dating, just fucking. I see white men as the relationship type. Not ready for that. My asian neighbor asked me if I "date black men or something" after seeing a black guy with tattoos on his face waiting outside the building once.
Everyone at my job has known for months what a whore I am. and I just found out a week or so ago that everyone knew. I wonder if everyone thinks I have a huge bush now. Kinda awkward.
I still get offers for privates and shoots sometimes. I won't lie and say it's not tempting. Also won't lie and say I would never fuck for money again, lol.
edit.. re: the name change idk why I even changed it, I don't post as much anymore, every once in a while I will get the urge to reply to like 3 or 4 threads at a time....not like I will ever leave or stop lurking xpt 
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#433360 - 09/04/10 05:56 PM
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what do you sell? earning more than at your porn peak?
If co-workers found out about your porn past without you telling anyone, you should consider making like a jew and filing a lawsuit. A stripper told me that she had a warehouse job where everyone found out she danced and started giving her shit. Asking for lappers as a joke etc. She claims she got a $200,000 settlement. But who knows, whores lie. I'd casually say something about it
to a supervisor, but act like it doesn't bother you. That way you can say you reported harrassment and they did nothing.
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#433361 - 09/04/10 06:01 PM
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#433362 - 09/04/10 07:00 PM
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Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke..
Didn't Coke ask the same questions Darrah did that you thought were so pathetic?
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#433363 - 09/04/10 07:30 PM
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Just thought the lubben part was funny. Nothing pathetic about the message, or darrah. I told her I was posting it.
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#433365 - 09/05/10 01:31 AM
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I see that you saved that pic
Life is going great for the most part and thank you for asking coke.. Work, work, work. Sales. Sell sell sell. Love the fact that I don't have a ceiling over my money. Hate the fact that they're trying to promote me to train because I'm probably making too much. I have a theory that whores are natural in sales because we're very manipulative. A little school. No dating, just fucking. I see white men as the relationship type. Not ready for that. My asian neighbor asked me if I "date black men or something" after seeing a black guy with tattoos on his face waiting outside the building once.
Everyone at my job has known for months what a whore I am. and I just found out a week or so ago that everyone knew. I wonder if everyone thinks I have a huge bush now. Kinda awkward.
I still get offers for privates and shoots sometimes. I won't lie and say it's not tempting. Also won't lie and say I would never fuck for money again, lol.
edit.. re: the name change idk why I even changed it, I don't post as much anymore, every once in a while I will get the urge to reply to like 3 or 4 threads at a time....not like I will ever leave or stop lurking xpt
Hi Marley, a few questions
1) were you dating the black man with facial tats? If so, what is the mind set of a person who decides to put ink on their face?
2) How do you get close enough to the asian neighbor that he feels its his place to ask such a question?
3) where do you recieve the offer for privates? Be honest have you accepted any
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edit...how does she know in fact that my life has not fallen apart
Maybe she assumes that since Cthulhu set up residence in your crotch that he wouldn't let anything bad happen to you till he was ready to end the world for everyone else as well?
Now that's just purty right there ! 
It is? Looks like a rubiks cube pussy to me, gotta rearrange, skin, lips, hairs to find the hole, to each their own I guess.
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#433366 - 09/05/10 02:18 AM
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If I do the 2-finger spread the picture becomes much clearer monks... The one with the facial tattoos also has neck tattoos, sleeves, and tattoos on his hands. I haven't seen him once outside my bedroom so I wouldn't say we're dating and I am not trying to get to know him any better than this. But from what I know, his main focus is bitches, money, and ink. private offers mostly come through email and myspace. Was going through my myspace messages for the first time in a while yesterday. rip fast eddie. My asian neighbor is nosy. Just the way they are. My neighbor on the other side has cancer and bangs on my wall when I'm having sex or listening to music. She is african and has a ridiculous double standard which allows her to listen to her shit surround sound and I can't even get fucked and let loose. I'm sorry about the cancer, but let me live. Sometimes I put Joel Osteen on at full blast so that she can hear. Bitch needs the word of God.
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#433367 - 09/05/10 09:01 PM
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A lot of blacks see ink as a status symbol. Kind of like gold teeth or Nikes. Fellow spooks might think he's a baller if he could afford that $200 worth of ink on his face.
Does Joel Osteen strike you as a phony who snorts coke off his blonde wife's tits before he hits the stage? His message is that if you are religious, you will become wealthy and successful. Sounds like a great business plan for him (not the desperate idiots who buy his bullshit).
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#433368 - 09/06/10 01:58 AM
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If I do the 2-finger spread the picture becomes much clearer monks...
The one with the facial tattoos also has neck tattoos, sleeves, and tattoos on his hands. I haven't seen him once outside my bedroom so I wouldn't say we're dating and I am not trying to get to know him any better than this. But from what I know, his main focus is bitches, money, and ink.
private offers mostly come through email and myspace. Was going through my myspace messages for the first time in a while yesterday. rip fast eddie.
My asian neighbor is nosy. Just the way they are. My neighbor on the other side has cancer and bangs on my wall when I'm having sex or listening to music. She is african and has a ridiculous double standard which allows her to listen to her shit surround sound and I can't even get fucked and let loose. I'm sorry about the cancer, but let me live. Sometimes I put Joel Osteen on at full blast so that she can hear. Bitch needs the word of God.
Back in your days of privates did you ever turn up only to be totally repulsed by the trick, but still do the job. Please explain every pain staking detail if you have, I assume you play the time game, close your eyes and think of the things you are going to buy with the money while a faint voice is praying for the guy to hurry up and cum. I find it fascinating, fucking sight unseen. Its a shame no one has really captured the real life of the lady of the evening, we tend to get sasha grey type soderbergh watered down pieces of shit that miss the point completely.
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#433369 - 09/08/10 05:52 PM
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I'm bored so yeah here we go....joel osteen=cheesy, maybe a little fake, but I thought his name sounded more believable than paula white. I kinda like Joel though, he has a boyish charm and most of his message (from what I gather) focuses on inner strength and perseverance.
re: escorting ok I will be as honest as the cage allows....I guess I never technically did it, escorted, like turning tricks from an ad or through a pimp. Not really my thing, but I'm not against it, I say more power to the whores.
I remember when I first really figured out that I was a whore. I remember I was in highschool and I was doing a lot of coke. The money was catching up with me and my parents were getting suspicious why I needed money all the time. One of my guy friends mentioned a dealer friend of his who traded blowjobs for 8balls. I knew I must have been different from my other girlfriends when I jumped at the chance, and my other friends didn't want to do it. I had just started driving, I remember driving my jeep to his house, he put out some lines and pulled out his dick. It was chode-like. Gross. One of my fastest bjs ever though. Just something that was so urgent at the time. I really wanted some yola.
I've never heard it described that way monks, but there is definitely a voice inside just hoping he will cum soon. Every sigh he breathes makes you think he is about to pop, but ends up to be a major let down when your mouth doesn't start to fill with cum... It happens "IRL" too in relationships when you're just not in the mood, but he is. There have been times where I realize I'm not breathing because I'm too busy worrying about when this fucker's going to cum. For the most part I love sucking and fucking, but even I'll admit there are times where you just gotta get through it. Time seems to pass sooooo slowly. No sense in clock-watching. Idk how the whores do it.
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#433370 - 09/08/10 06:18 PM
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That story is hot. How old were you when you sucked for an 8 ball? How old was the dealer?
Ever suck for anything else interesting? Like pot or a grade in a class?
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#433371 - 09/08/10 07:18 PM
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Me 16 and him, probably 19 or 20. I remember him being a wigger for sure. I was like a fucking wild child. Did a lot of drugs, and always liked to combine them. Shrooms are a favorite of all time. Sucked cock for e pills, showed tits for shots of jack daniels, definitely did a lot of crazy shit back in the day. I still do impulsive and stupid shit to this day, less drugs.... Only sucked cock for coke that one time, I always considered myself a lucky cokehead because all my friends did it, so I would just happen upon it. I never outright sucked or fucked for bags of weed but there was someone that I would fuck with just for the weed. He was fun though, he would take me on trips to Humboldt. I have more stories about just being a whore in general, not always in exchange for things..  I was thinking about the time spent in a whores mind mid-bj, the little voice some more. Sometimes it's not necessarily a "hurry up and get this over with" ...sometimes I remember an errand I had to run, or plan an outfit for the night. Or make a little mental to-do list. Thinking I wish I had time to get my nails done this morning. Stuff like that.
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#433372 - 09/08/10 08:09 PM
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"Only sucked cock for coke that one time"
ask panzer it can be habit forming.
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#433373 - 09/08/10 08:18 PM
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That drug dealer must have been one hard up idiot or the coke was stepped on really hard. Nobody I ever knew would trade a chick an 8-ball for just head.
I wouldn't cut out more than 2 small lines of speed for a head job when I was tweaking and I'd have to be wired pretty hard myself before I'd be that generous. I did trade an eighth of shrooms for a blowjob from a chick going to Villanova once but I was growing the shrooms so my out of pocket cost was about 75 cents.
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#433374 - 09/08/10 09:44 PM
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what is your weight at these days Marley? are you still in ths L.A.? where you at?
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#433376 - 09/09/10 11:41 AM
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As a matter of fact, I would like a private from Marley. The fact that I know her from XPT would make it especially appealing (also want to fuck Gia and Cameron). But it sounds like Marley needs to work on GFE. I wouldn't appreciate it if her mind was wandering while she's supposed to be puffing my pickle.
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#433377 - 09/09/10 03:29 PM
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awww, money can't buy you love, you jackal.
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#433379 - 09/09/10 04:41 PM
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Marley, there would be very high expectations for our private because of the baggage of our fake XPT relationship. We'd start out smoking a little weed. Unlike most private sessions, there'd be lots of kissing and lots of ass-to-mouth. Think you can handle it?
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#433384 - 09/12/10 05:40 PM
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Almost any substantive rely would torpedo my opportunity to fuck Marley, so I'm not going to respond. You're not worth it, Louser. Go back to your homemade youth hockey porn.
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#433385 - 09/12/10 05:57 PM
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ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol
wait...you're big into 70's show. name it..
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#433387 - 09/12/10 06:21 PM
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I remember when I first really figured out that I was a whore. I remember I was in highschool and I was doing a lot of coke. The money was catching up with me and my parents were getting suspicious why I needed money all the time. One of my guy friends mentioned a dealer friend of his who traded blowjobs for 8balls. I knew I must have been different from my other girlfriends when I jumped at the chance, and my other friends didn't want to do it. I had just started driving, I remember driving my jeep to his house, he put out some lines and pulled out his dick. It was chode-like. Gross. One of my fastest bjs ever though. Just something that was so urgent at the time. I really wanted some yola.
I've never heard it described that way monks, but there is definitely a voice inside just hoping he will cum soon. Every sigh he breathes makes you think he is about to pop, but ends up to be a major let down when your mouth doesn't start to fill with cum... It happens "IRL" too in relationships when you're just not in the mood, but he is. There have been times where I realize I'm not breathing because I'm too busy worrying about when this fucker's going to cum. For the most part I love sucking and fucking, but even I'll admit there are times where you just gotta get through it. Time seems to pass sooooo slowly. No sense in clock-watching. Idk how the whores do it.
1. Do you think that you really did it for the coke, or the coke was a nice excuse to be a whore? I mean, i tend to believe that the idea of using your body to get something comes later in life after one has been promiscuous for a while. You don't think in the infancy of your whoring, it was more of a this makes me feel sexy and wanted thing rather than a tool to use to get what you want? I ask this because im actually curious, the whole thing is fascinating
2. You do time watching in relationships? You don't say no when you aren't feeling it? Thats interesting, this done out of fear that he might not like you as much if you don't, or leave, or start a fight or a combo of those things?
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read what monkey said, read what marley said, boring, boring, skip, skip, skip
Agreed, amazing how many missed the point.
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#433388 - 09/12/10 06:46 PM
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Almost any substantive rely would torpedo my opportunity to fuck Marley, so I'm not going to respond. You're not worth it, Louser. Go back to your homemade youth hockey porn.
"Substantive reply". From Cokie. That's the funniest shit I've read this week. I'm sure in his substantive reply to me he'll reference that I'm a fat guy.
So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?
I find it hilarious that you're all into defending Blood and Honour, mostly by throwing out childish slurs from the anonymity of the interwebs, but you'll be happy to wade into the genetic juice of untold numbers of darkies. Tell me, Cokie, when you've paid your roses, is there going to be a particular shine you'll be thinking of? The one with the facial tattoo, perhaps? Country club, indeed.
I think we can officially see your racism for what it truly is. You're just another wannabe cuck wanting to feel dominated by a big bull. It all makes sense now.
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#433389 - 09/12/10 06:52 PM
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exactly berry...
coke would have you believe he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth but a nigger in his ass is the more likely scenario.
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#433391 - 09/14/10 01:30 PM
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ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol
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So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?
Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.
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#433393 - 09/14/10 01:43 PM
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why are you explaining yourself to me?.
i expect wit and sarcasm and out of you i demand it.
take a few days and get yourself together. the last thing we need around here is your broken ass moping around the place.
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#433395 - 09/14/10 05:20 PM
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So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?
Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.
You're all sorts of pissed off. Hilarious. No one said you were 70, cuck.
Blah blah blah...she's not a hooker anymore, but she still wants me...all the whores want me...they say so and i believe it...i'm classy cuz i pay for cooch...my mommy says i'm handsome...bullsperm is delicious.
Dude, you're a wannabee (probably are) cuck for BBC. You can't even get being a racist right. It's the easiest thing in the world to be, but you managed to fuck even that up. Your folks must be proud. Pathetic.
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#433396 - 09/14/10 05:29 PM
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So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?
Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts.
So, you're Huggy Bear, right? Or Superfly? Shaft. Yeah, you're John Shaft. You're a bad mother...I'm just talkin about Shaft. Nah, you're more like Desi Foxxx. Or MM is. Or you both are. Either way, you both love the BBC.
Question: Was Daddy a colored, or did Mommy just invite over lots of colored "uncles"? Did Daddy clean up the messes in Mommy, too?
Ah, this is the gift that keeps giving. The board has been pretty dead, but cuck copping to cucking just makes me feel alive.
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#433397 - 09/14/10 06:57 PM
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ya i'd hate to have you blow the chance to(pay to) fuck in the shadow of a shadow. and like that whore gives a fuck what you say, stooge. lol
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So, if you reply to Denzel that will somehow cost you MM money? I'm sure if you've got the cash, she's got the time. Kinda the way the "hobby" works, no?
Actually, it only works that way for bottom tier whores (which I don't mess with). Marley doesn't even work as an escort. She's now a salesperson in the world of squares. I'd have to ease her into the escort role. If I'm rude or criticize her for fucking spooks, the whole thing could collapse. If I'm successful, hobbyists who come after me would be the beneficiaries of my efforts. As for worrying about who she's fucked before, I might as well hang up my Erotic Review membership if I go down that road. All I ask is that my girls are clean, groomed, use condoms and are free of disease symptoms. I doubt you can relate, tubby. If you're capable of an erection at 400 lbs, then I'm the pope's sister. You probably haven't seen your junk without the aid of a mirror in 30 years.
You're all sorts of pissed off. Hilarious. No one said you were 70
Wow, I'm surprised you'd go anywhere near that. What with you being 45 but looking 75, it must be painful. It has to do with another thread, if you must know. I'm sorry, but then you must be accustomed to feeling left out.
Again, those insult attempts with no relevance for who I am in real life are like water under the bridge. I'm still teary-eyed from your admission in the "tattoos for fatties" thread that you accept that you are totally and unequivocally physically disgusting to all other humans. I want you to know that I'm in your corner. Your plight is every bit as moving as that of the Cher's retarded kid in "Mask".
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#433398 - 09/14/10 07:00 PM
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rocky dennis. he wants you to say rocky dennis, berry.
i'm blaming freestylah for all of this. all.of.it.
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lou: Quote:
i'm blaming freestylah for all of this. all.of.it.
All of what, exactly? And why? I mean, I'm ok with getting the blame, but I'd like to know why.
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#433402 - 09/15/10 06:53 AM
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You gonna change your screen name to Josef K?
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#433405 - 09/16/10 09:07 PM
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i got bangs today /not worth its own thread
Edited by farewell and adieu (09/16/10 09:09 PM)
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Marley, how about some recent tit pics. In fact, write my name on them.
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