You can't talk about blown out assholes without mentioning Kurt Lockwood.

Nice to see you here again, Grant. So, what's the deal with Crissy Moran? Is that Jesus stuff serious or just a shtick? Too bad Jesus didn't help her make rent about six months ago, when she asked for fanboi money on myspace. Does Crissy take it in the pooper in her private life? I just gots to know.