10 minutes after reading this & I am still laughing, it is fucking hillarious, especially if you are old enough to remember Rhodes & Murdoch:

# The AWA wrestlers in the 70s usually had three nights off in a row. One time Dusty Rhodes and Dick Murdoch got drunk, drove all the way from Minnesota to Louisiana for the sole purpose of kidnapping a mule, and brought it back to their apartment complex in Minnesota. Bored with just having the mule around the apartment, Murdoch got drunk(or was still drunk?), went to some country and western bar in downtown Minneapolis and rode the mule into the bar while firing a gun in the air. (Ad: This might be the greatest story I have ever heard)



This sounds like something Bornyo and I, Da Burglar, would do if were ever roommates.