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#433048 - 06/30/09 09:15 AM What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 06/29/07
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Loc: The valley

She´s no longer with Gold Star. Where´s Alana?
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#433049 - 06/30/09 09:22 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Maybe you should give her a call or write her a card?
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#433050 - 06/30/09 09:28 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Maybe a house fell on her.
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#433051 - 06/30/09 10:00 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Didn't she become some type of wrestler?
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#433052 - 06/30/09 10:07 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
Shes in my basement
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#433053 - 06/30/09 10:37 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Like most aging pornwhores...she's shifting over to the more lucrative arena of hooking. To give her a little credit she's "meeting" guys from a sugardaddie dating site and not craigslist. AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW - WE ARE QUITE HAPPY TOGETHER!!


Here is my luv's most recent photo that stole my heart


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#433054 - 06/30/09 11:29 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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She did a decent Gag Factor (the first one, IIRC). But I don't like that she got fake tits.

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#433055 - 06/30/09 11:45 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
I think that she is doing the same thing that Bree is doing.


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#433056 - 06/30/09 01:04 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW - WE ARE QUITE HAPPY TOGETHER!!

Here is my luv's most recent photo that stole my heart





Please tell her she needs to move up a fret to properly finger that G chord.

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#433057 - 06/30/09 01:42 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
she's having work done to her horse face






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#433058 - 06/30/09 02:52 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
^^ Is that Tiffany Mynx' son?
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#433059 - 06/30/09 02:55 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Looks like a publicity shot for Snow White and the Seven Plasmatics.




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#433060 - 06/30/09 02:55 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International



I wonder what she would look like with that guitar rammed up her ass.
I liked her back in the days, but I don't see the attraction anymore. I do like the big tits, though.
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#433061 - 06/30/09 04:31 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
LeTissier Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 209
Loc: Siena, Italia
Did she fuck Tiffany Mynx' son or not?

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#433062 - 06/30/09 05:06 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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#433063 - 06/30/09 07:36 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
She was the most annoying of the omnipresent pornwhores. Bitch was a featured 18 year old for what seems like a decade. If she mounts a cumback I'll stop watching porn again.
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#433064 - 06/30/09 07:41 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Zenman: Thank you, I was looking for that thread to share here.

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#433065 - 06/30/09 07:50 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Amazing. What a faggot her husband sounds like. I'm all for people who choose an 'open' relationship and whatnot, but this guy is a real piece of shit and not much of a man...
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#433066 - 06/30/09 07:56 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Tatty: you can probably search here and at ADT for her "kurt lockwood sex partner" connections. It's pretty funny once you start following the threads. (Try terms like "lockwood evans creampie accidental pregnant abortion"). You'll find it.

It might also make you hate humanity as spineless rodents grasping in the dark. Feeling around for something that might make them feel alive.
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#433067 - 06/30/09 08:49 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Did she fuck Tiffany Mynx' son or not?



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#433068 - 06/30/09 08:55 PM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Maybe a house fell on her.






Was she a witch/bitch to be around, FaceBlaster??


Personally I lost any fleeting interest in her after the boob job.
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#433069 - 07/01/09 05:33 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
You can follow her on Twitter -- no falling house yet, apparently.
I'm still waiting for her scene with the Mynxster's son to be released.
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#433070 - 07/01/09 08:09 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
Let me know when she's dead. On second thought, don't. I don't give a damn about her.
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#433071 - 07/01/09 08:28 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Let's revisit this classic thread at ADT




I don't read ADT, but I'm glad I read that thread (part of it, anyway). Epic.
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#433072 - 07/01/09 08:33 AM Re: What happened to Alana Evans?
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Registered: 12/28/05
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He (Chris) cursed me out one time on Youtube cause I said she wasnt that attractive then he blocked me.

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