On the 4th straight day of being house bound after my mild breakdown I decided that watching a few kubrick movies might cheer me up, the second movie (after eyes wide shut) was lolita, and like most mentally ill people I googled the stars of the movie after. When I came across a page for the girl who played lolita herself, it struck me she lived a pretty fucked up life, after playing a pretty fucked up girl and as the saying goes 2 plus 2 equals 4 and bingo my damaged mind created this thread for you all to read, its that simple folks. I will start with Lolita star Sue Lyon


Which one was more fucked up?

Lolita Sue



Case: Teen whore, slept with her step father, old con man quilty, some young hick boy who got knocked her up, ran away from home more than once, her mother resented and hated her, mildly annoying


OR

REAL Sue Lyon



Married 5 times , once to a negro high school football coach back in 1971, and to a murderer while he was serving time behind bars (She met Gary "Cotton" Adamson at the Colorado State Penitentiary, where he was currently serving time for murder and robbery. She worked as a cocktail waitress and lived in an hotel in Denver nearby. She married him in 1973 and began working for prison reform and conjugal rights. Unfortunately this was another short-lived marriage as she divorced him after he committed yet another robbery), pissed away acting career and worked as a waitress near an airport, which in terms of the waitress game is right near the bottom, and she is a manic depressive.

Robert Downey Jr


Actor- Less than Zero



Hes a junkie in a terrible movie, best friends with Andrew Mccarthy, sucks dick to support his habit, his dealer is james spader, its a terrible movie,


Real Robert Downey jr



Is a junkie, had to star in an elton john music video to support his habit, did hookers in a superman costume, went to jail, needed the fat guy from swingers to revive his career


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Tara Reid

The Big Lebowski



Movie name was 'bunny', she was banging an old cripple who pretended to have money but was broke (remind you of anyone?), she was a pornstar in the movie, she couldnt look more jersey if she tried and thats a bad thing, she offered the dude a blowjob for money and if he paid more oscar winner phillip seymour hoffman could watch, tara reid was in a coen brothers movie

Real Tara Reid




Destroyed her body, is the godmother of young female stars killing careers due to booze and poor public behavior leading the way for britney and lindsay, went from a coen brothers movie, a $200 million teen smash hit, dating a superbowl mvp to begging for small parts in straight to dvd movies with ed furlong

Reality is always more fucked up than fantasy !