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what kind of face wash do you porn ladies use to get the cum off your faces? is there some strange cum removing facewash that you can only buy in southern california?


Just to fuck with the ladies at the Chanel counter at Saks 5th Avenue, I asked what they reccommend for washing cum off my face. They looked horrified for 2 minutes, then began trying to sell me $500 worth of serums.



Why the fuck did I have to meet Gia through a Porn board? Why couldn't she be my girlfriend from Junior year that I never lost touch with...why? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/masturbanana.gif" alt="" />
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