I am pleased to announce that one member of the xxxporntalk fantasy league has with the greatest humility accepted my offer to surrender before the season begins. To show my gracious nature, I will not reveal his identity and rob him of his manhood. That's two games I'm up on the rest of the infidels already. In celebration of the Almighty Allah's eternal power, I will extend the terms of surrender for one more week. Anyone wishing to strike a deal and save themselves from the humiliation of being curbed by the Arab's boot can do so privately.







(Cleetus, is this okay? I'm going to post this in the thread but I don't want to mention your name until after the season is over. You should probably mention the thing about wagering money, they'll suspect too much if I do it.)