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#43406 - 10/13/04 07:05 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
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Good work dude- everyone else should lose so as I can catch back up
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#43407 - 10/13/04 08:37 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 06/10/04
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doesn't get any closer then that fucker. Props bitch.
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#43408 - 10/19/04 09:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
O.K you bitches. I'm near the top of the leader board. After my glorious victory, Team Punishment is on a roll. In 2 weeks I will be on top. I cant remember who my opponent is, but it doesn't mattter. He will have his head handed to him. Chico has spoken!
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#43409 - 10/25/04 04:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
"WHO IS THE MAN? I,Thats who. 96 F'N points. That is the highest all season. That with the 78 scored last week; Team Punishement is on a roll. Whos is my next victim? Step up to the plate or step off. Victory is mine and defeat is yours. Chico has spoken!"
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#43410 - 10/25/04 04:42 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Offline
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Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
One Gimp started three players on a bye week...retard
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#43411 - 10/25/04 04:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 47
dolphins finally win jets next monday nite will be win #2

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#43412 - 10/25/04 06:36 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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One Gimp started three players on a bye week...retard



Was it Doron, a.k.a, The Minion?
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#43413 - 10/25/04 08:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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dolphins finally win jets next monday nite will be win #2





I hope not dude, I want them to have an embarrassing season so as to force the owner into a complete upheaval- new coach , GM and defeinetely new qb plus a top flight draft pick like Kyle orton or a stud RB. Plus the Jets are just better this year- Ram game was a fluke- we suck.
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#43414 - 10/26/04 10:50 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Wow, I won another squeker with chad johnsons monday night performance- stinking Pennigton he is getting the bench on my team.
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#43415 - 11/24/04 03:34 AM Remember, Thursday game this week..
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Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 38
Line ups early. Nice to see the tie last week, make the race for fourth place more interesting

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#43416 - 11/24/04 03:38 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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This is only a two team race, jizzmoper and myself. Everyone else is thru. I avenged 2 of my earlier losses. I face Tony's team, whom I have beaten, again this week. Who can stop Team Punishment, ha ha!
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#43417 - 11/24/04 09:31 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
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Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
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You actually think you can stop me? Remember, I set the all-time point record for one week of 140 that will NEVER even be close to broken. Your puny lineup does not threaten me. I could beat u with Manning and Vinatieri alone!!! In fact, I think I could take on two or three combined at one time and still win.
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#43418 - 11/24/04 11:50 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Think? I know so. You have beaten alot of mediocore teams. We are the only ones that are at least 3 games above .500. Face it, you will not win. Accept it. It will make defeat that much easier to swallow.
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#43419 - 12/14/04 07:33 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I finished in second place after losing my first 2 games of the season. In my last 3 games, I went 1-1-1. I thought one of you guys would surely pass me in the standings, but I was wrong. You all suck. I did this all athis without my best player available. Its just good team managment. I now face Herpes Infected Dogs, whom I will beat this Sunday. Bow down to your imminent champion. Chico has spoken!
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#43420 - 12/14/04 02:28 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Oh no, I have created a monster
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#43421 - 12/14/04 05:40 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Its your fault Cleetus. You got us all involved and the only reason you didnt come in last place was because The Minions AWOL from the league prevented it from happening. I avenged my loss as I predicted. Only jizzmoper stands in the way. Victory is mine. Chico has spoken!
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#43422 - 12/14/04 05:45 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Ahh, but I have discovered my error and it will be rectified next year. Good luck to those who are in the playoffs guys.
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#43423 - 12/15/04 06:42 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
A good year all around. It's pretty amazing that no more than a game or two separated #2 through #8.
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#43424 - 12/15/04 08:01 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
but I am #9
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#43425 - 12/15/04 11:44 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 38
one fucking 1/2 game

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#43426 - 12/16/04 04:24 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 47
the finatic beat the jizzmopper

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#43427 - 12/21/04 04:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 47
fins beat patsys

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#43428 - 12/21/04 04:44 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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fins beat patsys




That was a high point because it shows that the fins can play better and when we get Saban and a stud Rb and Ol (by trading down if possible) we won't be this bad again next year
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#43429 - 12/21/04 04:56 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
As I said before the draft even started, I am destined for greatness. The title is mine. I thought it would be jizzmoper and myself in the championship. I didnt get to avenge my loss to him. Doesnt matter. I would've won anyway. Bow down to your champion. CHICO HAS SPOKEN!
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#43430 - 12/27/04 09:40 AM XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
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I talked the talk, I walked the walk. I did what I said I would do; I became your champion and there isnt anything anyone can do about. I avenged losses and left countless victims behind. Some; were totally annihilated and made an example. Bow down to your reigning Champion. Chico has spoken!
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#43431 - 12/27/04 01:06 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Bastard- just like I do with all my favorite teams , I say wait til next year
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#43432 - 12/27/04 01:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cleetus--why wait, baseball is around the corner. Bring it!
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#43433 - 12/27/04 01:41 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
No, hockey
Seriously though I have figured out where I erred and shall rectify the problem in next years draft- if I can remember it then
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#43434 - 12/27/04 01:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cleetus, you were dependant on getting the first pick in the draft so you can build your team around Priest Holmes. I ended up with him and then the bastard gets injured. I had no really receivers and Bettis was my only consistent RB. It was all defense,TE and my QB's getting the job done. And superior coaching. Other guys had better players, but I just handled my line-up more efficiently. If anything, I got shafted by picking first. The draft order meant I got first pick, but then got screwed when I shouldve got the 11th pick (damn reverse order).
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#43435 - 12/27/04 01:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
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Nope, It has nothing to do with picking early in the draft, in fact i would prefer to pick later towards the middle or the very end. I listened to some "experts" with their draft advice and should have done what i wanted. Plus my qb underperformed and is a crybaby (chad Pennington) and many of my starters were out for abnormal lengths of time. I shall not give away my secrets to you o' champion of our league- but i will be back
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#43436 - 10/25/05 10:08 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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The greatness that is Chico has returned. Cleetus, I applauded your commitment to psycological warfare.But in order for it to work,you must be sane. Clearly you are not,if you really believe you will win.You have the heart of a warrior,yet the mind of the mentally challenged. Call your mother and tell her she should be expecting you.Because just like a 5 yr.old who hears thunder and lightning for the first time,you will crawl into mommy's
bed and quiver like the coward you after your crushing loss to me.Chico has spoken.



Bump
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#43437 - 10/25/05 10:26 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Ahh, but I have discovered my error and it will be rectified next year. Good luck to those who are in the playoffs guys.



When? Still waiting on it.
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#43438 - 10/25/05 10:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What? I won this week
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#43439 - 10/26/05 01:00 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Yo Cleetus, as commish, can you do something about absentee owners? There's a few players I want, but there team owners are participating anymore. Lets raid there talent pool.
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#43440 - 10/26/05 06:51 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
No, there is nothing that can be done, except hope you win when you play them any given week. Why? Are you in need of some aid
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#43441 - 10/26/05 10:51 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Chico doesn't want the "Felons" to smoke his team for a second time, that's all.

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#43442 - 10/26/05 12:12 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Chico doesn't want the "Felons" to smoke his team for a second time, that's all.



Funny how a man in 7th place can brag how he's gonna beat me. Whatever. When you have a winning record-you can talk. Till then, enjoy being playing catchup. Week 12 is redemption. Ask Cleetus. I have beaten everyone who I have lost to in a rematch since we began playing. Your no exception. Chico has spoken!
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#43443 - 11/01/05 01:25 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Congrats Cleetus for knocking off the previously unbeaten Minion. Looks like the Minion forgot to shuffle his line-up this week as many had bye weeks. Who cares. A win is a win. Maybe he dropped playing like last season.
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#43444 - 01/03/06 11:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Sorry I'm so late but - your XXXPT Fantasy Football League Champion is John Floofin. Chico you can take down your old ass sig. any day now


Congrats Floof
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#43445 - 01/04/06 03:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Thank you Cleetus! The king is dead, Chico's reign of misery and terror is over. With that, I am heralding in an all new reign of misery and terror! So who were all those fools in our league? As far as I could tell by the end of the season there were maybe 5 of us playing who ever post on XPT. Roll call bitches, who's out there?

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#43446 - 01/05/06 11:40 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Congrats Floofer, I kinda lost interest after Favre, Corey Dillon and Jamal Lewis all shit the bed.
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#43447 - 01/11/06 02:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Thank you Cleetus! The king is dead, Chico's reign of misery and terror is over. With that, I am heralding in an all new reign of misery and terror! So who were all those fools in our league? As far as I could tell by the end of the season there were maybe 5 of us playing who ever post on XPT. Roll call bitches, who's out there?



Comgrats Floofin, At least Cleetus didnt win. He started this league and hasnt been able to win it yet, lol. Really, everyone should annouce who they are. The first yr was easy to identify, but this yr??? Anyway, till Sept. when we do it all over again.
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