So far in the smacktalkin' race between Chico and Feetus,the clear and distinctive winner is your future fantasy football champion,me. Cleetus, your smack lacks a certain something,what can it be? Ahh,I know. You lack testicular fortitude. When you grow a pair,maybe you can join the big boys.(Chico throws a pacifier towards Cleetus,who is sobbing in agreement).Chico has spoken!