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There were only 7 votes in Coke's annoying push poll



they feel SORRY for you

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AA aficionado? What the fuck is that?



Someone who not only attends AA meetings, but announces the fact to anyone who will listen and then tortures them by talking about it ("Tradition Seven", "AA is all about...", "I'll go to a great meeting tonight about my favorite step").


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linoleum



Nice try. That asbestos shit on your floor was probably installed long before linoleum was invented.


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cats that scratched the chair leg




The cat scratched it, but your the one who neglected to throw it on the trash heap. You fail to recognize that it's trash because you are trash yourself. It's the perfect chair for you!


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with 3 guys sober over 30 years



You and the pussy posse would have to beat them off with a stick in any club.


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in my field



telemarketing

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I'm not richer, stronger, smarter, or better than those around me




no shit, sherlock


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enjoy my work and my life




good - no one else would






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