30 days all federal/state buildings flying flags at half staff, traditional horse-drawn artillery caisson, lie in honor in the Rotunda of the United States Capitol Building in Washington, D.C., 21 gun staute from honor guard and lastly an aerial salute...Missing man formation. Am I asking for too much Yes/No???

The most I'd be willing to do for you would be to fire a cap gun a few times and pouring out a thimble full of mad dog.

Masturbate vigorously and try to be happy with what you have accomplished in your meager life.

I' d rather go out Gram Parsons style with my friends stealing my body for one last party in the desert.

See my signature.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I want all evidence of my existence erased from history.