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#43256 - 08/02/04 02:01 PM XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	OK, I set up a league on yahoo for all of us ( well up to 10 of us) here on XXXporntalk.com. If you like the National Football League then join up and see how well your fantasy team stacks up against your fellow xxxporntalkers. All you need to play is a yahoo id( for my yahoo, yahoo mail, etc.). It is free to get a yahoo Id so If you don't already have one- get one. The fantasy football league is free as well. I have set the live draft up for Monday August 30 11:30 pm Eastern standard time. If a bunch of us can't make it then I can try to move it to another time. You can also pre rank your players after signing up and if you don't make the live draft the computer will do it for you. The league name is: xxxptalk the league ID: 290402 The password is: porno69 Just sign into your Yahoo account and go here: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1 and follow the directions to joining a pre-existing custom league ( plug in the league ID number and password- and then create your team) Everyone here is welcome to join up so I hope that at least 10 of us will join up.. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43257 - 08/02/04 09:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Count me in Cleetus. I think we are the only sports fans here thou. www.exquisitemenu.com _________________________
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#43258 - 08/03/04 08:11 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
jizzard Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/20/04 Posts: 109 Loc: here nor there	Count me out, Cleet. I hate football... if it were baseball, maybe.
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#43259 - 08/03/04 08:29 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	I'm in fuckers, get ready to get trounced. Malice _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#43260 - 08/03/04 08:58 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	I hope you all like losing.
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#43261 - 08/03/04 05:59 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Ok, first of all I am glad that the league is half full already- with 5 slots remaining to be filled- c'mon guys I know there are more football fans in this forum, Football and Pussy are as american as apple pie. Second,Now on to the smack talking: It is clear to me that you other 4 guys are on crack if you think you are going to win- I am the master now bow before me , there that is better _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43262 - 08/03/04 10:16 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Cleetus-your mouth is writing a check your ass can't cash. Bring your 2nd rate pop warner squad on. You will have the privilege of telling your grandkids you were once annihilated by the one and only......Chico. _________________________
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#43263 - 08/04/04 09:02 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yeah- see I knew I could get some wrestling grade smack talk going on here- but you better see who you draft first before we really ramp up the smack talk. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43264 - 08/04/04 07:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	I see you going 15-0. That is awesome,just fantastic. What a way to recover from your Opening Day disaster. Most guys would quit after what my team does to yours. It will be inspiring,it truly will. Just seeing 11 Rudy's all thinking they have a shot at greatness only to be slapped back into consciousness by bitch called reality. _________________________
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#43265 - 08/04/04 08:02 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I'm not much on football, but if you absolutely need another hand close to a deadline, you can put my name in there as a Designated Patsy.<tm> _________________________
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#43266 - 08/04/04 11:10 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	I don't know who I have to pay off, but I'm winning this mofo.
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#43267 - 08/05/04 12:15 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Hey guys I have moved up the draft one day to Sunday the 29th of August at 11:30 pm est, because 1 of us was not able to make it on the monday. I hope this is not a problem for anyone else. If it is just pm me or post here and we will agree on a date and time, It doesn't matter to me because I can do it anynight after 9pm est. Asslovin you don't need to pay anyone off you just need to pick a good team- although I sometimes think it is a crap shoot because half the time my good teams lose anyway. You guys might want to go to the league page for your team and pre rank your players beforehand too- in case something come up or you forget the draft- the computer will pick them for you according to your ranking. But to tell the truth the Live draft is a lot of the fun of Fantasy football- except for the smack talking which leads me to .... Chico- it is clear that you cannot wait to start the trash talking so let's get it on..... I am going to beat you down in our matchup like a yellow egg sucking dog, it is possible that you will be so traumatized that you won't be able to fix your lineups for successive weeks thereby nullifying your whole season.. but I like you so I will take it easy on you. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43268 - 08/05/04 07:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico- it is clear that you cannot wait to start the trash talking so let's get it on..... I am going to beat you down in our matchup like a yellow egg sucking dog, it is possible that you will be so traumatized that you won't be able to fix your lineups for successive weeks thereby nullifying your whole season.. but I like you so I will take it easy on you. Yellow egg sucking dog? Wow Feetus,that is clever. Very Shakesperian in your description. I almost got teary eyed. It was very moving. In fact VanShamme, it was so moving,I almost had a bowel movement after reading your comeback. I hope your a better GM than you are cutting promos because my friend, you will be put in your place. Ask your self this,what place is that? Being my bitch,VanLamme.Its nothing personal,just business.You have the unfortanate fate of being my first opponent. I hold no spite or hatred towards you.On Opening Day,YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER VICTIM. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43269 - 08/06/04 02:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Hehe, on board ain't enough to hold our massive egos, we've got to trash-talk on two. _________________________
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#43270 - 08/06/04 02:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yeah I just noticed and added to the messages on the league board. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43271 - 08/06/04 03:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	i'm joining screw ricky
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#43272 - 08/06/04 03:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Glad to have ya aboard Porno 69- join right in with all us other trash talkers, but don't kick Chico in the shins he doesn't seem to like that. 3 more spots are open in the league after porno joins in. Hey Porno69 are you a Miami Dolphins fan too? Not only did Ricky screw us but Boston might be out for the year ( damn I shouldn't have said that and Chico might have taken him) Also here is a great site for fins fans Porno69: http://www.phinfever.com/ I like the forums there too- lots of info gleaned from all the dolphin press all in the one forum. Check it out. Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/06/04 06:11 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43273 - 08/06/04 06:56 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Good show Doron is in too and I know he likes wrestling too so Maybe we have another smack talker in the mix, we are all heels here Doron- nobody wants to be the face That makes 8 of us so 2 spots are still available. Man now I am getting worked up myself waiting for this draft- where I obtain the method of all of you bastards' destruction. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43274 - 08/07/04 03:52 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	hey cleetus yes i am dolfan had season ticks for 10 years till #13 retired check out www.screwricky.com
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#43275 - 08/07/04 04:04 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yep, big fin fan here too but I think we are screwed this year- no top flight rb and only 1 top wr, plus no clear cut qb ( though AJ should be- all those years under Fiedler are enough). Oh well if we suck really bad maybe we can finally get a good draft pick. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43276 - 08/08/04 12:57 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	The greatness that is Chico has returned. Cleetus, I applauded your commitment to psycological warfare.But in order for it to work,you must be sane. Clearly you are not,if you really believe you will win.You have the heart of a warrior,yet the mind of the mentally challenged. Call your mother and tell her she should be expecting you.Because just like a 5 yr.old who hears thunder and lightning for the first time,you will crawl into mommy's bed and quiver like the coward you after your crushing loss to me.Chico has spoken. _________________________
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#43277 - 08/08/04 04:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Haha, I laugh in the face of your puny threats. I not only think I will win the league but I know I will prevail in the 1st week. There are 2 spots still open for anyone interested-it's free and easy so come on in and join the fun and smack talkin Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/08/04 04:41 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43278 - 08/08/04 05:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	So far in the smacktalkin' race between Chico and Feetus,the clear and distinctive winner is your future fantasy football champion,me. Cleetus, your smack lacks a certain something,what can it be? Ahh,I know. You lack testicular fortitude. When you grow a pair,maybe you can join the big boys.(Chico throws a pacifier towards Cleetus,who is sobbing in agreement).Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43279 - 08/09/04 09:17 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	Asslovindude: Hey Chico, what's your team's name? Chico: Well, we're th... Asslovindude: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!
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#43280 - 08/09/04 05:32 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Hahahaaaa, My friend Asslovin comes in and attacks hard knocking Chico to the floor- This has the makings of a great handicapped match Myself and asslovin beating down a defenseless Chico. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43281 - 08/09/04 08:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Asslovindude: Hey Chico, what's your team's name? Chico: Well, we're th... Asslovindude: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!! Asslovingdude, I will give you an A' for effort,but an F' for originality. You spout your mouth like a cheap carbon copy of The Rock. That was as creative as "My daddy can kick your daddys ass." Now Gassloving..I can call you gassloving? Well,of course I can. I can smell your gassy stench over here. Now gasslovingcrude,its kind cute that you want to emulate big brother Feetus. Take my advice,walk away and forfeit. Otherwise,history will repeat its self when we meet later in the season.You will be JUST ANOTHER VICTIM. Now be a good little boy and make Chico laugh.Light one of your gassy farts for my amusement.Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43282 - 08/09/04 08:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Hahahaaaa, My friend Asslovin comes in and attacks hard knocking Chico to the floor- This has the makings of a great handicapped match Myself and asslovin beating down a defenseless Chico. I lost all respect for you Cleetus. What kind of a man drags his little brother out of the short,little school bus; you know the one,where they make the passengers wear helmets, and makes him fight his battles? Hell,beating the snot out of both of you will be cakewalk. I might even start my second stringers because you two couldn't coach your way out of a wet paper bag. Make it a handicap match,makes no difference to me. The result will be the same. One quick question, who "pitches" and who "catches"? Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43283 - 08/09/04 09:01 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	The NFL season will never live up to this smack. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#43284 - 08/09/04 09:07 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	jrv,who is winning the smacktalk portion of our contest? Feetus,Gasslovingcrude or me? _________________________
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#43285 - 08/10/04 12:18 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Chico, once again you are shooting your wadd too quickly, pace yourself you will last longer ( or think of baseball stats if it helps)- we haven't even got teams yet so it is hard to get specific in the trash talking. Although you really could have been more creative when choosing a name- or one that fit you better- perhaps the stinkpalms or Butt pirates _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43286 - 08/10/04 03:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 176	Well, well, well-look at what we got here. On one hand you have a bunch of shit talking douchebags thinking their shit don't stink. On the other hand, you have DoronD the man who will let his work do the talking. All of you will be just more victims to my resume.
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#43287 - 08/10/04 03:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Well two points here- 1.) you have just been added to the shit talkers club- welcome Doron 2.) you have a point about letting your work do the talkin- man I can't wait for the draft so that i can begin the pummeling _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43288 - 08/10/04 07:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico, once again you are shooting your wadd too quickly, pace yourself you will last longer ( or think of baseball stats if it helps)- we haven't even got teams yet so it is hard to get specific in the trash talking. Although you really could have been more creative when choosing a name- or one that fit you better- perhaps the stinkpalms or Butt pirates Butt pirates Feetus? Is that a hobby of yours? Stinkpalms is what I got after fisting your sis...,well I wont go there. Now Cleetus Van Shamme, its getting old picking on the guy who needs his little brothers help. So I'll tell you what I'll do. Out of the kindness of my heart, I'll stop the smacktalkin' since its clear your not even in my league. Once your ready to resume,look me up. I ain't that hard to find.I'll be the one atop the standings. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43289 - 08/10/04 07:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Well, well, well-look at what we got here. On one hand you have a bunch of shit talking douchebags thinking their shit don't stink. On the other hand, you have DoronD the man who will let his work do the talking. All of you will be just more victims to my resume. Doron D,double d,Dinky Dong. How you been? Glad you were able to pull your ass out of your head for a second. Now, I can stop the smack (since Cleetus is no competition) or let my action speak for themselves. However,I'm touch you took my VICTIM line and added your own twist to it. As far as poop stinking, do us all a favor. Dont put your head up your ass,its a nasty habit. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43290 - 08/10/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	You know guys,this might end up being the longest thread in history. The season hasn't started and were on page 2. Imagine what it will look like after a 16 week season? With all the smack going on Cleetus, we should've joined a fantasy wrestling league.lol. www.adultstaffingservices.com _________________________
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#43291 - 08/10/04 08:59 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: jrv,who is winning the smacktalk portion of our contest? Feetus,Gasslovingcrude or me? Chico, I'm having way too much fun reading this to ever pick a winner - I want to see the smack go the full season, overtime every game. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#43292 - 08/11/04 09:55 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 176	ChicoTravieso , you silly bastard. You strike first but I will end this conflict. You see, when you and I meet on the field of agony it will be you on your back staring at the heavens. I'm gonna run through you like metamucil through a little elderly woman.
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#43293 - 08/11/04 08:52 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: ChicoTravieso , you silly bastard. You strike first but I will end this conflict. You see, when you and I meet on the field of agony it will be you on your back staring at the heavens. I'm gonna run through you like metamucil through a little elderly woman. Finally, someone has the stones to step up to the plate. I guess I lit a fire in Poron P's belly, and what a big belly it is. We both know I'm going to wipe the field goalline to goalline,hashmark to hashmark, with your sorry ass. By the end of the game,YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY MINION. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43294 - 08/12/04 03:46 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 176	For me to someone's minion the person I work for must have testicular fortitude. So buddy,that leaves you out. The field of glory will be covered by your carcass and dreams. You will be another stepping stone on my way to glory. I win. You lose. Who will be next?
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#43295 - 08/12/04 10:13 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Poron P,what in the hell are you talking about? You come in erupting like a volcano,only to fizzle out like a cheap sparkler. Once again,you rip-off Chico's lines and make them your own. You aren't saying anything I haven't said before, but then again; you knew that already. Prepare for the showdown that will be known as Poron P's Last Stand. Hell is coming...and he is I. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43296 - 08/16/04 01:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 176	You are a delussional bastard. You talk the most shit yet I will be the one making the measurements for your coffin. I will dig your rotting corpse up in 8 years and use as my mascot as an example of the p[ain I will dish out. I win. You lose.That's life.
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#43297 - 08/16/04 02:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Still only 8 people in the league guys- the maximum number of people is 10. But it looks like we will be going with 8 teams unless 2 more join up, either way it shouldn't be a problem as long as we have an even number of teams.Actually if even more people wanted to join I could up the maximum to 12 teams so it is really flexible- there are still spots available though if anyone else wants in( don't forget it is free). Man I can't wait for the draft so as to begin my asswhippin - starting with Chico in week 1. Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (08/16/04 02:56 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43298 - 08/16/04 05:14 PM Now Accepting Submission
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I am pleased to announce that one member of the xxxporntalk fantasy league has with the greatest humility accepted my offer to surrender before the season begins. To show my gracious nature, I will not reveal his identity and rob him of his manhood. That's two games I'm up on the rest of the infidels already. In celebration of the Almighty Allah's eternal power, I will extend the terms of surrender for one more week. Anyone wishing to strike a deal and save themselves from the humiliation of being curbed by the Arab's boot can do so privately. (Cleetus, is this okay? I'm going to post this in the thread but I don't want to mention your name until after the season is over. You should probably mention the thing about wagering money, they'll suspect too much if I do it.) _________________________
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#43299 - 08/16/04 05:23 PM Re: Now Accepting Submission
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	First of all it would be unthinkable to surrender to a dirt worshipping heathen and whoever has done so is pitiful. Second anyone can bet stuff on their matchups- like loser has to lick swami's forehead or something worse but keep in mind I am a very poor man so no money will part my wallet _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43300 - 08/16/04 09:18 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: You are a delussional bastard. You talk the most shit yet I will be the one making the measurements for your coffin. I will dig your rotting corpse up in 8 years and use as my mascot as an example of the p[ain I will dish out. I win. You lose.That's life. The key to a good promo is not to resort to profanity. Here,I'll rewrite yours.Take notes. "Chico,take the blinders off,you delussional bastard. You open-up your piehole and spew all kinds of manure. I'm going to get a shovel for all the crap thats building around you. When I'm done with that shovel,I'm going to bash your head in, dig a grave for your carcass and stuff it in the coffin with your name on it. Let generations to follow,the pain I dish out.You loose to the winner...ME! That's f'n life." Isn't that better. Feel free to improvise it a little. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43301 - 08/16/04 09:25 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Man I can't wait for the draft so as to begin my asswhippin - starting with Chico in week 1. Week 1 is an exciting time for all. The new TV season is near,baseball playoffs heat up,schools resume and Feetus gets destroyed on opening day.Walk away son,walk away.Its the only chance you have. Just like the little engine that could,poor little Feetus thinks he can,but he wont.The reason? Me. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43302 - 08/16/04 09:32 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Anyone wishing to strike a deal and save themselves from the humiliation of being curbed by the Arab's boot can do so privately. (Chico senses a disturbing smell in the air and sniffs around) Smilingarab,I thought I recognized that horrid camel smell. We we meet,prepare to get the holy jihad kicked out of your smelly camel ass. Just like Feetus,Poron P,you will be another nameless forgoten victim of your future football champion,me. Bring it. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43303 - 08/17/04 11:47 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
DoronD Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 176	Let the blood flow like wine!
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#43304 - 08/18/04 10:51 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Yes Doron,what an improvement. See,the uncoachable can be coached. I'll lay off for awhile so the rest of the goon squad can practice their promos. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43305 - 08/19/04 02:41 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Ah, so you're feeling better, Chico? I was sort of worried after the doctors said you may never be able to shit again after SURGICALLY REMOVING MY FOOT FROM YOUR ASS. Don't get too comfortable, though. There are many, many weeks of acting as a human shoehorn for me still to come. I wear a size twelve and I hate a snug fit. _________________________
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#43306 - 08/19/04 03:01 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yeah, some more competition for Chico in the smack talking department- the Arab brings out the big smackdown (damn it why do I think that every time I refer to Smilingarab as the arab a computer goes on at the NSA and records the whole post thinking it is about Osama) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43307 - 08/19/04 11:23 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Ah, so you're feeling better, Chico? I was sort of worried after the doctors said you may never be able to shit again after SURGICALLY REMOVING MY FOOT FROM YOUR ASS. Don't get too comfortable, though. There are many, many weeks of acting as a human shoehorn for me still to come. I wear a size twelve and I hate a snug fit. (Chico wakes up from his nap) Hey Arab, you still flapping your camel lips? Dont you realize NO ONE cares what a camel riding,pointy shoe wearing,Slurpy pushing,grenade throwing terrorist has to say? Im going to slap the taste out your mouth all the way back to Baghdad. When do we meet for our showdown? It doesnt really matter because that sand clock you call reality is about to come to a rude awakaning. I rule the desert plains.Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43308 - 08/19/04 11:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Yeah, some more competition for Chico in the smack talking department- Im proud of you Feetus. The love a big brother has for his little brother is special. You know what is also special? The ass-whipping your going to get,in only the way Chico delivers....FAST AND HARD. You will not survive a full season. Trauma and humiliation is a deadly combination. Why subject yourself to it? But if thats what you want,that is what you'll get.Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43309 - 08/24/04 04:50 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Ok guys just a reminder that the draft is this Sunday August 29 at 11:30pm eastern standard time. There are two spots still open if anyone wants in. I will be closing the registration on Friday night so if you want in join before then. So for us 8 in so far don't forget if you think you can't make the draft to pre rank your players on your team page or else the computer might make some funky ass picks for you or pick guys you hate. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43310 - 08/24/04 06:15 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Can you trade players afterwards. Havent had time to sit and figure out how it works. _________________________
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#43311 - 08/24/04 06:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Yeah you can trade with other guys in the league but there is a 2 day waiting period in between in order for the other teams in our league to raise any objections to the trade. For example if I said I'll trade you travis minor for priest holmes and you agreed- the other guys could veto the trade because it is too lopsidded. Also you can pick up players and drop them all year until near the end, in other words there will be a lot of guys who are not drafted at all, so you can put in a claim on them and drop an equal number from your roster (1 for 1). Now if someone else has already put a claim in on that same guy whoever has a higher priority that week gets the guy. It is really easy to do once we all draft because then your team page is filled up and you can start setting up your roster and backups and trading and more. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43312 - 08/24/04 06:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Thanks Cleetus. _________________________
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#43313 - 08/24/04 06:35 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	No problem, If anyone has any questions- I'll try and answer them if I know the answer. I have been in leagues for 3 years now but this is the first i have started. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43314 - 08/24/04 09:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	So with that in mind....LET THE ASSWHIPPING BEGIN! Come one,come all. Say your prayers boys,its going to be a long season. _________________________
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#43315 - 08/25/04 08:07 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: So with that in mind....LET THE ASSWHIPPING BEGIN! Come one,come all. Say your prayers boys,its going to be a long season. Yeah for you, Chico _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43316 - 08/25/04 07:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	are there any more spots available, can I join in on this? _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43317 - 08/25/04 07:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	yeah dude just make sure you join by friday night is all. Glad to have you. You seem like you know your football too. The live draft is this Sunday at 11:30pm eastern time. All the info will be on your team page when you sign up. Welcome to the league. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43318 - 08/25/04 09:35 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AMA Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/14/04 Posts: 164 Loc: Sin City	I just signed up. My team is LittlePornValley. It appears as if I got the 10th and last spot in the league. _________________________ Remember me? "Modelgig" - I am now AMADude.
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#43319 - 08/25/04 09:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	I got in there also! Prepare to die!!!! _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43320 - 08/25/04 09:55 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Yes. More victims. We talk smack here as you can tell by the previous posts. Its all in good fun. www.adultstaffingservices.com _________________________
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#43321 - 08/26/04 06:21 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	This is looking muy excellente! Draft is 11:30 PT Eastern /8:30 PACIFIC on Sunday. This should be very fun. Malice _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#43322 - 08/26/04 07:40 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	All right it is all filled up then at 10 teams ,good show guys glad to have everyone aboard and hope to see you all Sunday night for the live draft. Like I said though if there is even the possiblity you can't make it be sure to go to yout team page in the league and prerank your players to ensure you have a chance to get who you want, otherwise the computer does it automatically and may pick some stinkers for you. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43323 - 08/27/04 01:49 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	I wish I could make the draft but unfortunately I can't. I've got my pre-ranked list done. I can't wait to see who I get.
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#43324 - 08/27/04 08:08 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	It's too bad you can't make the draft, I'm glad you preranked because the computer does some funky things if you don't- like I said you can add/release players after the draft or ask others in the league for trades if you want other players than those drafted by the computer. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43325 - 08/29/04 06:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	Good Draft, now prepare to lose FUCKOS! _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43326 - 08/29/04 06:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	I got some great players. Michael Vick! _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43327 - 08/29/04 07:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	One thing that sucked is I got the first pick,then the 20th.WTF is that? I should've got the 11th pick etc. The order sucked ass. Doesnt matter cause I'm going to runover the league like the pretenders you are. _________________________
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#43328 - 08/29/04 07:09 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	QB C. Pennington (NYJ - QB) WR C. Johnson (Cin - WR) WR L. Coles (Was - WR) WR J. McCareins (NYJ - WR) RB A. Green (GB - RB) RB D. McAllister (NO - RB) TE J. Kleinsasser (Min - TE) K M. Vanderjagt (Ind - K) DEF Carolina get ready to lose guys. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43329 - 08/29/04 07:13 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: One thing that sucked is I got the first pick,then the 20th.WTF is that? I should've got the 11th pick etc. The order sucked ass. Doesnt matter cause I'm going to runover the league like the pretenders you are. Chico, you dropped Levens pick up another rb now so you don't forget, I think you don't have a backup rb at the moment. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43330 - 08/29/04 07:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	You never mentioned the fucked up draft order. Doesnt matter,you WILL LOSE IN WEEK 1 AND 10. _________________________
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#43331 - 08/29/04 07:16 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Whats up Cleetis, you gonna accept or reject my trade? _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43332 - 08/29/04 07:17 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	chico, the draft order was chosen by the computer a few minutes before the draft room opened. Everyone check their mail on yahoo for info on trades and such so you know what's up. Like the trade I got going now _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43333 - 08/29/04 07:18 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Trade ok with me. _________________________
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#43334 - 08/29/04 07:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: I picked up Bettis,just waiting to clear waivers. www.assinc.net _________________________
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#43335 - 08/29/04 07:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Whats up Cleetis, you gonna accept or reject my trade? It's accepted by me already dude, we just gotta wait 2 days until the league has time to approve it. If people don't like it they can vote against it. How come you like Larry? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43336 - 08/29/04 07:25 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Quote: I picked up Bettis,just waiting to clear waivers. www.assinc.net Very bad move..... He may not even make the team. Just read the article... Pittsburgh Backfield Crowded.... _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43337 - 08/29/04 07:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	It's ok though because if he gets cut another team like Miami will pick him up- were you at the live draft AMA? why weren't you chatting? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43338 - 08/29/04 07:28 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Quote: Whats up Cleetis, you gonna accept or reject my trade? It's accepted by me already dude, we just gotta wait 2 days until the league has time to approve it. If people don't like it they can vote against it. How come you like Larry? Cool, I thought it would say "trade accepted" or something like that. I like Larry because he played for Pittsburgh. I love all Pittsburgh teams. (but my favorite college team is Penn State.) Plus I think he has good potential in his first year. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43339 - 08/29/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: It's ok though because if he gets cut another team like Miami will pick him up- were you at the live draft AMA? why weren't you chatting? No, I wasnt live but got lots of people that I wanted. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43340 - 08/29/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: It's ok though because if he gets cut another team like Miami will pick him up- were you at the live draft AMA? why weren't you chatting? Good point. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43341 - 08/29/04 07:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: It's ok though because if he gets cut another team like Miami will pick him up- were you at the live draft AMA? why weren't you chatting? No, I wasnt live but got lots of people that I wanted. Cool, I am glad you got who you wanted and if the trade goes through I think we will both be happy. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43342 - 08/29/04 08:32 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	I think I have the deepest team out of all you. Having Peyton Manning and Trent Green as my QB's just isn't fair. I have so many high flyers that my toughest challenge is going to be picking my lineup everyweek! _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43343 - 08/29/04 09:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Manning was my choice for QB. Thats ok, I got Brady with a good TE and some All-Star RB's. Bring it! _________________________
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#43344 - 08/30/04 12:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Yeah, it sounds like your stacked at QB, but the advantage is nil. Payton Manning hasn't missed a snap in something like five or six years, so your back-up is most likely never going to play. That's why you should trade Trent Green to me in exchange for my blessing on your forthcoming bar mitzvah. _________________________
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#43345 - 08/30/04 03:48 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	I need one good receiver,just one. Can a homie get a trade for one? _________________________
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#43346 - 08/30/04 10:39 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Haha, stew in your own misery, Chico! Seriously, there are still a few guys that weren't picked (Yahoo's ranking gets a little retarded down in the lower rounds). By the way, anyone want to do some straight picks for the real football season? I like to play the spread in these sorts of things, but it's too hard in this type of medium, since the lines fluctuate so fucking much these days before game time. Yet another thing fucked up by the Internet amateurs. _________________________
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#43347 - 08/31/04 07:05 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Stew in my own misery? Enjoy it while it lasts. Im going to destroy you when we go head to head. But you what the best part is? I'll tell you. I get to do it all over again when we face each other later in the season. Imagine that, you get your rag-tagged ass beat not once,BUT TWICE by my squad. Heaven must not like you son. Never the less, I OWN YOUR ASS.Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43348 - 08/31/04 07:57 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	Quote: Yeah, it sounds like your stacked at QB, but the advantage is nil. Payton Manning hasn't missed a snap in something like five or six years, so your back-up is most likely never going to play. That's why you should trade Trent Green to me in exchange for my blessing on your forthcoming bar mitzvah. Forget the bar mitzvah, how about Marvin Harrison instead?? _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43349 - 08/31/04 10:11 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Yes, yes... "Chico has spoken." That's mostly what he does, you see. It's charming in its way, like an old Polish washingwoman, running her mouth about everyone's business while her husband's out boffing her sister. Chico, these are the facts: I am cornering the market in receivers simply to fuck you as hard as possible. While you trot out a pair of rubes that get winded from the jog from the locker room to midfield and pray that Priest Holmes doesn't lose a few kneecaps in the battering he's going to take, I'll be sitting at the top of the heap, laughing into my khaffiyeh at the travesty of your misfortunes. As a humanitarian, I beg you to surrender and spare your children the humiliation of knowing their father as a broken man. _________________________
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#43350 - 08/31/04 05:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	I sit hear crying as soak up what you said. Not because those words were "insulting",but because that was the biggest piece of monkey crap I've heard since I shutted Cleetus up permanantly. My stomach was hurting so much from laughing,I thought I was going to die. You know what else is going to make me laugh? The final score after the shutout;Yes,shutout;that my #1 ranked defense imposes on your Angry Arabs. The only thing angry about them is how their coach led them down the promise land of failure. Chico has spoken. _________________________
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#43351 - 08/31/04 11:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	the real question is who's gonna gamble on dieon? I was already married to another league so I sat on the sidelines for this one although I've had some pangs of regret. It's just too much to deal with 2 rosters, if I'm going to go down that road I'll end up re-enacting the battle of manzikurt, knocking down walls in my condo and ending up bearded and institutionalized. All football coaches are crazy and even the fantasy thing is a slippery slope... that said--arab, lay off the recievers!! the 5-yard bump changes are for real if the preseason is an indication, that's going to mean if you don't have one of the 2-3 really nasty, freaky-talented guys, lots of the speedsters are going to pull even with the regular bluechippers. if you're rewarding points, get a short-yardage back or one of about 15 tights ends save for shockey who's never going to be healthy. you pull a todd heap and you're golden. arab--have you considered stealing tony t. away from skadden? the man's got something special with the written word-I'm a believer after his recent post about wanker wang. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#43352 - 09/07/04 08:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Chico, you are hearby put on notice that your ass is mine in the league's first game this week. You are scrambling about frantically to come up with a workable lineup but you will ultimately fail do do so. Week 1 winner= Cleetus' Impalers bank on it Chico my man. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43353 - 09/08/04 12:53 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Everyone please don't forget that there is a game tomorrow night- so you all might want to juggle your lineups tonight if they need it. Also don't forget to do this every week because as soon as the bye weeks start you will be left with players whose team is off that week in your line up. For example if matt hasselback has a bye week in week 4 then you put in your sub qb for that week ( and hope you didn't take a guy also off week 4). If any body has any questions just ask now becuase you are all soon to be owned by me- STARTING WITH CHICO _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43354 - 09/08/04 03:46 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	I am ready to kick some ass. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43355 - 09/08/04 06:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico, you are hearby put on notice that your ass is mine in the league's first game this week. You are scrambling about frantically to come up with a workable lineup but you will ultimately fail do do so. Week 1 winner= Cleetus' Impalers bank on it Chico my man. Feetus,You cant touch me. Dont you know I'm like the NY Yankees. The team is great,but I just made it better. Now to the issue on hand. Cleetus,BRING IT ....BITCH! _________________________
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#43356 - 09/09/04 08:00 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	Domanick Davis or Quentin Griffin plus a WR might be available for a top 10 QB...
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#43357 - 09/09/04 09:18 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Hey cub, which team are you- Reggie ho? if so why do you want another qb, steve is pretty good. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43358 - 09/09/04 09:42 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	I am indeed Reggie Ho Sucks. I have Quentin Griffin sitting on the bench (can we make the 5th player an option RB/WR), and thought I could trade up at QB with him... Nothing against you Steve, if you're listening
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#43359 - 09/09/04 09:48 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	No I don't want to confuse things by changing the league positions at this point because we have a few guys new to fantasy football. I think you should stick with what you have- mcnair is a very good qb and i have him in some of my other leagues- plus you can NEVER have enough good Rbs ( they get the most points for your team usually and you need a good backup like quentin for the bye weeks and in case of injury). But if you really want to trade go to the yahoo league page for our league and check all our rosters for who you want and send that person a trade offer- I remember someone has both Peyton and trent green i think both top notch qbs) Good luck with whatever you do. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43360 - 09/09/04 10:22 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	I was just begging, knew it couldn't happen 6 hours before the season began. Reggie Ho Sucks!
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#43361 - 09/09/04 12:00 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Now, I have to ask- who the hell is Reggie ho? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43362 - 09/09/04 02:36 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I think Reggie Ho was a kicker with the Dolphins? edited so Chico won't see Good luck Cleetus... I understand that pulling severed arteries out of your cleats can cause carpal tunnel syndrome, and the sound and the fury of Chico has officially gone mute. Edited by smilingarab (09/09/04 03:19 PM) _________________________
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#43363 - 09/09/04 02:40 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Dammit arab don't go around fuckin up my easy points I gave Chico one heads up on his kicker and that was all i was willing to give him- now the ass whippin begins with his wr with a leg injury or not Thanks Arab he already did well with Brady. Edited by Cleetus VanDamme (09/10/04 02:56 PM) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43364 - 09/10/04 08:48 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Hey bums,losers,and victims of all ages. Havent posted cause I have some drama bullshit in my personal life right now. With that said,bring on Week 1. _________________________
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#43365 - 09/10/04 09:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	One hint before I tell you....Reggie Ho's 15 minutes of fame was in September 1988, the day before my first fantasy football draft. Every team I've has since then has been named "Reggie Ho Sucks!" I believe he is now a doctor in St. Louis.
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#43366 - 09/10/04 06:15 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Michigan fan, huh? Chico, I hope your shit is straightened out okay. Really. _________________________
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#43367 - 09/12/04 09:13 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Whoever picked up Bettis....GREAT move. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43368 - 09/12/04 11:09 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Chico signed Bettis... but unfortunately left him on the bench. I took a shot with Jackson from the Rams instead. He wound up as the short yardage back ahead of Faulk... then fumbled on his first professional carry. _________________________
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#43369 - 09/12/04 11:19 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Am I missing something? The stats say Bettis has three touchdowns so far - on five carries for one (1) yard, and all three TDs were one (1) yard. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#43370 - 09/12/04 11:34 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I didn't see it, but that checks out on the stats. Three 1 yd TD runs... Five carries for 1 yd. They must have all been inches. _________________________
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#43371 - 09/12/04 02:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Not all the games are settled yet, far from it, but we can draw some general conclusions. AMAdude, you are owned. Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus. Cleetus vs. Chico = _________________________
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#43372 - 09/12/04 07:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	my jizz moppers really "cleaned" up after themselves. That was some incredible stats that Bettis put up. So, who was Sundays impact player??? _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43373 - 09/13/04 01:05 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	Quote: Domanick Davis or Quentin Griffin plus a WR might be available for a top 10 QB... Griffin did damn good today. But its all about Mr. Shawn Alexander!!!!
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#43374 - 09/13/04 06:32 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Not all the games are settled yet, far from it, but we can draw some general conclusions. AMAdude, you are owned. Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus. Cleetus vs. Chico = Yeah, close game though. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43375 - 09/13/04 07:45 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Cleetus..come out and play. Cleetus...where are you? I did as I said I would. I beat Feetus and nothing and I mean nothing, can change that. You became another victim. Little Porn Valley is next. What a way to start the season. You will be 0-2 after our matchup. The Chico express is just getting warmed up. See you Sunday. ( I may not post often for awhile,untill I clear some shit,but you guys have fun with the smack talking) _________________________
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#43376 - 09/13/04 08:06 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Chico- the weekend isnt over- I have Ahman green and the carolina defense tonight and it is very possible that you will be eating crow this time tomorrow. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43377 - 09/13/04 08:19 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	No, I have spoken! _________________________
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#43378 - 09/13/04 08:37 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Well all I 'm saying is you might have to speak again tommorrow _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43379 - 09/13/04 07:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	(cleetus) (chico) _________________________
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#43380 - 09/13/04 07:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: I didn't see it, but that checks out on the stats. Three 1 yd TD runs... Five carries for 1 yd. They must have all been inches. I watched the game, they gave the ball to him at the 1 yard like 3 times and he carried a couple other times for lost yardage. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43381 - 09/13/04 07:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus. Not really, Curtis Martin and Terrel Owens had freakish performances. He got 42 points from those two alone. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43382 - 09/13/04 07:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	That's true, but the fucker almost broke 100 points, and was going up against Culpepper (who was worth 30+ points himself). And wound up picking Washington's defense off of waivers at the last possible minute. This is why I don't gamble anymore, folks. Outside of losing a law license and becoming a whore for the Outfit, that is. _________________________
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#43383 - 09/13/04 07:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Chico stinks. I wish i had the huge arguement with him before i decided not to play in the cleetus league. My smack talk would be great, i just beat chico like he beats a woman with low self worth. Chico just tasted my back hand like one of the strippers he pimps out. (rob longshot) (chico) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#43384 - 09/13/04 08:09 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: (cleetus) (chico) I don't think I can add anything to this- it says it all- thanks Arab _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43385 - 09/13/04 09:14 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Congrats Cleetus. You won this one,but hey, in nine weeks... I get redemption. _________________________
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#43386 - 09/13/04 09:21 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Hey, everybody has a chance every week- Tony may actually beat me this week........but i doubt it Don't forget to join the weekly picks group on yahoo( see new thread) maybe you can whup up on me there....but i doubt it _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43387 - 09/14/04 09:20 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	Quote: Michigan fan, huh? Nope, just a Notre Dame hater and a Big 10 guy
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#43388 - 09/29/04 08:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Ok, I suck so far but hope to improve. But what I want to know is Where Is Chico? He hasn't posted in a while. I hope he is ok. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43389 - 09/29/04 05:11 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	My team sux. But I should have had my bench QB in there. He had 13 points while Michael Vick had -1 !! _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43390 - 09/29/04 05:44 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	The good news robert, is that these things can turn around rather quickly so there is hope. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43391 - 10/04/04 09:45 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	is anyone even going to cum close to beating me? Last week, I would have beat my opponent using my QB alone. This is kinda getting boring. MUAHAHAHA _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43392 - 10/04/04 12:23 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
AssLovinDude Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/06/04 Posts: 237	FUCK! I forgot to adjust my team. Most of my guys are on bye week. That's gonna set me back a few spots.
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#43393 - 10/04/04 01:54 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	Quote: Quote: Jizz Mopper, you have a freakishly good team. Jesus. Not really, Curtis Martin and Terrel Owens had freakish performances. He got 42 points from those two alone. I'm still owning all you mofo's. mofo, so shut up bitch, OWNED _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43394 - 10/04/04 03:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
RobertF Human Garbage Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 1630 Loc: SoCal	I am getting my asssssss kicked. _________________________ InkedBabes.com - Hot bitches with ink.
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#43395 - 10/04/04 04:31 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Man My team is disappointing so far- stinking Duece Mcallister sucka ass- sucked then got hurt- will probably return and suck some more. I think it is the curse of ricky williams who duece replaced _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43396 - 10/06/04 04:48 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	O.K, guys. After a shakey 0-2 start, I'm in the middle of the pack. Season is still too early to determine a clear winner. On the next post, I will resume the smack talk because NO ONE IS DOING IT! You all have been put on notice. _________________________
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#43397 - 10/06/04 05:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	Nothing to smack talk really, its been that damn easy for me so far. O yah, finatic, sux ur McNabb isn't starting, looks like another cake walk for me this week. _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43398 - 10/06/04 05:30 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Chico, what the hell happened i thought you killed yourself after that start _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43399 - 10/07/04 06:49 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico, what the hell happened i thought you killed yourself after that start That what does not kill me makes me stronger. BTW-Week 9- your ass is mine. Redemption. _________________________
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#43400 - 10/07/04 11:16 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	My ass stinks you wouldn't want it I doubt that I will lose anyway _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43401 - 10/07/04 02:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Chico promo- " There is one reason and one reason your ass stinks-FEAR. You have fear that Chico will anhilate you in week 9. This is how it went. You had visions of a terrible thrashing. Then the belly started rumbling. Aches and pains followed. Then you realized you crapped in your pants because you knew deep down, lightning cant strike twice. You are on a downwind spiral, my friend. But I like you, so I will only kick you once,while your down. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43402 - 10/09/04 03:55 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	jizz mopper will taste defeat for the first time when the finatic kicks his ass
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#43403 - 10/09/04 04:28 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Good luck to you- somebody needs to beat him _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43404 - 10/10/04 08:20 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	No one will beat me. When I beat u all, u better hook me up with a hot porn bitch to fuck and u all watch and tell me I'm the best and how sexy I am. _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43405 - 10/13/04 05:03 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	final score the finatic 57 jizz mopper 56
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#43406 - 10/13/04 07:05 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Good work dude- everyone else should lose so as I can catch back up _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43407 - 10/13/04 08:37 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	doesn't get any closer then that fucker. Props bitch. _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43408 - 10/19/04 09:52 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	O.K you bitches. I'm near the top of the leader board. After my glorious victory, Team Punishment is on a roll. In 2 weeks I will be on top. I cant remember who my opponent is, but it doesn't mattter. He will have his head handed to him. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43409 - 10/25/04 04:20 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	"WHO IS THE MAN? I,Thats who. 96 F'N points. That is the highest all season. That with the 78 scored last week; Team Punishement is on a roll. Whos is my next victim? Step up to the plate or step off. Victory is mine and defeat is yours. Chico has spoken!" _________________________
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#43410 - 10/25/04 04:42 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	One Gimp started three players on a bye week...retard _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43411 - 10/25/04 04:47 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	dolphins finally win jets next monday nite will be win #2
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#43412 - 10/25/04 06:36 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: One Gimp started three players on a bye week...retard Was it Doron, a.k.a, The Minion? www.adultstaffingservices.com _________________________
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#43413 - 10/25/04 08:29 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: dolphins finally win jets next monday nite will be win #2 I hope not dude, I want them to have an embarrassing season so as to force the owner into a complete upheaval- new coach , GM and defeinetely new qb plus a top flight draft pick like Kyle orton or a stud RB. Plus the Jets are just better this year- Ram game was a fluke- we suck. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43414 - 10/26/04 10:50 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Wow, I won another squeker with chad johnsons monday night performance- stinking Pennigton he is getting the bench on my team. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43415 - 11/24/04 03:34 AM Remember, Thursday game this week..
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	Line ups early. Nice to see the tie last week, make the race for fourth place more interesting
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#43416 - 11/24/04 03:38 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	This is only a two team race, jizzmoper and myself. Everyone else is thru. I avenged 2 of my earlier losses. I face Tony's team, whom I have beaten, again this week. Who can stop Team Punishment, ha ha! _________________________
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#43417 - 11/24/04 09:31 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
Super Macho Man Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/10/04 Posts: 93 Loc: 35-0 29KO	You actually think you can stop me? Remember, I set the all-time point record for one week of 140 that will NEVER even be close to broken. Your puny lineup does not threaten me. I could beat u with Manning and Vinatieri alone!!! In fact, I think I could take on two or three combined at one time and still win. _________________________ "My Super Spin Punch is totally tough!"
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#43418 - 11/24/04 11:50 PM Re: Remember, Thursday game this week..
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Think? I know so. You have beaten alot of mediocore teams. We are the only ones that are at least 3 games above .500. Face it, you will not win. Accept it. It will make defeat that much easier to swallow. www.adultstaffingservices. _________________________
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#43419 - 12/14/04 07:33 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	I finished in second place after losing my first 2 games of the season. In my last 3 games, I went 1-1-1. I thought one of you guys would surely pass me in the standings, but I was wrong. You all suck. I did this all athis without my best player available. Its just good team managment. I now face Herpes Infected Dogs, whom I will beat this Sunday. Bow down to your imminent champion. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43420 - 12/14/04 02:28 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Oh no, I have created a monster _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43421 - 12/14/04 05:40 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Its your fault Cleetus. You got us all involved and the only reason you didnt come in last place was because The Minions AWOL from the league prevented it from happening. I avenged my loss as I predicted. Only jizzmoper stands in the way. Victory is mine. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43422 - 12/14/04 05:45 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Ahh, but I have discovered my error and it will be rectified next year. Good luck to those who are in the playoffs guys. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43423 - 12/15/04 06:42 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	A good year all around. It's pretty amazing that no more than a game or two separated #2 through #8. _________________________
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#43424 - 12/15/04 08:01 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	but I am #9 _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43425 - 12/15/04 11:44 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
booger Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/30/04 Posts: 38	one fucking 1/2 game
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#43426 - 12/16/04 04:24 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	the finatic beat the jizzmopper
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#43427 - 12/21/04 04:33 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
porno 69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 05/31/03 Posts: 47	fins beat patsys
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#43428 - 12/21/04 04:44 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: fins beat patsys That was a high point because it shows that the fins can play better and when we get Saban and a stud Rb and Ol (by trading down if possible) we won't be this bad again next year _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43429 - 12/21/04 04:56 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	As I said before the draft even started, I am destined for greatness. The title is mine. I thought it would be jizzmoper and myself in the championship. I didnt get to avenge my loss to him. Doesnt matter. I would've won anyway. Bow down to your champion. CHICO HAS SPOKEN! _________________________
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#43430 - 12/27/04 09:40 AM XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	I talked the talk, I walked the walk. I did what I said I would do; I became your champion and there isnt anything anyone can do about. I avenged losses and left countless victims behind. Some; were totally annihilated and made an example. Bow down to your reigning Champion. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43431 - 12/27/04 01:06 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Bastard- just like I do with all my favorite teams , I say wait til next year _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43432 - 12/27/04 01:26 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Cleetus--why wait, baseball is around the corner. Bring it! _________________________
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#43433 - 12/27/04 01:41 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	No, hockey Seriously though I have figured out where I erred and shall rectify the problem in next years draft- if I can remember it then _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43434 - 12/27/04 01:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Cleetus, you were dependant on getting the first pick in the draft so you can build your team around Priest Holmes. I ended up with him and then the bastard gets injured. I had no really receivers and Bettis was my only consistent RB. It was all defense,TE and my QB's getting the job done. And superior coaching. Other guys had better players, but I just handled my line-up more efficiently. If anything, I got shafted by picking first. The draft order meant I got first pick, but then got screwed when I shouldve got the 11th pick (damn reverse order). _________________________
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#43435 - 12/27/04 01:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League Champion
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Nope, It has nothing to do with picking early in the draft, in fact i would prefer to pick later towards the middle or the very end. I listened to some "experts" with their draft advice and should have done what i wanted. Plus my qb underperformed and is a crybaby (chad Pennington) and many of my starters were out for abnormal lengths of time. I shall not give away my secrets to you o' champion of our league- but i will be back _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43436 - 10/25/05 10:08 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: The greatness that is Chico has returned. Cleetus, I applauded your commitment to psycological warfare.But in order for it to work,you must be sane. Clearly you are not,if you really believe you will win.You have the heart of a warrior,yet the mind of the mentally challenged. Call your mother and tell her she should be expecting you.Because just like a 5 yr.old who hears thunder and lightning for the first time,you will crawl into mommy's bed and quiver like the coward you after your crushing loss to me.Chico has spoken. Bump _________________________
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#43437 - 10/25/05 10:26 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Ahh, but I have discovered my error and it will be rectified next year. Good luck to those who are in the playoffs guys. When? Still waiting on it. _________________________
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#43438 - 10/25/05 10:57 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	What? I won this week _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43439 - 10/26/05 01:00 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Yo Cleetus, as commish, can you do something about absentee owners? There's a few players I want, but there team owners are participating anymore. Lets raid there talent pool. _________________________
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#43440 - 10/26/05 06:51 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	No, there is nothing that can be done, except hope you win when you play them any given week. Why? Are you in need of some aid _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43441 - 10/26/05 10:51 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Chico doesn't want the "Felons" to smoke his team for a second time, that's all.
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#43442 - 10/26/05 12:12 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico doesn't want the "Felons" to smoke his team for a second time, that's all. Funny how a man in 7th place can brag how he's gonna beat me. Whatever. When you have a winning record-you can talk. Till then, enjoy being playing catchup. Week 12 is redemption. Ask Cleetus. I have beaten everyone who I have lost to in a rematch since we began playing. Your no exception. Chico has spoken! _________________________
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#43443 - 11/01/05 01:25 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Congrats Cleetus for knocking off the previously unbeaten Minion. Looks like the Minion forgot to shuffle his line-up this week as many had bye weeks. Who cares. A win is a win. Maybe he dropped playing like last season. _________________________
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#43444 - 01/03/06 11:27 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Sorry I'm so late but - your XXXPT Fantasy Football League Champion is John Floofin. Chico you can take down your old ass sig. any day now Congrats Floof _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#43445 - 01/04/06 03:08 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Thank you Cleetus! The king is dead, Chico's reign of misery and terror is over. With that, I am heralding in an all new reign of misery and terror! So who were all those fools in our league? As far as I could tell by the end of the season there were maybe 5 of us playing who ever post on XPT. Roll call bitches, who's out there?
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#43446 - 01/05/06 11:40 AM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Congrats Floofer, I kinda lost interest after Favre, Corey Dillon and Jamal Lewis all shit the bed. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#43447 - 01/11/06 02:49 PM Re: XXXporntalk Fantasy Football League
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Thank you Cleetus! The king is dead, Chico's reign of misery and terror is over. With that, I am heralding in an all new reign of misery and terror! So who were all those fools in our league? As far as I could tell by the end of the season there were maybe 5 of us playing who ever post on XPT. Roll call bitches, who's out there? Comgrats Floofin, At least Cleetus didnt win. He started this league and hasnt been able to win it yet, lol. Really, everyone should annouce who they are. The first yr was easy to identify, but this yr??? Anyway, till Sept. when we do it all over again. _________________________
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