I'm on voluntary 2 month lay-off. And I use paper plates. Living in my motorhome until next month. Drive a 2004 Subaru. Used the same push lawn mower to mow my 200x50 foot lot for the last 11 years. Cold cereal for breakfast, pack sandwiches and fruit for lunch. Own no jewelry, have the same microwave and TV I bought in 1990. Once a year or so I find myself dressing in rags, so I go to Value City and spend almost $200 on clothes and that's it. Don't care about status symbols.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.