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The lack of employment/living with parents (at least they have a Fox News feed on their cable system) "helps"...

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And CNN begs you to follow them on twitter every 5 minutes.

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VERY impressive that Coke's is so omnipresent and has so much time to respond, post, etc.

The lack of employment/living with parents (at least they have a Fox News feed on their cable system) "helps"...

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There are some in the XPT community who know all about me and what I do. Your post says more about you than me. You can't relate to someone who is able to post while working. This tells us you are a complete loser. If you have computer access at work, you are at the joke level where a manager/supervisor can monitor all of your online activities and fire you for being on a porn related site. My guess is that you do in fact work with a computer (in a cube) and that all day long you are required to say "thank you for calling! this is Gunker! how may I provide you with excellant customer service today". Your post also tells us that you can't relate to having a laptop or even a phone with internet access with you at all times. But then we already knew this. You accidentially admitted that you can't afford a dishwasher, so why would you be able to afford these items. I bet your home computer is 10 years old and you are still making payments on it to Get-it-now.



PS: You do realize that your post count is almost triple mine, right? Time is money and obviously you can't afford to spend so much time on XPT. Quit obsessing about me and get a third job. Before you know it you'll be able to afford one of these beauties:

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You accidentially [SIC] admitted that you can't afford a dishwasher, so why would you be able to afford these items.

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I have 65K in savings and non-401K mutual funds.

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Dipshit.

I had 40% more in 2007.

I thought the fundamentals were stronger...



Over-leveraged my lottery tickets in IT Tech/Heald/University of Phoenix grads, hoping that they would leverage their multiple degrees into kickbacks for alumni and maybe get some cunnilingus opportunities with 18-year old meth girls (only redheads! Minimal freckles!)

Left with Panzie's mother and Coke's younger sister....

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at which exact point did he "pwn" me?

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There are some in the XPT community who know all about me and what I do. Your post says more about you than me. You can't relate to someone who is able to post while working. This tells us you are a complete loser. If you have computer access at work, you are at the joke level where a manager/supervisor can monitor all of your online activities and fire you for being on a porn related site. My guess is that you do in fact work with a computer (in a cube) and that all day long you are required to say "thank you for calling! this is Gunker! how may I provide you with excellant customer service today". Your post also tells us that you can't relate to having a laptop or even a phone with internet access with you at all times. But then we already knew this. You accidentially admitted that you can't afford a dishwasher, so why would you be able to afford these items. I bet your home computer is 10 years old and you are still making payments on it to Get-it-now.

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Yes, Gunker does have a quiet dignity about him. There's something very moving about a middle-aged man washing his chipped Wal-mart dishes by hand because he can't afford a dishwasher. It helps you to understand why he has to blame corporations and the rich for his predicament (instead of himself). You're moved to both laugh and cry as you hear him bitterly demand that everyone in the world who is more successful than him pay higher taxes.


Bugs, do you mention gay porn in every post you make that's not an unfunny Myspace spam pic? You just educated the board about Jaime Gillis' work as a gay bottom in another thread. WTF

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More conservative claptrap bullshit, great. I for one have my eyes and ears poised with baited breath to learn your secrets of hyper capitalism! Please teach the poor plebs how to learn to pull up their boot straps and rise to a status where they can spit with contempt down on the filthy unwashed masses. I too want to learn your secrets of shitting diamond encrusted solid gold tiffany cufflinks while bench pressing 5000 pounds and smoking cigars with rush limbaugh. Thou art an aryan superman.

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Sorry coke the 24x7 posts in the OP are pretty damning

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I'm on voluntary 2 month lay-off. And I use paper plates. Living in my motorhome until next month. Drive a 2004 Subaru. Used the same push lawn mower to mow my 200x50 foot lot for the last 11 years. Cold cereal for breakfast, pack sandwiches and fruit for lunch. Own no jewelry, have the same microwave and TV I bought in 1990. Once a year or so I find myself dressing in rags, so I go to Value City and spend almost $200 on clothes and that's it. Don't care about status symbols.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

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Yes, Gunker does have a quiet dignity about him. There's something very moving about a middle-aged man washing his chipped Wal-mart dishes by hand because he can't afford a dishwasher. It helps you to understand why he has to blame corporations and the rich for his predicament (instead of himself). You're moved to both laugh and cry as you hear him bitterly demand that everyone in the world who is more successful than him pay higher taxes.

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I've been price-searching and found that I'm able to buy 175 "Ultra SilverSteel™ Kenmore 24 in. Built-In Dishwasher w/ 5-level Precision Wash Systems."

While that is certainly an impressive number, unfortunately, they do not have hunter/seeker technology, and thus, I'm asking for recommendations for my automatic dishwasher platoon-level force that can be programmed to track down Coke, subdue him with repetitive door openings/closings, then gangwash/rinse/repeat/dry him a few times.

Also, have never spent 1 cent at Wal-Mart.

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Sorry to interrupt this thread, but THOSE CABINETS ARE THE BOMB!!!!!!! <3 <3

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Don't dispute shecypher's assessment. She knows all aspects of getting pwned. I've been pwning her since she joined this place. In fact, even her progeny, whether it's her bastard son or the lewcrew lewsers, they all cringe when I show up to drop the hammer on herpher. Right Mary?

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Sorry coke the 24x7 posts in the OP are pretty damning but you're probably just taking longer than most to flare out. We've all been there. Tighten it up, get in and get out quicker. Nothing is so important.

@Lou: who's the soft touch with the chink ava shadowing you like the hunchback in 300? Did you deny his fight club app and now its like a thing?

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Don't dispute shecypher's assessment. She knows all aspects of getting pwned. I've been pwning her since she joined this place. In fact, even her progeny, whether it's her bastard son or the lewcrew lewsers, they all cringe when I show up to Drop The Hammer...

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